Pyro Pete 1,849 Posted August 5, 2022 So when Delia next gets smashed and wanders onto the pitch with a microphone in hand, do we write the written warning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Pyro Pete said: So when Delia next gets smashed and wanders onto the pitch with a microphone in hand, do we write the written warning? Yes! And if Micky lights up in cubicle. Edited August 5, 2022 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,365 Posted August 5, 2022 This list is absolute b0ll0cks 🤣🤣 what is it with the club at the moment? There’s some serious HR idiocy going on. Every action they take just ends up with them looking odd and irrelevant. my message to the NCFC non-football management is stop trying to justify your jobs with pointless schemes and whatnot. You are making yourselves look stupid and alienating yourself from the fanbase for no sufficient return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldy09 154 Posted August 5, 2022 What category does looking bored stiff and a pained expression holds .and do you get a free cup of tea/coffee for clapping loudly. plus a free season ticket if you can shout loudly above others how good / wonderful Mr Webber is😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted August 5, 2022 Booing was going to be on there but after last season its only a misdemeanor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRock 148 Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Pyro Pete said: Basically, everything we did in the 80s is banned. Does that include Norwich winning football matches? 😂 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBaldOne66 670 Posted August 5, 2022 3 hours ago, keelansgrandad said: Its a bit like the Koran. How so? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicken 2,582 Posted August 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Capt. Pants said: I assume these are in addition to being evicted from the ground e.g drinking alcohol in view of the pitch is not permitted on any ground. The stewards are going to be busy getting details for the written warnings for persistent standing! Just need the seat numbers. Especially if season ticket holders. If you then say you lent it to a mate, you are falling foul of another rule anyway... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted August 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Billyboybunters said: Going to be busy with the foul and abusive language then 😂🤣 Looks like they are preparing the argument to explain empty stands....."no its nothing to do with the footy, they've all been banned" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 737 Posted August 5, 2022 Being slave to a US spellchecker instead of having knowledge of your native tongue - category 21 Very poor BEHAVIOR from City! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,365 Posted August 5, 2022 Football is so fun 🤣🤣 KNOW THE RULES!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,092 Posted August 5, 2022 A load of old turd really. I mean somone literally has to sit down and think of some offences, categorise them, come up with suitable punishment and even decide on a review date. First home game of the season we all know the Lower Barclay and Snake Pit will stand the whole game and nowt will be done about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,365 Posted August 5, 2022 KICK IT OFF! THROW IT IN! HAAAVE SOME RULE BASED FUN!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,365 Posted August 5, 2022 **Breaking news** Having a little scrimmage has been classified as a level 3 sanction. A large scrimmage is a level 4 sanction 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted August 5, 2022 Micky drips to be added, that should empty half the City stand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul101 91 Posted August 5, 2022 about time on the smoking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkngood 1,070 Posted August 5, 2022 5 hours ago, The Real Buh said: Saying anything derogatory about Stuart Webber - category 20 If you are really Naughty you are made to Carry Webbers Gear up Everest as he takes the Glory 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commonsense 598 Posted August 5, 2022 7 hours ago, The Real Buh said: This list is absolute b0ll0cks 🤣🤣 what is it with the club at the moment? There’s some serious HR idiocy going on. Every action they take just ends up with them looking odd and irrelevant. my message to the NCFC non-football management is stop trying to justify your jobs with pointless schemes and whatnot. You are making yourselves look stupid and alienating yourself from the fanbase for no sufficient return. I’ve often disagreed with you in the past, but this comment is absolutely spot on. They almost seem intent on pissing everyone off, rather than focussing on the reasons we are there! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,365 Posted August 6, 2022 (edited) How many violations are we going for today then ladies and gents? I plan on looking around slyly and then giving it a medium volume “Bûgger” before darting out the door Edited August 6, 2022 by The Real Buh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paint Me Yellow 198 Posted August 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, The Real Buh said: How many violations are we going for today then ladies and gents? I plan on looking around slyly and then giving it a medium volume “Bûgger” before darting out the door How many do I need to earn a fatwa? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,455 Posted August 6, 2022 What a bizarre and completely unenforceable list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peregrine Shorts 305 Posted August 6, 2022 I'm hoping to tick off most of category 1 today 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarybubbles 1,893 Posted August 6, 2022 19 hours ago, The Real Buh said: Saying anything derogatory about Stuart Webber - category 20 Sanction: Excommunication. No of seasons before a review: Infinite. "Go and find another club, you w*anker!!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarybubbles 1,893 Posted August 6, 2022 1 hour ago, king canary said: What a bizarre and completely unenforceable list. Yes, it's hard to believe this HR cr*p. What is this, The Office? It's as if the club is trying to find extra ways to p*ss off their fans at a time when a hell of a lot of their fans are already seriously p*issed off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,365 Posted August 6, 2022 I’m breaking the rules in the pub right now HR come and get me! and while your at it, get made redundant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paint Me Yellow 198 Posted August 6, 2022 Can they back date these violations? I once called the referee a w@nker when I was 10 and would like to know if the canary gestapo will likely be paying me a visit or not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarybubbles 1,893 Posted August 6, 2022 This happens to managements in decline. They care less about creating success for their organisation than they do about protecting themselves against criticism and making sure they control their workers (in this case, fans). That someone wasted time making this list is pathetic. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn (again) 129 Posted August 6, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, shaunieboy77 said: Is persistent the same as permanent? With a little sit down at half time 😁 I think the last time I sat down was 2010!!! If I don't stand up, I don't see the game! The only time I get to sit down is at half-time. Edited August 6, 2022 by Lord Horn (again) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenwayFrank 2,425 Posted August 7, 2022 Anyone get told off yesterday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,092 Posted August 7, 2022 (edited) The idiots who let off the naff fireworks just as the players came on the pitch have received a stadium ban. Edited August 7, 2022 by Capt. Pants 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites