CAMBERWICK YELLA AND GREEN

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

"Here is a box, a musical box, wound up and ready to play, let''s see children who is inside today.........................why, it''s Citizen Paul Foghorn the Community Agitator. Hello Paul (waves back) are you off to meet some people today (nods) lets see who you find.

Oh look! Here comes Peter Hazel the Postman, hello Peter! (Waves). Have you got any letters for Paul (shakes head). Oh! Of course paul gets all his information from others on line, doesn''t he then copies and pastes it under his own name. Bye Peter. (Waves).

Now who''s this? It''s Dr. Mopp, hello Dr. Mopp! (Waves). Have you got anything for Paul and his obsessive compulsive disorder? What''s that, took his keyboard away. I bet Paul wasn''t very pleased. Never mind Dr. Mopp, on we go.

What''s that noise? Of course, it''s farmer Jonathan Bell with his modern mechanical farm machinery. Look out Paul, Jonathan almost caught you with a haymaker, he must have read what you said about farm subsidies in you latest self acclaimed expert column in the Trumpton Times. Best we hurry on.

It''s captain Snort, hello Captain Snort (salutes) what, have we seen Citizen Paul?

Let''s not give the game away boys and girls, Captain Snort is angry with Paul because he suggested he plays with his Privates at Pippin Fort. Quick Paul, hide behind that hedge until he''s gone.

And who lives in a funny house just behind that hedge? Can you hear the noise, a funny noise, listen, yes, it''s Windy Miller. Are you going inside Paul? Watch those windmill sails, that''s right, it''s just like watching Andy Hughes isn''t it. Windy likes Paul, all that hot air really makes the sails go round.

Ah! Finally you''ve got where you wanted to be Paul and here is Mr. Crockett the Garage Owner. Four nice new tyres is it Mr. Crockett (nods), I hear you''ve fitted lots of those recently, have people been driving a lot and worn them down (shakes head). Oh! Then did they just fancy a change (shakes head). Have there been lots of punctures then (shakes head). Goodness what can it be?

Perhaps this man will know, it''s PC McGarry number 452. Hello PC McGarry have you come to see Mr. Crockett (nods). Is it something to do with all the tyres he has been fitting lately (nods). Has there been some crme involved (nods).

Do you want to see PC McGarry too Paul (nods). Do you want to ask him what the filth and all his fellow pigs down at Trumptonshire Constabulary are doing about these tyres (nods). Do you think PC McGarry is a pig because he didn''t see someone at the precise moment they did your tyres and arrest them (nods). And is he also a pig because the person you spoke to at a call centre didn''t know the tyres were slashed right opposite PC McGarrys station while he was off duty (nods). And is PC McGarry a typical pig, Paul, in a job which attracts the wrong sort of person (nods).

Well, that''s been a busy day for you Paul, time to go back in the box (waves goodbye). Goodbye Paul.

[ca 1]

I''m sure Paul will appreciate this post [:)]

[Fat Barman 0]

I didn''t see this yesterday (busy decorating) - aren''t you being a bit harsh Rudolph? Poor old Andy Hughes![;)]

[ca 1]

Think Paul has missed it too [:D]

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

He''s read it. He just couldn''t find a suitable reply he could copy and paste onto it.

[ca 1]

Thats harsh Rudolph!

[nutty nigel 7,533]

[quote user="cityangel"]Thats harsh Rudolph![/quote]

Harsh but fair.

 

[dr livingstone 0]

same old story on this board.

some people have to have a go at others.

whats the point of this post.

[nutty nigel 7,533]

[quote user="dr livingstone"]

same old story on this board.

some people have to have a go at others.

whats the point of this post.

[/quote]

Same point as your post I guess  [8-)] [*-)]

 

 

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

The point is, Ladyboy, satire to get a point across.

[nutty nigel 7,533]

[quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]The point is, Ladyboy, satire to get a point across.[/quote]

Not more Ladyboys!

Cherub still won''t come out of his room..............