yellow_belly 226 Posted April 25, 2023 It is pleasing to see that Soccerbot has significantly improved our players. Well done Soccerbot. A brilliant £750,000 investment. 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,289 Posted April 25, 2023 If the club gave me £500.00 I could pop down to Colney with 90+ tubes of water-tight sealant and fill the joints and gaps of all the internal walls of Soccerbot....Give it 24 hours sealant curing time then fill the bot with water....'Hey Presto' there's your training ground swimming pool.... Sorted!....(Lateral thinking is my Forte)..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,275 Posted April 25, 2023 (edited) Apparently there's an app on there which simulates different crowd scenarios to help build the players mental strength, and learn to deal with high pressure situations. Zoe and Stu have been known take a few bottles of wine in, change the settings to 'Elated disciples' and proceed to make-out in the centre of the floor.... Allegedly, of course. It's possible they've not been changing it back, hence why the players are freaking out in a real stadium. Edited April 25, 2023 by Google Bot 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooty57 403 Posted April 26, 2023 23 hours ago, yellow_belly said: It is pleasing to see that Soccerbot has significantly improved our players. Well done Soccerbot. A brilliant £750,000 investment. 😂 Aaah yes, but how cr@p would we have been without it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow_belly 226 Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Sooty57 said: Aaah yes, but how cr@p would we have been without it? Scary. I didn’t think about that! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alex_ncfc 662 Posted April 26, 2023 Personally I see things like the Soccerbot as a bullsh*t investment and a huge waste of money. Other clubs do just fine without this kind of nonsense, and it clearly hasn't given us any edge whatsoever. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,713 Posted April 26, 2023 Get the feeling it's covered in cobwebs.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rock bus 851 Posted April 26, 2023 33 minutes ago, alex_ncfc said: Personally I see things like the Soccerbot as a bullsh*t investment and a huge waste of money. Some people might make the same assessment of player acquisitions over last couple of years! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TeemuVanBasten 3,327 Posted April 26, 2023 (edited) 36 minutes ago, alex_ncfc said: Personally I see things like the Soccerbot as a bullsh*t investment and a huge waste of money. Other clubs do just fine without this kind of nonsense, and it clearly hasn't given us any edge whatsoever. Gilmour was the best at it. Cantwell second best. We've literally paid £750k to find out the complete obvious, that slight players who carry less bulk and weight are typically more nimble and agile. I'd have told Webber that for £7.50 Edited April 26, 2023 by TeemuVanBasten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,086 Posted April 26, 2023 22 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said: Gilmour was the best at it. Cantwell second best. We've literally paid £750k to find out the complete obvious, that slight players who carry less bulk and weight are typically more nimble and agile. I'd have told Webber that for £7.50 Soccerbot should be on one of those shopping channels looks good but when you get it home it is useless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number9 272 Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, alex_ncfc said: Personally I see things like the Soccerbot as a bullsh*t investment and a huge waste of money. Other clubs do just fine without this kind of nonsense, and it clearly hasn't given us any edge whatsoever. Colin Wa**ker is a big fan apparently. 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungRon 1 Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, alex_ncfc said: Personally I see things like the Soccerbot as a bullsh*t investment and a huge waste of money. Other clubs do just fine without this kind of nonsense, and it clearly hasn't given us any edge whatsoever. Right. The money could have been spent on something useful. Apparently, the marketer had some crazy ideas that he was able to convince management of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,275 Posted April 26, 2023 56 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said: We've literally paid £750k to find out the complete obvious, that slight players who carry less bulk and weight are typically more nimble and agile. It seems like something you'd buy if you had limited training facilities. But when you consider we've got the full playing squad, plus U21, and all the facilities and training pitches for REAL football... I can't see the advantage in playing what's a glorified computer game - The stats collected, as you say, will always make the smaller agile players sit top of the list. I'd quite like to have a play in it though, they should just open it up for season tickets to book a free session after the **** we've watched this year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted April 26, 2023 Well , one thing is for sure. If we got our Soccerbot on the cheap as it could be used as a ' showbot' ...and other clubs would be queuing up to get one, wouldn't soccerbot inc have been much better off just giving one to Man City? .....their results in the last few years would have sold one to many many Clubs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungRon 1 Posted April 26, 2023 21 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Well , one thing is for sure. If we got our Soccerbot on the cheap as it could be used as a ' showbot' ...and other clubs would be queuing up to get one, wouldn't soccerbot inc have been much better off just giving one to Man City? .....their results in the last few years would have sold one to many many Clubs. Man City will think 100 times whether they need such an "invention". Those guys know how to invest money. Their game speaks for itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin time 182 Posted April 26, 2023 On 25/04/2023 at 08:39, Mello Yello said: If the club gave me £500.00 I could pop down to Colney with 90+ tubes of water-tight sealant and fill the joints and gaps of all the internal walls of Soccerbot....Give it 24 hours sealant curing time then fill the bot with water....'Hey Presto' there's your training ground swimming pool.... Sorted!....