**Norwich V Burnley- Tomkinsons debut edition**

[Creedence Clearwater Couto 1,251]

3 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Ipswich only 2 up and going top. 

Tide is turning 😫

[Drazen Muzinic 1,444]

I am at the Beer Festival...are we really as sh1te as these stats suggest?

Even the xG will suffer.

[Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891]

29 minutes ago, hogesar said:

Wait Burnley have BK8 as a sponsor?

 

28 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said:

I bet they sell a mean hotdog at turf moor. 

Can't wait for the half-time entertainment...

If we get to half-time 0-0, I think we'll nick this 1-0. 🤪

OTBC

[Tumbleweed 106]

Would we take a limp defeat if it guaranteed a taxi for Smith and Shakespeare?

[Capt. Pants 4,198]

Why did we buy these fcukin South Americans?

[hogesar 9,618]

Kiss of death but I will say we've generally defended our box pretty well, specially considering the injuries.

[Midlands Yellow 3,940]

Just now, Drazen Muzinic said:

I am at the Beer Festival...are we really as sh1te as these stats suggest?

Even the xG will suffer.

We’re worse. 

[mrdi 373]

This is even worse than the Luton match. 
 

It’s actually making the prospect of doing some OOH work emails quite appealing.

[king canary 7,580]

1 minute ago, hogesar said:

Majority of the half its like we have a man less in midfield unfortunately with Nunez. 

Yeah, he clearly has talent but he seems so easy to take out of games by just pressuring him a little bit.

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

1 minute ago, hogesar said:

Majority of the half its like we have a man less in midfield unfortunately with Nunez. 

Have you turned yet Hogesar?

Is this dire enough for you to get it now? The players have no idea what they are supposed to be doing. There is no plan, there is no identity, Dean Smith does not know how to use these players, and everybody is regressing.

How long do we persist?

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,248]

Just now, hogesar said:

Kiss of death but I will say we've generally defended our box pretty well, specially considering the injuries.

I admire the way you search for any marginal positives Hodgesar I really really do. 

[By Hook or Ian crook 917]

Not a single shot all half …..

[Capt. Pants 4,198]

Burnley have lost their way a bit.

[canarydan23 4,060]

1 minute ago, king canary said:

Yeah, he clearly has talent but he seems so easy to take out of games by just pressuring him a little bit.

I'd like to see him playing wide in a 4-2-3-1.

[ricardo 7,347]

I think we might be behind on Xg.

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,248]

1 minute ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Have you turned yet Hogesar?

Is this dire enough for you to get it now? The players have no idea what they are supposed to be doing. There is no plan, there is no identity, Dean Smith does not know how to use these players, and everybody is regressing.

How long do we persist?

Apparently it's until game 23, that's what I've been told anyway 

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

Just now, mrdi said:

It’s actually making the prospect of doing some OOH work emails quite appealing.

I was thinking of turning it off and cleaning under the fridge, see if any dog food or leaflets have slipped under in the 6 months since I last bothered looking. After that I think I'll descale the kettle, hard water area! 

[Dean Coneys boots 1,398]

2 minutes ago, Tumbleweed said:

Would we take a limp defeat if it guaranteed a taxi for Smith and Shakespeare?

Only it wouldn’t - the board always fire the bullet months after it is obvious it needs doing - leaving it too late to sort 

[Midlands Yellow 3,940]

Canary Call could be good tonight. 

[kirku 1,332]

At least Smith has finally admitted what many of us identified 

He's got to go

[Richard Richard 186]

What an embarrassing first half. Much like a first team Vs reserves team.

[Top corner 225]

WEBBER….PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET SMITH OUT OF OUR CLUB WHILE ITS NOT TOO LATE FOR A POSSIBLE PROMOTION.

[Yellow Fever 3,749]

Boo Hiss. That's for Radio Norfolk commentary.

Edited October 25, 2022 by Yellow Fever

[mrdi 373]

I think the closest we’ve got to posing any kind of goal threat was one of the Burnley players telegraphing a firmly-hit back pass, which their ‘keeper dealt with very comfortably on the edge of his box. 

[cambridgeshire canary 6,676]

Well, not behind. Wonder what the plan is for the secod half as so far it's been either pass the ball backwards or just hoofball it forward to pukki and pray

Edited October 25, 2022 by cambridgeshire canary

[robertociNCFC 98]

Just a true heap of 5hite, get him out of our club. The worst thing is I was happy with this appointment when he first came in but I can hold my hands up and admit that I was wrong, just truly depressing to watch.

[Ken Hairy 3,760]

I'm not sure you can even say we're playing bad, hard to play bad when you're not actually playing. 

[GodlyOtsemobor 2,248]

Just now, Top corner said:

WEBBER….PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET SMITH OUT OF OUR CLUB WHILE ITS NOT TOO LATE FOR A POSSIBLE PROMOTION.

AND FÜCKING FOLLOW HIM OUT WHILE YOUR AT IT!!!!.. 

 

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OUT BEFORE YOU GO THOUGH, BILLS ARE RISING AND WE LOST MONEY LAST YEAR!!!!!!

 

 

[The Bristol Nest 513]

They look like us in our last Champ campaign. 

[Capt. Pants 4,198]

Dreadful stuff.

But it's still 0-0 and we couldn't be this poor 2nd half.

I want my Norwich back, not this shoite 😥