cambridgeshire canary 6,516 Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) We're never gonna see **** on the back of a Norwich shirt are we? 😪  Edited August 4, 2022 by cambridgeshire canary 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,807 Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) My God, the headlines.... "J-IZZÂ ON TARGET!" "J-IZZÂ HITS THE MARK!" "J-IZZÂ GIVES US THE HORN(KAMP)" "J-IZZ SPOILS CLEAN SHEET!" "J-IZZ ON THE BALL!" Edited August 4, 2022 by TheGunnShow Great. His first name got the treatment.... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hucks6 169 Posted August 4, 2022 All the money they have spent don’t guarantee them staying up just ask Fulham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,516 Posted August 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said: My God, the headlines.... "J-IZZÂ ON TARGET!" "J-IZZÂ HITS THE MARK!" "J-IZZÂ GIVES US THE HORN(KAMP)" "J-IZZ SPOILS CLEAN SHEET!" "J-IZZ ON THE BALL!" I heard when he get's it in the right spot he can have quite the explosive finish.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted August 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Hucks6 said: All the money they have spent don’t guarantee them staying up just ask Fulham It worked for Newcastle though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,314 Posted August 4, 2022 Missing out on J-izz...that's certainly one in the eye for us. 🤠Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Bristol Nest 512 Posted August 4, 2022 J1zz spoils clean sheet is the winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobLoz3 486 Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) Poor ol' J1zz doesn't know whether he's cumm1ng or going at this point. Edited August 4, 2022 by BobLoz3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,455 Posted August 4, 2022 33 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: We're never gonna see **** on the back of a Norwich shirt are we? 😪  I mean, if you really want to see **** on the back of a Norwich shirt I'm sure someone on here can start an onlyfans account. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,516 Posted August 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, king canary said: I mean, if you really want to see **** on the back of a Norwich shirt I'm sure someone on here can start an onlyfans account. Would you be surprised to hear Greavsy has already asked me to make one? He sounded rather desperate.. 😳 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin time 182 Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, TheGunnShow said: My God, the headlines.... "J-IZZ ON TARGET!" "J-IZZ HITS THE MARK!" "J-IZZ GIVES US THE HORN(KAMP)" "J-IZZ SPOILS CLEAN SHEET!" "J-IZZ ON THE BALL!" Oh **** on ! Really!🥱 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminally Yellow 2,440 Posted August 4, 2022 If I had the remotest bit of interest in the Premier League, Forest might well be the side that would most intrigue me. The ability to contrast between them and Bournemouth - who are doing an admirable job of "doing a 2019-2020 Norwich" - is going to be particularly fascinating to watch play out without having a vested interest. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary dwarf 221 Posted August 4, 2022 I always felt that David seaman was a funny name for a goalkeeper that keeps so many cleansheets.lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicken 2,582 Posted August 4, 2022 Why does Hornkamp sound like something someone would say in American Pie? You going on hornkamp this summer, sorry, I mean bandcamp? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarybubbles 1,893 Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) 1) J*** shoots over the bar 2) J*** stains record with outburst 3) J***'s favourite position is in the hole 4) Cooper pulls off J*** at half-time 5) Defender has J*** in his pocket 6) "J*** will make a big mark here," claims Cooper 7) J*** exploded onto the pitch in the second half 8 "I've been trying to get J*** for a long time," Cooper told us. But the question is, 'Did he overpay?' 9) J*** dribbles well, but often lacks penetration Edited August 4, 2022 by canarybubbles 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,585 Posted August 4, 2022 Nobody went with "J-izz, firing blanks." 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,365 Posted August 4, 2022 Oh no! not Hornkamp not Hornkampy not old Horno Kampy kamperoo! sorry, who is he? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,385 Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Canary dwarf said: I always felt that David seaman was a funny name for a goalkeeper that keeps so many cleansheets.lol ".....Ronaldhino lobs Seaman...." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarybubbles 1,893 Posted August 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Wings of a Sparrow said: ".....Ronaldhino lobs Seaman...." I remember that well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 4,938 Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, The Real Buh said: Oh no! not Hornkamp not Hornkampy not old Horno Kampy kamperoo! sorry, who is he? We don’t care about who he is, we’re just enjoying his name.  J1zz is all over the opposition’s defence. J1zz straight down the tunnel J1zz shot into row z. J1zz leaving his mark on the defender. J1zz likes to go box to box.  1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,013 Posted August 4, 2022 What a name!! Reminds me of the old days on football manager.. "****'s goes in hard on Butt" "Shearer shoots Seaman saves. Seaman spills out in the box" Classics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,807 Posted August 4, 2022 J-izz chases one into the channels. Crowd are egging J-izz on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary dwarf 221 Posted August 4, 2022 Think we're scraping the barrel in terms of **** gags now. But well done lads I'm impressed with your loads,sorry I'm mean I'm impressed with you loads.😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites