The Officially Not Official Summer Transfer Thread 2023

[York Canary 29]

8 minutes ago, ricardo said:

The usual classic fcuk up with centre backs.

I'm expecting Simon Charlton to sign very soon.

 

Silly thing is, we already had Jason Shackell who proved to be a much better CB. 

Have faith Ricardo, Webber is no mug. We’ll have someone lined up 

Edited September 1, 2023 by York Canary

[Bert 236]

If Andy O does go it will leave us very short in the massive c0ck dept 

Edited September 1, 2023 by Bert

[Flying Dutchman 766]

1 minute ago, Terminally Yellow said:

**** me the whingers are out in force tonight. 

We've had a great start to the season. They have probably been feeling left out.

[Canary dwarf 221]

On 31/08/2023 at 15:36, Thirsty Lizard said:

You've heard of Jonathan Rowe yes?

You've heard we're the top scorers in the Championship yeswe

We have left ourselves mega short at centre back , and at centre forward as well, if nothing happens in the next 55 minutes then we can kiss goodbye to promotion.

 

[mastoola 204]

1 minute ago, Terminally Yellow said:

Why wouldn't they?

maybe it would lower our bargaining power with omo?

[Ken Hairy 4,335]

1 minute ago, Terminally Yellow said:

Why wouldn't they?

Late deadline deals often aren't,  not just us. Remember the deals just need to be in place by 11, can be registered up to 1am

[mrdi 418]

Just now, Canary dwarf said:

We have left ourselves mega short at centre back , and at centre forward as well, if nothing happens in the next 55 minutes then we can kiss goodbye to promotion.

 

Good grief. 

[cambridgeshire canary 7,932]

1 minute ago, York Canary said:

Silly thing is, we already had Jason Shackell who proved to me a much better CB. 

Have faith Ricardo, Webber is no mug. We’ll have someone lined up 

"webber is no mug"

 

Oh no you've done it now

[Branston Pickle 4,169]

2 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

Less than an hour to go…

You’re desperate for us to fail to sign anyone, aren’t you…

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,736]

5 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

**** me the whingers are out in force tonight. 

I'm usually one of the happiest of the Happy Clappers, but I have to say, I'm extremely pessimistic right now.

Prove me wrong, Stuart. Prove me wrong...

[CDMullins 504]

4 minutes ago, Canary dwarf said:

We have left ourselves mega short at centre back , and at centre forward as well, if nothing happens in the next 55 minutes then we can kiss goodbye to promotion.

 

K'in hell.

 

There's some babies on here.

[CANARYKING 720]

Who is that blond bimbo on SSN, has she ever played football?

[Nuff Said 6,051]

2 minutes ago, Bert said:

If Andy O does go it will leave us very short in the massive c0ck dept 

But you’re still here?

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,835]

3 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

Oh sorry Mr expert on the forum tonight.

So I was expecting a striker like Sarge so we could continue playing like you know we had done with Sarge.

 

Apology accepted. 

Now cheer up, horses for courses. Barnes is the striker like Sarge puts himself about, bullies defenders etc. 

What we need is someone to play off that 👍 

Expert indeed old bean

[Ken Hairy 4,335]

Just now, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said:

I'm usually one of the happiest of the Happy Clappers, but I have to say, I'm extremely pessimistic right now.

Prove me wrong, Stuart. Prove me wrong...

Whereas I'm normally the moaniest of the moaners, but I'm quite chilled right now

[York Canary 29]

1 minute ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

"webber is no mug"

 

Oh no you've done it now

I’ve jinxed it haven’t I? 😂 

We’ve had a great transfer window so far so I’m keeping the faith 💪🏽💛💚

[cambridgeshire canary 7,932]

[Dean Coneys boots 1,550]

1 minute ago, Branston Pickle said:

You’re desperate for us to fail to sign anyone, aren’t you…

 No. Am quite certain we will, I imagine omo going has been in pipeline and papers for replacement all lodged weeks ago, more worried about Striker as that wasn’t part of the plan. 

[Corbs1 183]

Could I just say - ‘ no there is not enough time’ - ok , sorry 

[TheGunnShow 7,470]

Still fairly relaxed. Overly speculating is good fun, but never helps to put too much store on it. I'll take stock when it's over and not before.

[ricardo 8,109]

3 minutes ago, Canary dwarf said:

We have left ourselves mega short at centre back , and at centre forward as well, if nothing happens in the next 55 minutes then we can kiss goodbye to promotion.

 

Seems like we do it time after time and never learn.

[Jim Smith 2,654]

4 minutes ago, rock bus said:

If we get anywhere near £20m for Omo I think that’sa great deal even if we’re don’t have a replacement!

For me it could be good business if we get an adequate replacement.

if no replacement then it’s completely unacceptable to sell this late. 

[Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 4,736]

[The Real Buh 3,802]

Mug ?

Mug!?

MUG!!!?

MUG!!!!!!???

[ricardo 8,109]

Just now, Jim Smith said:

For me it could be good business if we get an adequate replacement.

if no replacement then it’s completely unacceptable to sell this late. 

We all know it will be Simon bloody Charlton.

[Google Bot 3,995]

There's a poor kid waking up tomorrow and looking at their Omobamidele shirt with tears in eyes, while the parents question the decision to pay £40 for all those letters.

[mrdi 418]

On the bright side, at least nobody's crying about a CDM any more. 

[York Canary 29]

I reckon Linvoy Primus and Craig Mackail Smith double signing before the window slams shut to make the fans go crazy 

[TheGunnShow 7,470]

1 minute ago, mrdi said:

On the bright side, at least nobody's crying about a CDM any more. 

Oh, there's still time.

[Payno10 52]

1 minute ago, ricardo said:

We all know it will be Simon bloody Charlton.

Or gramhe Stewart