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If we win today I'll buy one of the garish orange shirts with the winning scorer on the back. 

Pretty sure my money is safe 

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3 minutes ago, Mason 47 said:

If we win today I'll buy one of the garish orange shirts with the winning scorer on the back. 

Pretty sure my money is safe 

What if the winning goal is a Ronaldo OG? 😉

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15 minutes ago, Mr Angry said:

Oops sorry-I had just assumed he was injured, I had forgotten about the arrest

No biggie, i bet hed like to forget  it more😏👍😇

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In an effort to adopt the Athletico playbook, Hanley tells Ronaldo his hair is a bit girly before kickoff and he has a meltdown in the centre circle, refuses to get up or leave the pitch. Match defaulted, 3 points to City.

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Gilmour will be shoehorned back into the midfield and will ping a lovely 50 yard pass straight out for a throw and BBC will cream themselves over the 'vision' to try a pass. Then he will go missing for most of the game until the opportunity arrives to pass it 2 yards sideways or backwards. 

In the time in between all this we will concede from a corner and lose this 1-0. 

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43 minutes ago, GodlyOtsemobor said:

Gilmour will be shoehorned back into the midfield and will ping a lovely 50 yard pass straight out for a throw and BBC will cream themselves over the 'vision' to try a pass. Then he will go missing for most of the game until the opportunity arrives to pass it 2 yards sideways or backwards. 

In the time in between all this we will concede from a corner and lose this 1-0. 

Sadly this is all too plausible.

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1 hour ago, Mr Angry said:

What if the winning goal is a Ronaldo OG? 😉

I said what I said 😓

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