Essex Canary

[CANARYKING 707]

7055 posts now, just going on and on and on and on………………..when will it ever end

[cambridgeshire canary 7,797]

Just 7000? What an amateur!

[essex canary 621]

Surely nowhere near the top 6!

[Google Bot 3,923]

Happy 20th Anniversary

Sir Essex of bloodymindedshire! 🙂

Much love xxxx

(Would've nearly missed this, thanks to @CANARYKING)

[essex canary 621]

13 minutes ago, Google Bot said:

Happy 20th Anniversary

Sir Essex of bloodymindedshire! 🙂

Much love xxxx

(Would've nearly missed this, thanks to @CANARYKING)

It's 1 month late. Not that I had realised until you mentioned it. Better late than never. Many thanks!

[Nuff Said 5,957]

If he upsets you, block him. The fewer people he has to talk to/upset, the less there is to be gained from posting on here.

[Robert N. LiM 6,270]

Shane Warne said of Monty Panesar that he hadn't played 50 Tests, he'd played the same Test 50 times.

[Canary Wundaboy 1,423]

If I won the lottery, behind quitting my job and buying a Porsche, I’d pay whatever it took to get those shares out of his hands so he left this forum never to return.

[TIL 1010 5,246]

I looked on this thread to see what it was about in hope rather than expectation but my hopes were soon dashed when i found out he is still here.

[Greavsy 2,645]

And you all give him what he wants......(and yes I do see the irony of this post)

Block him, ignore him and move on.

Simples. 

[Feedthewolf 5,885]

Completely ignoring him is the only possible way to make it stop. There's no way he'll stop as long as people are still engaging with him, as this is pretty much the only place he's not yet been banished/ostracised from.

[essex canary 621]

23 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

I looked on this thread to see what it was about in hope rather than expectation but my hopes were soon dashed when i found out he is still here.

Don't worry. Your position in the league table with 28,000 plus posts is not under threat.

[TIL 1010 5,246]

1 hour ago, essex canary said:

Don't worry. Your position in the league table with 28,000 plus posts is not under threat.

My posts cover a number of topics and are mainly football related as opposed to your one man personal agenda.

Christ you could pick an argument in an empty phone box.

[BurwellCanary 255]

1 hour ago, essex canary said:

Don't worry. Your position in the league table with 28,000 plus posts is not under threat.

But at least @TIL 1010 are worth reading whereas yours aren't 

[wcorkcanary 4,779]

I kinda like his posts, not because he's right, but because I've been extremely  calm and content in my daily life lately and I can only put it down to the sheer joy I feel when I realise that I am not Kevin Dack.

Catching the largest Bass I've ever caught...on a lure yesterday  ,helps too. 

Dear Kev, Try Angling , but without a hook, it's what Confucius did. 

That's all. 

Edited September 18 by wcorkcanary

[BurwellCanary 255]

1 minute ago, wcorkcanary said:

I kinda like his posts, not because he's right, but because I've been extremely  calm and content in my daily life lately and I can only put it down to the sheer joy I feel when I realise that I am not Kevin Dack.

That's all. 

Good to know you he is contributing to you wellbeing and mental health 

[essex canary 621]

10 minutes ago, BurwellCanary said:

Good to know you he is contributing to you wellbeing and mental health 

There you go. I should have been a Psychologist.

[wcorkcanary 4,779]

2 minutes ago, essex canary said:

There you go. I should have been a Psychologist.

Now now kev, don't let your ego get the better of you,  look what happened last time ...25k down the pan.

Yore good for my mental health as in....there, but for the grace of God,  go I.

Count your blessings kev, not your money.

[essex canary 621]

19 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said:

Now now kev, don't let your ego get the better of you,  look what happened last time ...25k down the pan.

Yore good for my mental health as in....there, but for the grace of God,  go I.

Count your blessings kev, not your money.

Yeah but I need to forget about the £25k now I have got a new career.

[cambridgeshire canary 7,797]

Fight fight fight!

[norfolkngood 1,174]

whatever the benefits of those shares it really is not worth the hassle so i am out ! 

[The Real Buh 3,765]

Can somebody give me a quick rundown on why so many people hate in Essex Canary? I have totally missed the boat on this one

[wcorkcanary 4,779]

1 hour ago, essex canary said:

Yeah but I need to forget about the £25k . 

 

[essex canary 621]

Next week when that next steps ownership report emerges you will all wake up and smell the coffee.

[wcorkcanary 4,779]

10 hours ago, essex canary said:

Next week when that next steps ownership report emerges you will all wake up and smell the coffee.

Yes , and you will get 100 quid a share,  josh Sargent will get 5 in one game  and Delia will do the can can on the halfway line as ht entertainment.  

