Greavsy 2,413 Posted September 21, 2022 Ill swerve that I think! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,275 Posted September 21, 2022 Just don't spill it over anyone kneeling down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,413 Posted September 21, 2022 Im struggling to see how they have made that error. The J isnt near the F on a keyboard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,443 Posted September 21, 2022 They don't do Christmas do's at Carrow Road? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 1,897 Posted September 21, 2022 Can you also win a pearl necklace in the raffle? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, TheDarkKnight said: I expect the "entertainment" is a rousing rendition of "O c-um, All Ye Faithful". O Hole-y night... It Came Upon A Midnight Clear... Edited September 21, 2022 by paddycanary 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted September 21, 2022 How much do you need to fill a glass? I know Mum caught me wnaking once and said "Save it until you are married". I had three jars full by my Wedding Day. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,413 Posted September 21, 2022 1 minute ago, keelansgrandad said: How much do you need to fill a glass? I know Mum caught me wnaking once and said "Save it until you are married". I had three jars full by my Wedding Day. Thats quality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,820 Posted September 21, 2022 I just googled 'glass of ****' to find out if it's actually a real thing in Scotland and not just a typo, and considering that all of the top hits without exception were hardcore pornography, I'm satisfied that it's the latter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,413 Posted September 21, 2022 12 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said: How much do you need to fill a glass? I know Mum caught me wnaking once and said "Save it until you are married". I had three jars full by my Wedding Day. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,940 Posted September 22, 2022 I guess that's another way of spunking your cash up a wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,443 Posted September 22, 2022 Get it now. Is it factory made or made on the premises plus is it better served chilled or warm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,291 Posted September 22, 2022 Add a splash of fresh orange juice to the flute and you've got yourself a Bukakee Fizz.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted September 22, 2022 I wonder if Seaman was ever in the Under 15s? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,555 Posted September 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Mello Yello said: Add a splash of fresh orange juice to the flute and you've got yourself a Bukakee Fizz.... OMG, that’s so sick 🤣🤣🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,555 Posted September 22, 2022 Just checked on Twitter, not sure if they’re claiming that someone photoshopped the J in place of the F. Someone else did comment on the strange emoji next to the Live DJ-👩🦽 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,666 Posted September 22, 2022 13 hours ago, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man said: I just googled 'glass of ****' to find out if it's actually a real thing in Scotland and not just a typo, and considering that all of the top hits without exception were hardcore pornography, I'm satisfied that it's the latter. Probably worth mentioning to the wife why you made that search before she finds it for herself.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,443 Posted September 22, 2022 Thank **** it didn't say BYO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,555 Posted September 22, 2022 I’ve just been reminded that I saw a punk band from Dundee last month-they had a bagpipe player 😳. They are called the Cundees (and they are as awful as the description sounds) but maybe they should change their name to the Cümdees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted September 22, 2022 14 hours ago, keelansgrandad said: How much do you need to fill a glass? I know Mum caught me wnaking once and said "Save it until you are married". I had three jars full by my Wedding Day. That’s poor, should have at least 3 pints by that time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,443 Posted September 22, 2022 Agent Jason Cummings AKA ****-dog to make special guest appearance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin time 182 Posted September 22, 2022 15 hours ago, keelansgrandad said: How much do you need to fill a glass? I know Mum caught me wnaking once and said "Save it until you are married". I had three jars full by my Wedding Day. Ah but were they 2oz canning jars or 64oz mason jars? Just asking.😵💫 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
