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Season 17/18

A mixed bag, settling in time accounted for. Lots of room for improvement. C+

 

Season 18/19

Good lord what a year! A slowish start after the summer holidays but then absolutely nailed it. Wonderful work young Stuart, keep it up. A*
 

Season 19/20

Jesus wept what was that? Out of his depth as the lessons got harder. Poor equipment used in the class room. Stand in the corner and wear that pointed hat lad. D-

 

Season 20/21

Well this pupil is truly an enigma. A turnaround to be proud of and deserves huge credit. Optimism growing that this young man is going to achieve great things. A*

 

Season 21/22

Oh FFS not again. Poor attitude from the start of the first term. Started skiving lessons and blaming others. Vast improvement needed, summer detention given. Ungraded

 

Season 22/23

This lad needs expelling. Half arsed effort throughout but still blames everyone and everything for his own mistakes. Ungraded

 

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1 minute ago, Yobocop said:

More Rubbish 

Your Webber grading would be what then? Go on let’s all have a laugh at another fanboy 😂

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Just now, WD40 said:

Your Webber grading would be what then? Go on let’s all have a laugh at another fanboy 😂

I wouldn’t lower myself to it if I’m honest mate 

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25 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Oh FFS not again.

Oh seeing that from the teacher brings back some bad memories.  :classic_sad:

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19 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Season 17/18

A mixed bag, settling in time accounted for. Lots of room for improvement. C+

 

Season 18/19

Good lord what a year! A slowish start after the summer holidays but then absolutely nailed it. Wonderful work young Stuart, keep it up. A*
 

Season 19/20

Jesus wept what was that? Out of his depth as the lessons got harder. Poor equipment used in the class room. Stand in the corner and wear that pointed hat lad. D-

 

Season 20/21

Well this pupil is truly an enigma. A turnaround to be proud of and deserves huge credit. Optimism growing that this young man is going to achieve great things. A*

 

Season 21/22

Oh FFS not again. Poor attitude from the start of the first term. Started skiving lessons and blaming others. Vast improvement needed, summer detention given. Ungraded

 

Season 22/23

This lad needs expelling. Half arsed effort throughout but still blames everyone and everything for his own mistakes. Ungraded

 

Season 22/23

This lad needs expelling. Half arsed effort throughout but still blames everyone and everything for his own mistakes. Ungraded

BUT TAKES OWNERSHIP OF HIS MISTAKES. I'm the one to blame ,I make the decisions? I take full responsibility for everything . Don't blame Daniel, Dean or David .I do the hiring ,I am ultimately  responsible??

I'm not sure what taking responsibility  means now. I think it should be changed in the dictionary 🤔.  Definition of Responsibility ,- look around and see if it's possible  to take the heat of yourself; ideas for that just sack a few people , job done. 😉 

DEFINITION OF DONT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY  ;  exactly the same. Make yourself untouchable . 🙃. Give a limp handshake and move on.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Yobocop said:

More Rubbish 

Come on where’s your sense of humour! It’s just a forum and someone having a bit of fun.

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3 minutes ago, Google Bot said:

Oh seeing that from the teacher brings back some bad memories.  :classic_sad:

So you were a bad boy 👦 GB. Cmon tell us all about it. One big happy community  here you know.😉🙃

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3 minutes ago, Indy said:

Come on where’s your sense of humour! It’s just a forum and someone having a bit of fun.

It died when the 5th Webber related post was posted on this forum, let alone the 4,567th one 

It’s just rehashed clap trap 

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2 minutes ago, Mengo said:

So you were a bad boy 👦 GB. Cmon tell us all about it. One big happy community  here you know.😉🙃

More a misunderstanding, I Got busted for having some Columbian in my bag, I explained that it was Arabica but they weren't interested in the geographical differences between the two.  Left me Stranded at the drive-in.

Branded a fool...

What will they say... 

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2 minutes ago, Google Bot said:

More a misunderstanding, I Got busted for having some Columbian in my bag, I explained that it was Arabica but they weren't interested in the geographical differences between the two.  Left me Stranded at the drive-in.

Branded a fool...

What will they say... 

I can understand  your coffee ️ dilemmas.  Just stick to good old brazilian conolon (Robusta). 3 x the hit.

Unless you were talking about something  more sinister than coffee but there again very 😌 relaxing😉🙃

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21 minutes ago, Yobocop said:

I wouldn’t lower myself to it if I’m honest mate 

Feedback appreciated, the marks were too generous weren’t they? 

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Webber problem will always be that for his four seasons in charge everything that he said came true in the last two this has not been the case.

Personally I don’t think you can give the same mark to the last two seasons. The last premier league season was a car crash this season in the championship the goal was to get promoted and we were in with a shot off with a handful of games left. 

People need to get used to the fact we have no divine right to win games at this level and losing a few games is not a full blown crisis.

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8 minutes ago, Mengo said:

Just stick to good old brazilian conolon (Robusta). 3 x the hit.

