Beckham sensation

[If I had the wings of a sparrow 0]

Has anyone noticed that Beckham has suddenly become available just as the mighty canaries are on the verge of Promotion. I have heard that he has been waiting for this moment ever since we released him as an apprentice & want''s to join the biggest club in the world as he''s fed up pussy footing around with these so called european giants.

[Dirty Lyle 0]

Also Roberto Carlos has made no secret of the fact he wants to play in England. He is on his way out at the Bernabeu and has signed a pre contract at another club - we haven''t been told where, yet. Given the fact that he obviously feels comfortable wearing yellow I think its time for NW to put us out of our misery and admit to securing RC''s signature for next year.

[NMTD 0]

Well, I live about a mile from Beckingham Palace and know D&V quite well.

I was texting to Posh the other night that I would be more than welcome to give David a lift to the match every Saturday if he signed up.

She seemed interested as I got a response...

NMTD : HI VIX - HOW''S DAVID?
VB : H* *A* *US* *U** OF*
NMTD : GAME ON THEN?
VB : **C* *FF Y** C**T
NMTD : WHEN D''YA WANT ME 2 FIX IT UP?
VB : W*N**R
NMTD : OK - SEE YOU SATURDAY
VB : *AS**R*!
NMTD : LUV U 2 - BYEE!