The Officially Not Official Summer Transfer Thread 2023

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,838]

1 minute ago, Gordon Bennett said:

 

Erm...... 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

1 minute ago, Gordon Bennett said:

 

Isnt he about to turn 33? Seems our youth model is over.

 

All go on the Norwich retirement home

[norfolkngood 1,181]

Remember nothing has to be announced before 11pm

Webber will have it under control he is just getting his own back for the sheet "webber out " making us sweat 

[Canary Wundaboy 1,424]

Usually I’m a bit disappointed that we have quiet deadline days and don’t do any business.

I take it all back, this is torture.

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,742]

3 minutes ago, Gordon Bennett said:

 

Solid, experienced pro at this level. Turns 33 in three weeks so wouldn't cost the earth. With Duffy, Gibson and Hanley, that's a very experienced unit.

[king canary 8,969]

1 minute ago, Gordon Bennett said:

 

Christ.

Selling a 21 year old talent to replace him with a 32 year old journey man is a concern.

[mrD66M 149]

21 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

ughhhh!!!

THE JAUNTYNESS

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

Lay off the shrooms mate

[Dean Coneys boots 1,550]

Danny batth? Sheesh- that is underwhelming. Starting to think the argument they don’t want us to go up has merit 

[RobJames 922]

3 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said:

We have made a very good start to the season. And it isn't whinging to worry that we appear at the moment to be short into very important areas. So there has to be concern about the apparent look that we are banking money instead of improving the squad after a terrific start.

Whereas your thought appears to be that those who have got us in this position are not aware of what we need ?

I think I'll trust their judgement.

[repman 808]

Having all your CB's be 30+ does not seem like a good balance to me.

The lack of imagination in our recruitment this summer (bar Sainz) has been disappointing, a result of it being led more by the manager instead of Webber like it had been previously.

[KeiranShikari 1,524]

****ing hell danny batth

[Canary dwarf 221]

4 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said:

Not if this didn't 😂

Post of the week

[Ken Hairy 4,349]

The way Danny Batth spells his surname has always irritated me, simply no need for the extra 't'

[canarydan23 4,830]

Batth permanent and Hwang loan both done deals apparently. 

 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

I can't help but laugh. ****ing Danny Batth? Oh Webber, is this your parting present before you leave us? Thanks mate🤣

Edited September 1, 2023 by cambridgeshire canary

[Mr Angry 2,097]

2 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said:

Nah, that's the Celtic version where it's all squashed together 😂

Was he sent off for having too many letters in his surname?

[Dean Coneys boots 1,550]

Isn’t he about 50? Really poor signing 

[spencer 1970 215]

"he's on his way to Nottingham from Rotherham, as the NCFC team are at a hotel there". Is it The Fred Karno's Lodge?

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,742]

3 minutes ago, Ken Hairy said:

The way Danny Batth spells his surname has always irritated me, simply no need for the extra 't'

The first or the second?

[York Canary 29]

Oh s**t 

[Ken Hairy 4,349]

Just now, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

The first or the second?

First, second one is fine 

[Dr Greenthumb 803]

Bet we don’t see a penny of this sale either, dreadful end to the window 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

1 minute ago, Ken Hairy said:

The way Danny Batth spells his surname has always irritated me, simply no need for the extra 't'

You have to say it with a Scouse accent. Danny BAFF mate

[yellowrider120 933]

6 minutes ago, PurpleCanary said:

Fisher, Duffy, Reyes, Stacey, Sainz, Barnes, Fassnacht, Long, Lima, Forshaw, Manning.

Reyes is nowhere near the first team. Ditto Manning and quite probably Lima also so I might suggest that you are clutching at the proverbial straw unless Webber pulls some serious rabbits out of his hat in less than 40 minutes now!

[ricardo 8,125]

2 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

Danny batth? Sheesh- that is underwhelming. Starting to think the argument they don’t want us to go up has merit 

Looking more obvious by the minute.

It's a great window for the bank manager though.

[Ken Hairy 4,349]

2 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

Isn’t he about 50? Really poor signing 

33 in a couple of weeks.

Massively underwhelming 

[Jim Smith 2,673]

Who is Manning? The young Irish CB?

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,838]

4 minutes ago, Mr Angry said:

Was he sent off for having too many letters in his surname?

Nope, for being of hesselink, the ref is of vesselonk and they are swarn enemies 

Edited September 1, 2023 by GodlyOtsemobor

[mrD66M 149]

Hwang is... interesting (in terms of how he would fit with Wagner's style of play) but he's been poor for Wolves for a good while. Loan, I gather?

 

Edit- I stand corrected, there's more than one Hwang..

Edited September 1, 2023 by mrD66M

[Dean Coneys boots 1,550]

So underwhelmed by Danny Batth. Never impressed me - if he was our first choice replacement then our recruitment team needs tbe axe