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We have missed out on Hornkamp..

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My God, the headlines....

"J-IZZ ON TARGET!"

"J-IZZ HITS THE MARK!"

"J-IZZ GIVES US THE HORN(KAMP)"

"J-IZZ SPOILS CLEAN SHEET!"

"J-IZZ ON THE BALL!"

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Great. His first name got the treatment....
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All the money they have spent don’t guarantee them staying up just ask Fulham 

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9 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said:

My God, the headlines....

"J-IZZ ON TARGET!"

"J-IZZ HITS THE MARK!"

"J-IZZ GIVES US THE HORN(KAMP)"

"J-IZZ SPOILS CLEAN SHEET!"

"J-IZZ ON THE BALL!"

I heard when he get's it in the right spot he can have quite the explosive finish..

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5 minutes ago, Hucks6 said:

All the money they have spent don’t guarantee them staying up just ask Fulham 

It worked for Newcastle though...

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Poor ol' J1zz doesn't know whether he's cumm1ng or going at this point. 

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33 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

We're never gonna see **** on the back of a Norwich shirt are we?  😪

 

I mean, if you really want to see **** on the back of a Norwich shirt I'm sure someone on here can start an onlyfans account.

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15 minutes ago, king canary said:

I mean, if you really want to see **** on the back of a Norwich shirt I'm sure someone on here can start an onlyfans account.

Would you be surprised to hear Greavsy has already asked me to make one? He sounded rather desperate.. 😳 

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1 hour ago, TheGunnShow said:

My God, the headlines....

"J-IZZ ON TARGET!"

"J-IZZ HITS THE MARK!"

"J-IZZ GIVES US THE HORN(KAMP)"

"J-IZZ SPOILS CLEAN SHEET!"

"J-IZZ ON THE BALL!"

Oh **** on ! Really!🥱

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If I had the remotest bit of interest in the Premier League, Forest might well be the side that would most intrigue me. The ability to contrast between them and Bournemouth - who are doing an admirable job of "doing a 2019-2020 Norwich" - is going to be particularly fascinating to watch play out without having a vested interest. 

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Why does Hornkamp sound like something someone would say in American Pie?

You going on hornkamp this summer, sorry, I mean bandcamp? 

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1) J*** shoots over the bar

2) J*** stains record with outburst

3) J***'s favourite position is in the hole

4) Cooper pulls off J*** at half-time

5) Defender has J*** in his pocket

6) "J*** will make a big mark here," claims Cooper

7) J*** exploded onto the pitch in the second half

8 "I've been trying to get J*** for a long time," Cooper told us. But the question is, 'Did he overpay?'

9) J*** dribbles well, but often lacks penetration

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1 hour ago, The Real Buh said:

Oh no!

not Hornkamp

not Hornkampy

not old Horno Kampy kamperoo!

sorry, who is he?

We don’t care about who he is, we’re just enjoying his name.

 

J1zz is all over the opposition’s defence.

J1zz straight down the tunnel

J1zz shot into row z.

J1zz leaving his mark on the defender.

J1zz likes to go box to box.

 

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What a name!!

Reminds me of the old days on football manager..

"****'s goes in hard on Butt"

"Shearer shoots Seaman saves. Seaman spills out in the box"

Classics.

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Think we're scraping the barrel in terms of **** gags now. But well done lads I'm impressed with your loads,sorry I'm mean I'm impressed with you loads.😄

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