Don't you DARE sing that song!

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

Otherwise the Germans will get very angry with you. You don't want to upset the Germans now do you?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/06/06/german-police-england-fans-10-bombers-chant/

Edited June 7, 2024 by cambridgeshire canary

[dylanisabaddog 6,197]

Opinion polls suggest that there are now more Nazis in England than Germany. 

As more than 30% of English men have a criminal record I suspect that we won't be represented well in Germany.

I went to the England game against Germany at Wembley in the last Euros. Never again. It was the only time in my life I have been the most intelligent person in a crowd of 80,000, although I don't include the Germans who were unfortunate enough to attend in that number. 

England did manage to set a record at that game. The most cocaine to be inhaled in a 3 hour period in one place. 

[Midlands Yellow 4,721]

1 minute ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Opinion polls suggest that there are now more Nazis in England than Germany. 

As more than 30% of English men have a criminal record I suspect that we won't be represented well in Germany.

I went to the England game against Germany at Wembley in the last Euros. Never again. It was the only time in my life I have been the most intelligent person in a crowd of 80,000, although I don't include the Germans who were unfortunate enough to attend in that number. 

England did manage to set a record at that game. The most cocaine to be inhaled in a 3 hour period in one place. 

I can believe your point about the Charlie consumption. Dealers were saying win, lose or draw, business was marvellous throughout the tournament. 

[Commonsense 836]

4 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Opinion polls suggest that there are now more Nazis in England than Germany. 

As more than 30% of English men have a criminal record I suspect that we won't be represented well in Germany.

I went to the England game against Germany at Wembley in the last Euros. Never again. It was the only time in my life I have been the most intelligent person in a crowd of 80,000, although I don't include the Germans who were unfortunate enough to attend in that number. 

England did manage to set a record at that game. The most cocaine to be inhaled in a 3 hour period in one place. 

I dispute the comment in the 3rd sentence of your 3rd paragraph, as I was also there!

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

23 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Opinion polls suggest that there are now more Nazis in England than Germany. 

As more than 30% of English men have a criminal record I suspect that we won't be represented well in Germany.

I went to the England game against Germany at Wembley in the last Euros. Never again. It was the only time in my life I have been the most intelligent person in a crowd of 80,000, although I don't include the Germans who were unfortunate enough to attend in that number. 

England did manage to set a record at that game. The most cocaine to be inhaled in a 3 hour period in one place. 

Given said chant/song is about shooting nazis some real irony in your claims. Then again you're clearly much smarter than everyone else as you yourself have said so I don't wish to argue with such a self proclaimed genius, I would clearly lose! 😉

Edited June 7, 2024 by cambridgeshire canary

[TheGunnShow 7,471]

meanwhile the native-standard German speaker who wants to emigrate there wanders into the thread.....

[dylanisabaddog 6,197]

42 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Given said chant/song is about shooting nazis some real irony in your claims. Then again you're clearly much smarter than everyone else as you yourself have said so I don't wish to argue with such a self proclaimed genius, I would clearly lose! 😉

You'd lose an IQ test against my Labrador. He's a very clever dog though. 

Have you actually ever been to a football match? 

Edited June 7, 2024 by dylanisabaddog

[Trevor Hockey's Beard 616]

7 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

You'd lose an IQ test against my Labrador. He's a very clever dog though. 

Have you actually ever been to a football match? 

Is his name Dylan by any chance?

[dylanisabaddog 6,197]

1 minute ago, Trevor Hockey's Beard said:

Is his name Dylan by any chance?

Very bright and very bad 

[Satriales 1,052]

England football fans have always been embarrassing and thick. Still seems to be the way now. 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

17 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

You'd lose an IQ test against my Labrador. He's a very clever dog though. 

Have you actually ever been to a football match? 

Oooh an insult followed up a question unrelated to the topic at hand? Classic! I love it! What's next?

Edited June 7, 2024 by cambridgeshire canary

[Monty13 2,811]

19 minutes ago, Satriales said:

England football fans have always been embarrassing and thick. Still seems to be the way now. 

It’s not peculiar to England.

