Drazen Muzinic 1,421 Posted May 8, 2022 I'd take an impacted colon or bleeding haemorrhoids over today's football. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted May 8, 2022 OTBC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billyboybunters 26 Posted May 8, 2022 (edited) Took my 5 year old daughter on her first proper bike ride today much more enjoyable than the torture of Carrow Road today! Edited May 8, 2022 by Billyboybunters 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RugbyCanary 94 Posted May 8, 2022 The mrs on our 4yr olds bouncy castle. (Birthday). Looks painfull.......... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarydan23 4,060 Posted May 8, 2022 Full blown aids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 8, 2022 Judging synchronised swimming 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted May 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, canarydan23 said: Full blown aids HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*TTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Even I can't top that. OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarydan23 4,060 Posted May 8, 2022 Just now, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*TTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Even I can't top that. OTBC Frank Skinner was doing stand up in a pub and it wasn't going well. During a joke someone shouted in an affronted manner, "My wife died of cancer" and Frank said, "I'm sorry, but I wasn't making a joke about cancer" to which the heckler said, "No, but it was funnier than this". Brutal. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted May 8, 2022 Being in the congregation of Songs Of Praise. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yellow 63 23 Posted May 8, 2022 Just enjoying the sun and a few cans of San Miguel,sad its come to that,but the club is an absolute mess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted May 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, canarydan23 said: Full blown aids There’s good medication available now, try again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Greenthumb 742 Posted May 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, The Raptor said: I'll start. No plates there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dylanisabaddog 4,747 Posted May 8, 2022 OK so white isn't my favourite colour but I've worked hard all my life and I think I deserve it. I missed the game today to pick up my new garden chairs. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites