cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 (edited) 🙃 Edited June 24, 2022 by cambridgeshire canary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shefcanary 2,383 Posted June 24, 2022 This makes me angry. 🤬 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellowrider120 761 Posted June 24, 2022 There were rumours a few months ago we had this player on a shortlist. Thought Burnley were a 'basket case' and had 'terrible owners' and we were so much better than them? Twine is very highly rated so Webber had better pull a good old rabbit out of the hat now! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, yellowrider120 said: There were rumours a few months ago we had this player on a shortlist. Thought Burnley were a 'basket case' and had 'terrible owners' and we were so much better than them? Twine is very highly rated so Webber had better pull a good old rabbit out of the hat now! Burnley the tiny fishing crackhead village with debt it can't get rid off and whos best players are fleeing like rats on a sinking ship and he would rather sign for them. Round of applause for Webber 👏👏👏 (although can he hear us up that mountain..?) Edited June 24, 2022 by cambridgeshire canary 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted June 24, 2022 This will disappoint Ipswich fans, some of whom genuinely believed they stood a good chance of signing him this window. No, I'm not joking. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted June 24, 2022 Just now, cambridgeshire canary said: Burnley the tiny fishing crackhead village with debt it can't get rid off and whos best players are fleeing like rats on a sinking ship and he would rather sign for them. Round of applause for Webber 👏👏👏 What in the flying f*ck are you on about? There's absolutely no evidence we were even interested in him! How on earth can you give Webber stick for something you just made up? 4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 Just now, hogesar said: What in the flying f*ck are you on about? There's absolutely no evidence we were even interested in him! How on earth can you give Webber stick for something you just made up? 5 minutes ago, yellowrider120 said: There were rumours a few months ago we had this player on a shortlist. Thought Burnley were a 'basket case' and had 'terrible owners' and we were so much better than them? Twine is very highly rated so Webber had better pull a good old rabbit out of the hat now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branston Pickle 3,632 Posted June 24, 2022 I’m very much in the fence on this one - there is a massive gulf between Champs and League 1. There’s a lot more players who haven’t made the step up than those that have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted June 24, 2022 1 minute ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Sportsmole, the well known fabricated news site, posted a rumour that about 17 clubs were interested in him, including us. TotalNorwich, another fabricated, made up clickbait site then said we had basically signed him. That's not evidence, it's made up rubbish, fake news on the Internet that most 10 year olds could identify as unlikely to be true. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrankyCanary 32 Posted June 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: 🙃🙃🙃 Webber Pie sounds like it could be a very tasty delicacy, of course I won't be partaking being a Vegetarian and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ged in the onion bag 854 Posted June 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Do you believe everything you hear? You'll be voting Tory next! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,095 Posted June 24, 2022 No better than what we got Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrankyCanary 32 Posted June 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, hogesar said: This will disappoint Ipswich fans, some of whom genuinely believed they stood a good chance of signing him this window. No, I'm not joking. Oh I believe you, they signed a Barnsley player who then flopped hard. Conor something? Edit: Conor Chaplin. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, ged in the onion bag said: Do you believe everything you hear? You'll be voting Tory next! To be fair I don't vote for anyone, they're all tossers. Hello off topic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ged in the onion bag 854 Posted June 24, 2022 8 minutes ago, Yobocop said: No better than what we got Might disagree there, our set piece work last season was woeful. This kid has great delivery, a free-kick specialist and is creative in the central areas. He probably is better than what we have, is quite young and has great potential. I'd have him ahead of Dowell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcstar 287 Posted June 24, 2022 24 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Burnley the tiny fishing crackhead village with debt it can't get rid off and whos best players are fleeing like rats on a sinking ship and he would rather sign for them. Round of applause for Webber 👏👏👏 (although can he hear us up that mountain..?) I think your geography is a bit off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,864 Posted June 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: To be fair I don't vote for anyone, they're all tossers. Hello off topic! The least surprising post of the day 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 21 minutes ago, CrankyCanary said: Oh I believe you, they signed a Barnsley player who then flopped hard. Conor something? Edit: Conor Chaplin. 