[Corbs1 183]

I’ve never been to an England game, despite being an England supporter; that feeling of unease with the far right narrative over the years (even though I believe we have generally good fans). Recently we do seem to be rather well behaved compared to our European compatriots, but maybe that’s due to change this summer. 

[The Real Buh 3,806]

Current narrative:

Other nations that we aren’t allowed to mention - knife wielding masked maniacs, open mass organized racist chanting on the stands, general bad behavior that isn’t marketable to internet click wasters.

England - nasty words that give people the boohoos that’s marketable to internet click wasters.

It’s not the 80s anymore. It’s a few fat tradies on a stag do and family’s with hotdogs in the England side. You’ve been tricked into thinking the fanbase is a terrorist organisation.

[Cowboy 262]

1 hour ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Very bright and very bad 

That sounds like a Border Collie to me. I'm forever being outwitted by one!

[Canary73 338]

4 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Otherwise the Germans will get very angry with you. You don't want to upset the Germans now do you?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/06/06/german-police-england-fans-10-bombers-chant/

 

[bringbackchippy 53]

What OTBC. Don't worry l won't!

[The Real Buh 3,806]

Put comment in the wrong thread lol

Edited June 7, 2024 by The Real Buh

[Mello Yello 2,595]

Maybe the England support could/should instead, serenade the German support by singing 'Lili Marlene'?....wie süß

[Nexus_Canary 1,267]

4 hours ago, Satriales said:

IN-GER-LAND football fans have always been embarrassing and thick. Still seems to be the way now. 

sorry mate, there was a spelling mistake, corrected it for you 🙂

Edited June 7, 2024 by Nexus_Canary

[astro 423]

53 minutes ago, Nexus_Canary said:

sorry mate, there was a spelling mistake, corrected it for you 🙂

You forgot to correct fick. 

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,234]

6 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Given said chant/song is about shooting nazis some real irony in your claims. Then again you're clearly much smarter than everyone else as you yourself have said so I don't wish to argue with such a self proclaimed genius, I would clearly lose! 😉

Is it about shooting Nazis?, I thought it was about shooting down German bombers, unless you think all Germans were Nazis?..........

I think England cricket fans have also been known to sing it.

Not condoning the song in any way,..................

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

13 minutes ago, Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB said:

Is it about shooting Nazis?, I thought it was about shooting down German bombers, unless you think all Germans were Nazis?..........

I think England cricket fans have also been known to sing it.

Not condoning the song in any way,..................

No clearly those flying Nazi bombers for the Luftwaffe were polar bears.

Edited June 7, 2024 by cambridgeshire canary

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,234]

5 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

No clearly those flying Nazi bombers for the Luftwaffe were polar bears.

German bombers............

[Yobocop 1,480]

I thought this was going to be a plea not to swing sweet Caroline 

[essex canary 631]

9 hours ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Opinion polls suggest that there are now more Nazis in England than Germany. 

As more than 30% of English men have a criminal record I suspect that we won't be represented well in Germany.

I went to the England game against Germany at Wembley in the last Euros. Never again. It was the only time in my life I have been the most intelligent person in a crowd of 80,000, although I don't include the Germans who were unfortunate enough to attend in that number. 

England did manage to set a record at that game. The most cocaine to be inhaled in a 3 hour period in one place. 

Unlike Boris Johnson I don't have a criminal record and my community reputation on here is excellent.

[nu_matik 184]

18 minutes ago, essex canary said:

Unlike Boris Johnson I don't have a criminal record and my community reputation on here is excellent.

At least you somehow acknowledge you're a **** unlike the 100% of patriotic bell-end England fans including the racism-sympathisers here.

Anyone that sings that song can **** orf.

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

9 hours ago, essex canary said:

Unlike Boris Johnson I don't have a criminal record and my community reputation on here is excellent.

Does reputation on here even mean much? I mean you claim yours to be excellent yet it's only 500 while mine is almost 7000.. Yet half the posters on here hate me!

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,234]

2 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Does reputation on here even mean much? I mean you claim yours to be excellent yet it's only 500 while mine is almost 7000.. Yet half the posters on here hate me!

For the record CC, I do not hate you..........

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,234]

Are England fans allowed to hum the theme tune to The Dambusters whilst pretending to be a Lancaster bomber?.................