Meanwhile un the real world , nothing much of note happens, we draw another game and Delia has a snooze from about 64 mins onwards. You'll  wake up and smell the Norwichness  and hopefully realise that there's nothing for you here, there or anywhere, with that attitude.  

[essex canary 621]

45 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said:

Yes , and you will get 100 quid a share,  josh Sargent will get 5 in one game  and Delia will do the can can on the halfway line as ht entertainment.  

Meanwhile un the real world , nothing much of note happens, we draw another game and Delia has a snooze from about 64 mins onwards. You'll  wake up and smell the Norwichness  and hopefully realise that there's nothing for you here, there or anywhere, with that attitude.  

The therapy is already working.

You are now smelling the coffee better than most.

[TIL 1010 5,246]

My irony meter just broke when i read the forum clown suggesting that people need therapy.

[essex canary 621]

6 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

My irony meter just broke when i read the forum clown suggesting that people need therapy.

One therapy that is needed is how to cope with the 'we can't blame the Head Coach' syndrome.

[JonnyJonnyRowe 971]

12 hours ago, essex canary said:

Next week when that next steps ownership report emerges you will all wake up and smell the coffee.

We pay our money, we go to the football, we either enjoy or don't enjoy the game.

None of us give a shiny sh!te about the 'shareholder value' being created for Essex Canary of Attleborough, mainly because we were all smart enough to see that a substantial 'investment' in a football club is a frankly terrible financial decision, because we all remember the failed AIM listings, Simon Jordan blowing his fortune, and the wave of Setanta administrations. 

I really don't understand why you ever made that investment. I know its not because you are a 'fan' of the club, because lets be honest, you aren't. You never say that you rate a player, or enjoyed a game, or are optimistic about a new manager, never got anything at all to say about the actual football, which is what we all pay to watch and why we post on this forum. You appear to have made the investment just so you can become a pain the bottom to a few suits.

All we care about is having a functioning football club, a half competitive side and a sense that the football operation is going in the right direction, which we do have. What confuses me is why it is that you've ever felt that the rest of us would give a sh!t about your personal problems with the club or the value of your shareholding.

I guess it started in an attempt to find some allies or validation for your gripes, but now that has utterly failed, why do you keep flogging the dead horse? 

If the business went into administration tomorrow and was bought out debt free or for pennies in the pound but Essex Canary's shareholding was completely wiped out, I would care about the club and its physical assets and IP passing into the right hands, I wouldn't care about your shareholding, I'd care about our club continuing to operate, I wouldn't care one jot about your shares.

But guess what, we wouldn't hear anything about the survival of the club from you or any gratitude to whoever it is that bought us out of administration. We would hear countless moans about your lost £25,000. That throws any argument that your investment was purely altruism as a lifelong fan who cares about the club out of the window, we all see through that. Which leads back to the question, how did an accountant look at the football landscape and decide that this industry would be a sensible investment?

Edited September 19 by JonnyJonnyRowe

[TIL 1010 5,246]

3 minutes ago, JonnyJonnyRowe said:

We pay our money, we go to the football, we either enjoy or don't enjoy the game.

None of us give a shiny sh!te about the 'shareholder value' being created for Essex Canary of Attleborough, mainly because we were all smart enough to see that a substantial 'investment' in a football club is a frankly terrible financial decision, because we all remember the failed AIM listings, Simon Jordan blowing his fortune, and the wave of Setanta administrations. 

I really don't understand why you ever made that investment. I know its not because you are a 'fan' of the club, because lets be honest, you aren't. You never say that you rate a player, or enjoyed a game, or are optimistic about a new manager, never got anything at all to say about the actual football, which is what we all pay to watch and why we post on this forum. You appear to have made the investment just so you can become a pain the bottom to a few suits.

All we care about is having a functioning football club, a half competitive side and a sense that the football operation is going in the right direction, which we do have. What confuses me is why it is that you've ever felt that the rest of us would give a sh!t about your personal problems with the club or the value of your shareholding.

I guess it started in an attempt to find some allies or validation for your gripes, but now that has utterly failed, why do you keep flogging the dead horse? 

If the business went into administration tomorrow and was bought out debt free or for pennies in the pound but Essex Canary's shareholding was completely wiped out, I would care about the club and its physical assets and IP passing into the right hands, I wouldn't care about your shareholding, I'd care about our club continuing to operate, I wouldn't care one jot about your shares.

But guess what, we wouldn't hear anything about the survival of the club from you or any gratitude to whoever it is that bought us out of administration. We would hear countless drones about your lost £25,000. That makes any argument that your investment was purely altruism as a lifelong fan who cares about the club out of the window, we all see through that. Which leads back to the question, how did an accountant look at the football landscape and decide that this industry would be a sensible investment?

Post of the week, no month oh sod it i mean year.