(Lateral thinking is my Forte)..... Easier than that, I can just pop down and actually turn it on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted April 26, 2023 1 minute ago, YoungRon said: Man City will think 100 times whether they need such an "invention". Those guys know how to invest money. Their game speaks for itself. Whoosh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted April 26, 2023 32 minutes ago, Google Bot said: I'd quite like to have a play in it though, they should just open it up for season tickets to book a free session after the **** we've watched this year! Club should refund at least 50 percent of all season tickets taken from playing staff and coaching teams wages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted April 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Nexus_Canary said: Club should refund at least 50 percent of all season tickets taken from playing staff and coaching teams wages How about a sliding scale direct debit on exit after a game. You pay €40 for a win £20 for a draw and sweet fa if we lose.... gate receipts reflected in players/coaches wages that week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted April 26, 2023 Just now, wcorkcanary said: How about a sliding scale direct debit on exit after a game. You pay €40 for a win £20 for a draw and sweet fa if we lose.... gate receipts reflected in players/coaches wages that week. That might make a few of them break a sweat. No win no fee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted April 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, Nexus_Canary said: That might make a few of them break a sweat. No win no fee. Im starting to adopt the Ethics school of thought regarding ridiculous suggestions as to how to improve things. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Wundaboy 1,359 Posted April 26, 2023 14 hours ago, Google Bot said: Apparently there's an app on there which simulates different crowd scenarios to help build the players mental strength, and learn to deal with high pressure situations. Zoe and Stu have been known take a few bottles of wine in, change the settings to 'Elated disciples' and proceed to make-out in the centre of the floor.... Allegedly, of course. It's possible they've not been changing it back, hence why the players are freaking out in a real stadium. Thanks for that, spat diet coke all over my keyboard. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow_belly 226 Posted April 26, 2023 I find it interesting that the club is motivated by …. soccerbot, the veg patch, the new badge and the club font. What a complete waste of money and effort. Surely, the most important element is player recruitment and results/ effort on the pitch. But obviously 90% Stu and Delia (hic) know what is REALLY important! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shefcanary 2,397 Posted April 26, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, YoungRon said: Man City will think 100 times whether they need such an "invention". Those guys know how to invest money. Their game speaks for itself. Haven't you seen their training ground at the Etihad Campus. The first team is based in this massive circular walled space, rather like a large Soccerbot. They probably spent £7,500,000 on it. Edited April 26, 2023 by shefcanary 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,289 Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Justin time said: Easier than that, I can just pop down and actually turn it on. In your Speedos?.....(Canary smugglers).... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,289 Posted April 26, 2023 27 minutes ago, shefcanary said: Haven't you seen their training ground at the Etihad Campus. The first team is based in this massive circular walled space, rather like a large Soccerbot. They probably spent £7,500,000 on it. Pretty impressive set up....is there a Greggs nearby?..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted April 26, 2023 7 hours ago, shefcanary said: Haven't you seen their training ground at the Etihad Campus. The first team is based in this massive circular walled space, rather like a large Soccerbot. They probably spent £7,500,000 on it. That place is insane. They're currently building an indoor arena/ground there that's twice the capacity of Bournemouths ground and bigger than half the grounds in the Championship. It's just a different world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,275 Posted April 26, 2023 Colney ain't all that bad.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 131 Posted April 28, 2023 We're the only club in the champs that has Soccerbot and we're the team who has given up twice as many scoring opportunities from mistakes than any other team in the league. I may be completely missing the mark, but it makes you wonder if there is any correlation... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooty57 403 Posted April 28, 2023 Looking on the Soccerbot 360 website it would appear that we are one of just a handful of sides who have bought it (the only UK one I can see). I wonder why that is. I was also surprised to learn that it isn't actually a Ronco or JML product. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites