Fish

[Kathy 733]

I heard on the radio this morning that Peter Grant has a phobia about all things fish. Eating it, smeeling it, even seeing it. I thought at first that it was a cue for a corny joke Radio Broadland style, but apparently its true and the binners have picked up on this. The Evening Star  have apparently started a campaign for them to bring fish on Sunday to distract him. What should we do about this rather bizarre situation?

[Anderz 0]

The Ips**t fan in my office just sent me this as part of an email re: the forthcoming derby game.

Pinch of salt? or could this actually be true..?

http://www.ipswichtown.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=911&p=2&stid=8429265

[charlies dad 0]

I suggest we let ipswich get on with their ''funny'' Radio Broadland inspired gayness. Should they feel compelled to throw anything toward the pitch or Grant/City player, that we kick up an unholy stink and attempt to get them into major hot water. Then with a bit of luck, we can kill the stupid club off once and for all.   

[chicken 0]

Take a whole load of cats to eat them! Go Splat!

Seriously - I find it really funny that they will try anything other than to actually play football to win a game!

[mbncfc 1]

Ha ha, this is so funny... what a strange bloke our manager is...

Apparently the town fans are going to get cardboard cut outs of fish, and inflatable fish too... even if he has a painful fear of fish, I can''t see immitations frightening him, so I would expect our fans to point and laugh at the objects the binners will probably share a conversation with on their trip home...

[One Flew Over... 33]

Bring chips?

 

[YankeeCanary 0]

All status for supporters with fish-like names should immediately be withdrawn. Certainly that includes Yellow Shrimper, Load Of Squid ( close enough ) and anyone from Lowestoft for that matter.

[Mr.Carrow 376]

     I suggest everyone takes a stove, a frying pan and some parsley sauce.....Of course the frying pan is to be used solely (sorry!) for frying the fish............

[Hucka Hucka Huckerby 0]

Bored scummer!

[Troy Tempest 0]

He would certanly have a phobia if he was a thousand fathoms down an ocean trench and came across a fully armed Aquaphibian Terror Fish. I could tell Granty tales that would put him off fish for life.

[First Wizard 0]

Well Peter can help me with my aquariums weekly cleaning chores for starters Kathy, I''d be only too pleased to help him face his dragons.

Fishkeeping is a relaxing hobby, just what you need after games like WBA!.

[lucky green trainers 0]

hopefully PG won''t take the bait!

[Troy Tempest 0]

Codswallop!

Earnie has got eyes on the side of his head and teeth like a deep sea angler fish but Granty loves him.

But to be on the safe side best those Suffolk girls keep their legs crossed.

[a1canary 0]

Potentially alarming as this might be, i can''t see anything serious

actually happening. Some people may bring a bag of whitebait in with

them or something, but anyone will know if they throw anything they''re

gonna be in trouble, will get thrown out, and will be on camera and

could end up getting banned.

As CD says, if anything happens, it can easily be turned to our advantage. Or rather to THEIR disadvantage!

[Troy Tempest 0]

This could really backfire....''you''re s***, and you stink of fish!''

Let''s hope we batter them.

Ipswich know their plaice.

Get your skates on Magilton.

Norwich are smokin.''

Ipswich can''t cure their home form.

What a shoal of s***!

Ipswich flounder!

Come on you scum fans...bring your fish and give us a good headline.

[Troy Tempest 0]

Oh, and............. ''Norwich win a tench encounter against the bottom feeders!''

[Troy Tempest 0]

Oh, and.....here''s one for you vicar...if St. Delia can take a dozen of those fish and feed the entire crowd with them I really will believe.

[......and Smith must score. 1,342]

I''ll bet Peter Grant will be rooting for Northampton in their replay at Blundell Park as he wouldn''t relish a trip to Grimsby in Round 3 .........

[CluckandBorat. 0]

Hello I back.

I worry Mr Grunt no like Mrs Smilth.She smell very fish in cooky.I like very much.My sister Khazakstan have same.She many friend.

I go.High five.

[Leedscanary 337]

Do you think the binners realise the irony in finishing the article by saying

"knock the canaries off their perch"

surely the binners didn''t realise the double meaning they''d created!!!!!!!!!!!1

[AJ 1,218]

hmm, something fishy is going on here....

[Evil Monkey 52]

Anyone else suspicious of the fact that Mello Yello has disappeared and now suddenly this "Troy Tempest" comes along...?Of course, if could just be a red herring...I''ll get me coat.

[nutty nigel 7,531]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Anyone else suspicious of the fact that Mello Yello has disappeared and now suddenly this "Troy Tempest" comes along...?

Of course, if could just be a red herring...

I''ll get me coat.
[/quote]

troy tempest, mello yello, rudolph and borat all make me laugh [:D]

 

[Troy Tempest 0]

Holy mackerel!

Town fans are taking fish to Portman Road.......what a shame they can''t fillet!

[E I E I E I O 0]

[quote user="Troy Tempest"]

This could really backfire....''you''re s***, and you stink of fish!''

Let''s hope we batter them.

Ipswich know their plaice.

Get your skates on Magilton.

Norwich are smokin.''

Ipswich can''t cure their home form.

What a shoal of s***!

Ipswich flounder!

Come on you scum fans...bring your fish and give us a good headline.

[/quote]

 

Brilliant Post I was Wetting myself!

[Troy Tempest 0]

This is too easy....

''Sheepshanks Koi as Town fans Carp about filled net.''

''Reel Deals as Shanks on tenterhooks.''

[Troy Tempest 0]

Oh Yeah! For those lucky enough to be going lets hear the old ''Let''s all do the Conga!''

[Bongo Boy 0]

Simply thank COD for Peter Grant........Thats what i say.......hehehehe

[Troy Tempest 0]

I think you''re trawling the depths a little there, Bongo!

[Troy Tempest 0]

For the info of anyone who is going: it will cost you 30 squid to get in.