Can't polish a turd

[TeemuVanBasten 3,327]

And yet that is what both Farke and Smith have been asked to do this year. 

We have a dreadful squad void of talent, passion, and footballing intelligence. Would have been nice to have had enough of at least one of those, surely we at least have the budget for passion.

Webber out.

[Richard Richard 186]

Long time lurker here, City fan for over 35 years. Work/shifts have limited me to 3/4 games per season up to now but finally about to join the waiting list for a season ticket. Must need my head testing. 100% this Teemu.

[raunds canary 215]

2 minutes ago, Richard Richard said:

Long time lurker here, City fan for over 35 years. Work/shifts have limited me to 3/4 games per season up to now but finally about to join the waiting list for a season ticket. Must need my head testing. 100% this Teemu.

I'm with you mate. Next season should be fun 🙂

[Badger 2,405]

With regards to the title all of the thread, I would have to say but even if you could I don't think I'd be tempted to try it. 

But if it's your sort of thing TVB, I can imagine your frustration. 😉

If you do try it again, can I suggest rubber gloves might be an idea?

[Branston Pickle 3,657]

Actually, I imagine you can - not that I’ve tried.

[Richard Richard 186]

I'd add - don't knock it until you've tried it. You might be surprised at the results 😄

[Dean Coneys boots 1,400]

Anyone who thinks we bounce back as champions is seriously deluded. This is a poor squad who nobody will want and the wheels are coming off the entire operation 

[Ken Hairy 3,772]

Apparently you can...... 

 

https://www.howtocleanstuff.net/how-to-polish-a-turd/#:~:text=You can polish a turd,might even start a collection.

[Branston Pickle 3,657]

5 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

Anyone who thinks we bounce back as champions is seriously deluded. This is a poor squad who nobody will want and the wheels are coming off the entire operation 

Good to see you still extra miserable.

Tell you what, £100 to charity says we come straight back up, whether it’s automatic or playoffs. Will you pay up if we do?

Edited May 8, 2022 by Branston Pickle

[raunds canary 215]

1 hour ago, Branston Pickle said:

Good to see you still extra miserable.

Tell you what, £100 to charity says we come straight back up, whether it’s automatic or playoffs. Will you pay up if we do?

Good for you mate. I'm glass half full too. Onwards and upwards!

[Dean Coneys boots 1,400]

I will do you £25 given cost of living! 

[Cowboy 197]

3 hours ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

And yet that is what both Farke and Smith have been asked to do this year. 

We have a dreadful squad void of talent, passion, and footballing intelligence. Would have been nice to have had enough of at least one of those, surely we at least have the budget for passion.

Webber out.

I have the budget for passion, but not for the course of pharmaceuticals to clear up the after effects.

[Canary dwarf 221]

2 hours ago, Dean Coneys boots said:

Anyone who thinks we bounce back as champions is seriously deluded. This is a poor squad who nobody will want and the wheels are coming off the entire operation 

If we can keep hold of pukki for another season , we'll get promoted we still have quality in certain areas , especially at championship level😄

[mannings bandy legs 385]

1 hour ago, Canary dwarf said:

If we can keep hold of pukki for another season , we'll get promoted we still have quality in certain areas , especially at championship level😄

Where?

[Norfolk Dan 308]

3 hours ago, Richard Richard said:

Long time lurker here, City fan for over 35 years. Work/shifts have limited me to 3/4 games per season up to now but finally about to join the waiting list for a season ticket. Must need my head testing. 100% this Teemu.

We have awaiting list? That's a suprise! 

[Richard Richard 186]

1 minute ago, Norfolk Dan said:

We have awaiting list? That's a suprise! 

Growing shorter by the day I think!

[Heading South 24]

1 hour ago, Canary dwarf said:

If we can keep hold of pukki for another season , we'll get promoted we still have quality in certain areas , especially at championship level😄

 

1 hour ago, Canary dwarf said:

If we can keep hold of pukki for another season , we'll get promoted we still have quality in certain areas , especially at championship level😄

We have , but how many will want away and who will the club want to cash in on , if Smith wants to spend a few bob ?

[littleyellowbirdie 2,547]

5 hours ago, Branston Pickle said:

Actually, I imagine you can - not that I’ve tried.

You have to freeze it in liquid Nitrogen first, which gives a hard enough surface to get a nice shine, but think it disappears as soon as it gets back to room temperature. 

[Mengo 822]

Webber out now

 

[Canary dwarf 221]

2 hours ago, mannings bandy legs said:

Where?

Aarons , krul , Hanley , giannoulis , Sorenson , lees melou , pukki,

[AJ 1,218]

29 minutes ago, Canary dwarf said:

Aarons , krul , Hanley , giannoulis , Sorenson , lees melou , pukki,

Would be very surprised if all of Aarons, Krul, Hanley and Dimi are here must season, I reckon at least 2 of those will be gone. Pukki probably wouldn't be staying either if he was younger.