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[quote user="gunnsdoppellganger"]

is always out on a wednesday ready for collection

Sorry but the Doncaster Out made me laugh and then I couldn''t resist-was good enough for the Two Ronnies 

 

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Its collected Tuesdays actually!

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[quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]I considered a similar thread about a septic tank contractor but thought the headline might offend Sheded.[/quote]

Don`t hold back Rudolph !   nobody else does  .....  [:P]

We have a Nottingham saying   for smartarses , " If wit was sh*t , you`d be constipated  " ! 

Question  ,  where would NCFC be without Hucks ?

Answer ,    Conference !  

Here`s  Grunts  secret  poem to his only true love , Delia    ..... dream on  ye scotch  haggis ! 

, my luve is like a red, red rose,
That''s newly sprung in June.
O, my luve is like a melodie,
That''s sweetly play''d in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonie lass,
So deep in luve am I,
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a'' the seas gang dry.

Till a'' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi the sun!
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only luve!
And fare thee weel, a while!
And I will come again, my luve,
Tho it were ten thousand mile!

LMFAO    [6]

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[quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]If wit was sh1t Sheded you would be in urgent need of an enema to get some humour out of you.[/quote]

Haha Rude Old! you come out with some classic stuff mate!

jas :)

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[quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]

Thanks Jas,

It was a ''Robin Hood'' moment.

Twang! Whoosh! Thud!

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Missed and hit that poor old sheep again Hucker !   [:P]   never mind , you and jas  can  give each other a hug  , he likes me as well , lmfao.....  

Just in case  you got it wrong though  ,  the  " If wit was sh etc etc   "  wasn`t aimed at you personally !  just  a general  arrow directed  where it hurts most  ....... [:D][6]

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Bloody thieves, stealing my incredibly funny and inciteful post and turning it into nothing more than a cheap jibe attack on fellow human beings

 

Oh well whatever........................Talk to the hand....................

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