Sounds interesting, I'll seek some out!  Probably turn my guts inside out, but that's half the fun. 🙂

Addicted to Strangers Fine City Blend from in the city, really nice blend! :classic_cool:

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26 minutes ago, Yobocop said:

It died when the 5th Webber related post was posted on this forum, let alone the 4,567th one 

It’s just rehashed clap trap 

True, but we’re waiting for the next signing so we have something new to complain about!

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3 minutes ago, Google Bot said:

Sounds interesting, I'll seek some out!  Probably turn my guts inside out, but that's half the fun. 🙂

Addicted to Strangers Fine City Blend from in the city, really nice blend! :classic_cool:

Robusta is usually blended for the markets with arabica. I'm sure if you check out the blend you drink   you may well see it has some robust in it.

Arabica pure is to sickly for me , so robusta is more bitter . SO the right blend can be very nice.

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29 minutes ago, Indy said:

True, but we’re waiting for the next signing so we have something new to complain about!

Now that’s true enough! 

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How about - signed two amazing players in Emi and Pukki. Turned out to be a fluke as rest of recruitment has been turgid and we have bombed having foolishly not built on them leading to terrible backsliding ever since…

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34 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

How about - signed two amazing players in Emi and Pukki. Turned out to be a fluke as rest of recruitment has been turgid and we have bombed having foolishly not built on them leading to terrible backsliding ever since…

Yeah I mean the following signings were all diabolical and didn't help us at all:

Zimmerman

Vrancic

Krul

Hanley

Skipp

Trybull

Leitner

Stiepermann

Onel

Etc etc.

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Amazing team- amazing season- but last two windows have been dire and too many of those were let go too soon. But then we have no investment so have to sell- hence we never really move on 

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3 hours ago, Indy said:

Come on where’s your sense of humour! It’s just a forum and someone having a bit of fun.

Having fun?!? You’ll be giving 90% next. 😡

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It was the ‘good lord, what a year!’ Line that did it for me 

f ing cringe 

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1 hour ago, Nuff Said said:

Having fun?!? You’ll be giving 90% next. 😡

Never 89% max

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2 hours ago, Yobocop said:

It was the ‘good lord, what a year!’ Line that did it for me 

f ing cringe 

Feedback again noted, many thanks. 

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Just now, Midlands Yellow said:

Feedback again noted, many thanks. 

No problem, if you could bare it in mind for future posts that would be greatly appreciated otherwise we’re in for a f ing long summer ;- ) 

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Just now, Yobocop said:

No problem, if you could bare it in mind for future posts that would be greatly appreciated otherwise we’re in for a f ing long summer ;- ) 

Long summer guaranteed, plenty more nonsense to come. 

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4 hours ago, Yobocop said:

More Rubbish 

Oh come on now Yobo lad. It was funny! Don't be all grumpy.

Turn that frown... 1.jpg.d6fe5296eb0494d51bcf4c1c768ee873.jpg

...Stu-side down! 2.jpg.3e967a2a830e8ab2c8e478b3d217904e.jpg

You don't seem very happy these days. Let me tell you a joke to cheer you up:

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stu! 

Stu who?

It is Stu late to get a new sporting director?

 

I've got more if you need them; I specialise in jokes about Delia's magnificent floury baps. 🙂

OTBC

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12 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

Oh come on now Yobo lad. It was funny! Don't be all grumpy.

Turn that frown... 1.jpg.d6fe5296eb0494d51bcf4c1c768ee873.jpg

...Stu-side down! 2.jpg.3e967a2a830e8ab2c8e478b3d217904e.jpg

You don't seem very happy these days. Let me tell you a joke to cheer you up:

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stu! 

Stu who?

It is Stu late to get a new sporting director?

 

I've got more if you need them; I specialise in jokes about Delia's magnificent floury baps. 🙂

OTBC

Delia’s floury baps are a thing of beauty, Micky is a lucky lad. 

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53 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

Oh come on now Yobo lad. It was funny! Don't be all grumpy.

Turn that frown... 1.jpg.d6fe5296eb0494d51bcf4c1c768ee873.jpg

...Stu-side down! 2.jpg.3e967a2a830e8ab2c8e478b3d217904e.jpg

You don't seem very happy these days. Let me tell you a joke to cheer you up:

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stu! 

Stu who?

It is Stu late to get a new sporting director?

 

I've got more if you need them; I specialise in jokes about Delia's magnificent floury baps. 🙂

OTBC

Much better can always rely on you to up the comedy levels in here my friend 

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58 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said:

Oh come on now Yobo lad. It was funny! Don't be all grumpy.

Turn that frown... 1.jpg.d6fe5296eb0494d51bcf4c1c768ee873.jpg

...Stu-side down! 2.jpg.3e967a2a830e8ab2c8e478b3d217904e.jpg

You don't seem very happy these days. Let me tell you a joke to cheer you up:

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stu! 

Stu who?

It is Stu late to get a new sporting director?

 

I've got more if you need them; I specialise in jokes about Delia's magnificent floury baps. 🙂

OTBC

Also I knew I’d seen your first photo of stu somewhere before ! 

 

 

 

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