The Fish Seller 0 Posted October 1, 2006 I''ve organised a Worthy in demo for today. It shall take place in a dignified manner, there will be no attention seeking or pandering to the tv cameras, we''ll leave all that sensationalist stuff to the WO rabble who seem to be planning some sort of huge anti club demonstration in the hopes that Delia winds up the club and sells us to Ipswich or something.......We''re meeting in the phone box on Thorpe rd 1/2 hour before kickoff.Please bring with you a white flag, ear plugs, a bucket of sand, and a black bin bag.Wearing our ear plugs and the bin bags over our heads we shall walk single file down to the ground, thus being completely unable to see or hear the WO protest.Once in the ground we plan to stage a silent protest whereby we flatly refuse to sing any Pro-Worthy songs. Should the opposition score rather than boo our boys or cheer the Burnley players we shall put our soup down and bury our heads up to the shoulders in our buckets of sand whilst enthusiastically waving our white flags from our buttock cheeks.Please detroy all copies of this message upon reading , that way if we have a poor turnout we can blame it on a lack of publicity etc. etc. any excuse really let''s face it.Afterwards we shall meet up back on this message board and flatly deny seeing any WO protesters whatsoever, hearing any WO protest, seeing anything negative on the pitch, the norm really....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted October 1, 2006 Ralph, I salute you, post of the week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,572 Posted October 1, 2006 [quote user="Ralph Wrong"]I''ve organised a Worthy in demo for today. It shall take place in a dignified manner, there will be no attention seeking or pandering to the tv cameras, we''ll leave all that sensationalist stuff to the WO rabble who seem to be planning some sort of huge anti club demonstration in the hopes that Delia winds up the club and sells us to Ipswich or something.......We''re meeting in the phone box on Thorpe rd 1/2 hour before kickoff.Please bring with you a white flag, ear plugs, a bucket of sand, and a black bin bag.Wearing our ear plugs and the bin bags over our heads we shall walk single file down to the ground, thus being completely unable to see or hear the WO protest.Once in the ground we plan to stage a silent protest whereby we flatly refuse to sing any Pro-Worthy songs. Should the opposition score rather than boo our boys or cheer the Burnley players we shall put our soup down and bury our heads up to the shoulders in our buckets of sand whilst enthusiastically waving our white flags from our buttock cheeks.Please detroy all copies of this message upon reading , that way if we have a poor turnout we can blame it on a lack of publicity etc. etc. any excuse really let''s face it.Afterwards we shall meet up back on this message board and flatly deny seeing any WO protesters whatsoever, hearing any WO protest, seeing anything negative on the pitch, the norm really.......[/quote]Tops![Y][H] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