9 in 39 is not quite a flop but it's not exactly what you need for promotion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,095 Posted June 24, 2022 12 minutes ago, ged in the onion bag said: Might disagree there, our set piece work last season was woeful. This kid has great delivery, a free-kick specialist and is creative in the central areas. He probably is better than what we have, is quite young and has great potential. I'd have him ahead of Dowell! No worries but very different doing it in league one compared to both the premier league and championship Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobLoz3 492 Posted June 24, 2022 35 minutes ago, Branston Pickle said: I’m very much in the fence on this one - there is a massive gulf between Champs and League 1. There’s a lot more players who haven’t made the step up than those that have. I dunno. Grant Holt did pretty well. Wes was also in League One before playing in champs. I seriously think Twine has special ability. The amount of goals and assists from AM were excellent last season and he can take a set piece too. Time will tell but that looks like an excellent bit of business from Burnley to me 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminally Yellow 2,448 Posted June 24, 2022 He's the sort of youngster that Id love to see brought in, but as has been said, league one to top end Championship is a massive jump. We do need creativity in this team and I'm hoping that our next signing is someone capable of offering that a bit more than what we've got. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrankyCanary 32 Posted June 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: 9 in 39 is not quite a flop but it's not exactly what you need for promotion No but also yes. They also paid 3/4s of a Million which is getting on for a Championship fee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Bennett 780 Posted June 24, 2022 45 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Burnley the tiny fishing crackhead village with debt it can't get rid off and whos best players are fleeing like rats on a sinking ship and he would rather sign for them. Round of applause for Webber 👏👏👏 (although can he hear us up that mountain..?) You do post some absolute rammel. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 8 minutes ago, Gordon Bennett said: You do post some absolute rammel. Yes, but unlike others I don't claim otherwise😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,926 Posted June 24, 2022 56 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Burnley the tiny fishing crackhead village with debt it can't get rid off and whos best players are fleeing like rats on a sinking ship and he would rather sign for them. Round of applause for Webber 👏👏👏 (although can he hear us up that mountain..?) There's more chance of Emi Buendia coming back this transfer window than there is of Burnley being a fishing village. 😉 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 1 minute ago, TheGunnShow said: There's more chance of Emi Buendia coming back this transfer window than there is of Burnley being a fishing village. 😉 I was clearly over exaggerating for comedic and derogatory reasons but for some reason a lot of people seem to take everything on here seriously. Probably as we have a lot of grumpy old farts on here with no sense of humour, but what can you do. I still love you all 😁 (And I hate to be the bringer of bad news but I'm not planning on going anywhere and as long as this place remains up I shall be here.. And I'm so, so sorry to have to tell you that!) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,926 Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Burnley the tiny fishing crackhead village with debt it can't get rid off and whos best players are fleeing like rats on a sinking ship and he would rather sign for them. Round of applause for Webber 👏👏👏 (although can he hear us up that mountain..?) Did you get Burnley mixed up with Blackpool, perhaps? I'm just wondering how you got Burnley down as a fishing village. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,675 Posted June 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said: Did you get Burnley mixed up with Blackpool, perhaps? I'm just wondering how you got Burnley down as a fishing village. I mean both are full of crackheads so really much difference? Although at least Blackpool has a tower I suppose.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ged in the onion bag 854 Posted June 24, 2022 32 minutes ago, Yobocop said: No worries but very different doing it in league one compared to both the premier league and championship Appreciate that in general play and nothing suggests he can't step up, but a free-kick is uncontested. The goals are all the same size and top corners don't move! Also if the lad can put the ball in dangerous areas, it's all improvements on what we have and frightens opponents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,926 Posted June 24, 2022 Just now, cambridgeshire canary said: I mean both are full of crackheads so really much difference? Although at least Blackpool has a tower I suppose.. Well, Blackpool's on the coast. Burnley's 35 miles inland! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
