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Supporter interrupts City training session

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Come on you lot, we must be able to have some fun here!

Was it McKenzie trying to get his old job back or the Wiz in disguise?

Next!

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he was only carted off by the cops because he made the players feel uncomfortable as he was able to pass a ball to them when only being three yards away!

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It was 1st Wizard telling PG can i have a go in midfield i cant be any worse than the current 3 (etuhu hughes and robinson)

"I will show you some magic"

 

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it was Carl Robinson... but Peter Grant Said to him "your not a footballer.. get out of my site"

And Robbo cried....

 

jas :)

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It was my Grandad. He walked up to the pitch with his zimmer frame and shuffled slowly past the helpless hughes and Robinson who were in hot pursuit.

Hardly a 20 odd year old, but probably looked like one compared to the knackered hughes and Robinson. Go grandad.

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I  reckon it was a little scandal set up in preperation for january. They make it sound like people WANT to play for norwich!

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This story has in fact been grossly misreported by the Press, I''d like to rectify this by posting the true story taken from yesterdays edition of the Craggy Island Evening Standard.

" A minor misunderstanding almost caused havoc at Norwich Citys training ground in Colney yesterday. Local Bricklayer Seamus o''Flaherty (you know him, the house with the red door two doors up from Mrs Flanagan who does the Church flowers) responded to the job advertisment placed online by new Norwich Manager Peter Grant in which he makes mention of the need for much rebuilding in the club. On arriving at the training ground Mr O''Flaherty approached Mr Grant with a view to giving him a competitive quote for building the four new faces to the Carrow road ground and possibly patching some potholes in the carpark with the little bit of tarmac he had left over from a previous job........

 Whilst negotiating with Mr Grant over the building works and possibly the painting contract on the new hotel at the right price, a large American Hummer type car spun into the car park narrowly avoiding Master Sean O''Flaherty the 15 year old son of Seamus who had taken the opportunity to go ahead and patch the potholes regardless. Fortunately young Sean was uninjured in this incident but the tools he was using were crushed. Upon hearing this Mr O''Flaherty was heard to scream "My trowel, my trowel I want my trowel" and run in panic across the field as he realised his favourite Marshalltown had been destroyed.

A couple of heated ''phone calls later and Mr O''Flaherty was once more happy. Not only had the Club offered to stump up the cash for a new trowel but also agreed to pay for the remedial work to the driveway and car park in cash, a sum so large that they had to send two Policemen to escort the builder from the ground for fear of being mugged. 

A smiling Mr O''Flaherty exclusively revealed to the Craggy Island Evening Standard that he had also been approached by a couple of the players to see if he''d be available for some out of town work in the new year on new houses they were buying away from the area [;)].

Reported by Lou P. Leprechaun CIES

 

Hope this clears it up for you.

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