Carrow Road 2033

[Satriales 993]

Just saw this on twitter. Somone asked AI to recreate Carrow Rd.

[cambridgeshire canary 7,797]

Is this the alternate Universe we did not get Delia but instead got "camels at Carrow Road" and stonking rich foreign owners?

[nutty nigel 7,902]

Was Wynnie still here...

[BroadstairsR 2,273]

I just asked for Portman Road:

[Capt. Pants 5,008]

My daughter showed me some flood models that suggested Carrow Rd might be underwater or extremely close to a river!

[cambridgeshire canary 7,797]

10 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

My daughter showed me some flood models that suggested Carrow Rd might be underwater or extremely close to a river!

Best get the players some swimming trunks..

[Satriales 993]

37 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Is this the alternate Universe we did not get Delia but instead got "camels at Carrow Road" and stonking rich foreign owners?

The Brewers stadium looks pretty impressive. Perhaps our american owners might want something more modern for Carrow Road.

[Cowboy 240]

21 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

My daughter showed me some flood models that suggested Carrow Rd might be underwater or extremely close to a river!

Unfortunately, that's not a joke. It's a good job there's no money to invest in the ground at the moment, I would say.

[Midlands Yellow 4,682]

13 minutes ago, Satriales said:

The Brewers stadium looks pretty impressive. Perhaps our american owners might want something more modern for Carrow Road.

You’d hope so, really starting to look tired now. 

[pete 371]

More likely to be a housing estate, after Mark A takesover soon and decides before 2033 he has bought a pup.  And sells Carrow Rd to property developers to build hoses on stilts to recoup some of the millions squandered.

[cambridgeshire canary 7,797]

17 minutes ago, Satriales said:

The Brewers stadium looks pretty impressive. Perhaps our american owners might want something more modern for Carrow Road.

Yeah but you can't play football on a baseball pitch.. And it's not even yellow and green!😉

[glory.win or die. 273]

53 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

My daughter showed me some flood models that suggested Carrow Rd might be underwater or extremely close to a river!

Typical

 

Didn't Webber just waste more of our money on a swimming pool at the training ground!!!

[TIL 1010 5,246]

Look at all those season ticket holders who have not turned up for the game and which is Block M ?

[nutty nigel 7,902]

Just now, TIL 1010 said:

Look at all those season ticket holders who have not turned up for the game and which is Block M ?

You can see the black clouds looming..

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

39 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Yeah but you can't play football on a baseball pitch.. And it's not even yellow and green!😉

That pitch looks green to me. And  the diamond is a dirty yellow.

[Unthink road 158]

1 hour ago, Satriales said:

Just saw this on twitter. Somone asked AI to recreate Carrow Rd.

Doubt that would pass building regs. Looks ready to collapse. 

[paddycanary 579]

1 hour ago, Satriales said:

Just saw this on twitter. Somone asked AI to recreate Carrow Rd.

Why did AI wrap a doily around some red matchsticks? It look like a kid's art project. A bad one.

[TIL 1010 5,246]

I remember Chase had a vanity project to build a multi purpose venue which is why he bought up all the land around Carrow Road. It was nicknamed the Chase Dome that looks quite similar to the mock up on this thread.

[Creedence Clearwater Couto 1,633]

32 minutes ago, Unthink road said:

Doubt that would pass building regs. Looks ready to collapse. 

Oh I don’t know. A building must be sympathetic to its surroundings. Would blend in with our defence really well. 

[yellowrider120 917]

2 hours ago, pete said:

More likely to be a housing estate, after Mark A takesover soon and decides before 2033 he has bought a pup.  And sells Carrow Rd to property developers to build hoses on stilts to recoup some of the millions squandered.

How do you build them then?

[Barham Blitz 869]

3 hours ago, Capt. Pants said:

My daughter showed me some flood models that suggested Carrow Rd might be underwater or extremely close to a river!

Hence the new swimming pool.  Webber's new 5 year plan has taken global warming into account...

[Ulfotto 798]

Ben Knapper should quit now.

[......and Smith must score. 1,596]

2 hours ago, Creedence Clearwater Couto said:

Oh I don’t know. A building must be sympathetic to its surroundings. Would blend in with our defence really well. 

Yes, it's full of holes.

[chicken 3,084]

8 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Is this the alternate Universe we did not get Delia but instead got "camels at Carrow Road" and stonking rich foreign owners?

And really, really, really bad architects. 

[chicken 3,084]

6 hours ago, TIL 1010 said:

I remember Chase had a vanity project to build a multi purpose venue which is why he bought up all the land around Carrow Road. It was nicknamed the Chase Dome that looks quite similar to the mock up on this thread.

Also reminds me of one Tom Cavendish who was insistent the ground was being moved to Postwick with it's fantastic transport hub and infrastructure. 

[daly 551]

Nothing will change at CR

Still be pissing in  stinking troughs in 2033

Sound system in South Stand  still inaudible 

Delia in zimmer frame coming on at halftime with half a bottle of Bristol Cream Sherry when we’re losing 3-0 to Southend to try to remember her famous Man City outburst “” Let’s be aving  yer””

Paying £20 for a plate of cold chips

Desperate measures bringing in 86 year old Roy Hodgson as a stop gap after Farke gets the sack again

Riots in City Centre as Ipswich lift the Champions League for the third time

More calls for 92 year old Delia to step down
 

American owners decide to turn Carrow Road into a Baseball Stadium and bring Webber and wife in  as consultants on 5 million a year

Green Party running City Council only bikes allowed within 10 miles of City Centre 

 

 

[kenfoggo 261]

Perhaps Carrow Road in 2033 will look considerably different. With a £27.2 million Loss last year and Debts of £76 million (having borrowed against future earnings) and without promotion this year back to the Premiership (and the lucrative T.V revenue) the financial situation may prompt the Club to sell assets, and not just talented players. The  major asset of the Club is the ground and surrounding real estate which may need to be sold to appease creditors. The current accounts indicate an unsustainable position with interest payments alone to furnish that level of debt may be enough to push the Club into insolvency.  Carrow Road May look attractive as a housing estate or another shopping area.

[daly 551]

19 hours ago, TIL 1010 said:

I remember Chase had a vanity project to build a multi purpose venue which is why he bought up all the land around Carrow Road. It was nicknamed the Chase Dome that looks quite similar to the mock up on this thread.

Think Chase would be turning in his grave at present situation at CR

[chicken 3,084]

21 hours ago, Capt. Pants said:

My daughter showed me some flood models that suggested Carrow Rd might be underwater or extremely close to a river!

I mean, it is pretty close to a river so it's a model for sure. If you took down the flats you could throw a stone from the N&P to the river...

 

[chicken 3,084]

41 minutes ago, daly said:

Think Chase would be turning in his grave at present situation at CR

Oh hear we go...