The Officially Not Official Summer Transfer Thread 2023

[By Hook or Ian crook 943]

20 million for a player who can’t even get in our team at the moment is great financial buisness. Not so sure it’s good football business if we get an injury 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,940]

2 minutes ago, mrdi said:

On the bright side, at least nobody's crying about a CDM any more. 

We complained so much about us not buying one the club decided to use a formation that doesnt use one just to spite us

Edited September 1, 2023 by cambridgeshire canary

[Dean Coneys boots 1,550]

Hwang seen in Asda 

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,838]

Just now, York Canary said:

I reckon Linvoy Primus and Craig Mackail Smith double signing before the window slams shut to make the fans go crazy 

I've heard Ross McCormack was seen in Morison's 

[PurpleCanary 6,466]

28 minutes ago, PurpleCanary said:

Some posters seem to be confusing the overall transfer window, which even anti-Webberites seem to accept has been well handled, and improved the squad, with today - so far - in isolation.

Fisher, Duffy, Reyes, Stacey, Sainz, Barnes, Fassnacht, Long, Lima, Forshaw, Manning.

[tricky974 63]

Axel Tuanzebe is talking to the binners I wonder if we are going to pip them.

[Terminally Yellow 2,614]

Just now, ricardo said:

We all know it will be Simon bloody Charlton.

If you don't mind my saying, Ricardo, considering Charlton hasn't played for us since 2006 you do seem to have a rather problem with him 🤣

[norfolkngood 1,181]

we did it when we sold Brady to Burnley deal was done at say 1 pm not announced  we had sold him till about 8pm 

you don't phone up managers and say hello we just sold Andy O for upto 20 million how much do you want for your player ? 

You phone up and say little skint Norwich here how much for your CB then announce the 20 million after your player  you want is is agreed 

Edited September 1, 2023 by norfolkngood

[Mason 47 2,036]

It was always going to be late. I'm quite relaxed about it.

 

[Canary dwarf 221]

1 minute ago, Google Bot said:

There's a poor kid waking up tomorrow and looking at their Omobamidele shirt with tears in eyes, while the parents question the decision to pay £40 for all those letters.

The letters will have to be small otherwise they'll be coming across the front of shirt

[The Real Buh 3,806]

ughhhh!!!

THE JAUNTYNESS

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

[NFN FC 1,142]

Where tf is our CDM!?

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

We have made a very good start to the season. And it isn't whinging to worry that we appear at the moment to be short into very important areas. So there has to be concern about the apparent look that we are banking money instead of improving the squad after a terrific start.

[Indy 3,500]

What about Millie Bright, as a replacement, fantastic CB and wouldn’t it be ground breaking to sign the first female into the men’s game? Maybe not 😂

[Ken Hairy 4,349]

2 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

We complained so much about us not buying one the club decided to use a formation that doesnt use one just to spite us

And then actually signed one

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,838]

Just now, Canary dwarf said:

The letters will have to be small otherwise they'll be coming across the front of shirt

Not if this didn't 😂

[GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary 2,076]

Werent we supposed to have signed a centre back from Brazil a while back???

[ricardo 8,125]

Just now, keelansgrandad said:

We have made a very good start to the season. And it isn't whinging to worry that we appear at the moment to be short into very important areas. So there has to be concern about the apparent look that we are banking money instead of improving the squad after a terrific start.

Perhaps they don't want us to go up.

[mrdi 418]

Cue the ridiculousness of Sky Sports dispatching an OB crew to Westminster Bridge. 

[TheGunnShow 7,471]

1 minute ago, GodlyOtsemobor said:

Not if this didn't 😂

That's an eye chart, surely? 😉

[Soldier on 303]

Just now, GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary said:

Werent we supposed to have signed a centre back from Brazil a while back???

Never got a work permit

[Gordon Bennett 948]

 

[Cantiaci Canary 610]

It's Sunderland's Danny Batth

[Mr Angry 2,097]

2 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said:

I've heard Ross McCormack was seen in Morison's 

That's definitely not true, he still hasn't worked out how to get over his garden gate.

[The Real Buh 3,806]

We now move into the “literally sign anyone” part of the evening

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,838]

Just now, TheGunnShow said:

That's an eye chart, surely? 😉

Nah, that's the Celtic version where it's all squashed together 😂

[Dean Coneys boots 1,550]

Feels that way Ricardo. How much have we made in sales and how much habe we spent? 
would love to see figures for this year and last 5. It does feel that we needed to add not subtract but still 40 mins to go…

[York Canary 29]

1 minute ago, Terminally Yellow said:

If you don't mind my saying, Ricardo, considering Charlton hasn't played for us since 2006 you do seem to have a rather problem with him 🤣

Jonson and Helveg too. Such a great opportunity that season. Ashton not being signed earlier was the killer though. 

[keelansgrandad 6,680]

1 minute ago, ricardo said:

Perhaps they don't want us to go up.

Thats been mooted before

[Terminally Yellow 2,614]

Oh dear.