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That was brilliant! Can't help but like Colin. 

Friend told me a Harry Redknapp story the other day (many of you may know it) when one of his CD's got badly concussed just before half time; Harry took no notice so one of the trainers complained it'd be dangerous to send him out for the 2nd half "he doesn't even know who he is, Harry" " Well put a bandage round his 'ed & tell him he's f***ing Pele"  ...

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3 hours ago, ron obvious said:

That was brilliant! Can't help but like Colin. 

Friend told me a Harry Redknapp story the other day (many of you may know it) when one of his CD's got badly concussed just before half time; Harry took no notice so one of the trainers complained it'd be dangerous to send him out for the 2nd half "he doesn't even know who he is, Harry" " Well put a bandage round his 'ed & tell him he's f***ing Pele"  ...

That story has been attributed to many managers over the years, usually Brian Clough, but it was actually John Lambie of Partick Thistle who said it.

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48 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

That story has been attributed to many managers over the years, usually Brian Clough, but it was actually John Lambie of Partick Thistle who said it.

The memory man strikes again! I want you Wacky on my next pub quiz team!

Pop Quiz without resorting to Google:

What do these acronyms stand for:

a) Scuba

b) Radar

c) Laser

d) OPEC

e) NASA

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3 hours ago, paddycanary said:

The memory man strikes again! I want you Wacky on my next pub quiz team!

Pop Quiz without resorting to Google:

What do these acronyms stand for:

a) Scuba

b) Radar

c) Laser

d) OPEC

e) NASA

Well, I had to Google John Lambie. I knew it was a lower league Scottish manager but forgot the name.

In answer to your quiz:

a) self contained underwater breathing apparatus?

b) radio something

c) light something

d) never even heard of this acronym 

e) national astronautical space agency?

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1 hour ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

Well, I had to Google John Lambie. I knew it was a lower league Scottish manager but forgot the name.

In answer to your quiz:

a) self contained underwater breathing apparatus?

b) radio something

c) light something

d) never even heard of this acronym 

e) national astronautical space agency?

That's you off Paddy's team...😅

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I always want to say laser in a dr evil voice. 

I have a feeling  NASA ends in space administration.

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9 minutes ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

Well, I got one completely right, another right all bar two letters, and the first word of another two 😂

You are a mere mortal after all! 

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2 hours ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

Well, I had to Google John Lambie. I knew it was a lower league Scottish manager but forgot the name.

In answer to your quiz:

a) self contained underwater breathing apparatus? - full marks! 

b) radio something - radio detection and ranging

c) light something - light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation (have to confess I had forgotten myself what the 's' & 'e' stand for and had to check!)

d) never even heard of this acronym - Organisation of petroleum exporting countries

e) national astronautical space agency? - National Aeronautics and Space Administration (a valiant effort on that one on your part sir!)

Although I was expecting a bit better from you I have to say, I'm still in awe of your beautiful mind & you're more than welcome at the next table quiz! 

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6 hours ago, paddycanary said:

What do these acronyms stand for: ...

1, 2 and 3 spot on

4 only the last word

5 only the last two words (for some reason I always think the first two words are North American, which sounds really stupid)

I'll never learn them now, always make the same mistakes.

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1 minute ago, Cowboy said:

1, 2 and 3 spot on

4 only the last word

5 only the last two words

Impressive Cowboy, I doff my cap to you. One more and we have our team!

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