keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted March 23, 2022 The picture above is not football supporters celebrating a goal. It is not someone waving at his family on a beach because he has found a good spot. Believe it or not, the guy on the left has just sunk a putt at the Phoenix Open! They are both professional golfers. This not cleaning up after the London Marathon. Or cleaning up after another wrong Mike Read decison. These bottles were thrown onto the green after a golfer got a hole in one at the same Phoenix Open. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,699 Posted March 23, 2022 Given how boring Golf is can you blame them for wanting to spice it up a little? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,118 Posted March 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Given how boring Golf is can you blame them for wanting to spice it up a little? It’s a miracle they were still awake. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarybubbles 1,915 Posted March 23, 2022 The only reason America exists is to make the UK look less dysfunctional. 1 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,699 Posted March 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, canarybubbles said: The only reason America exists is to make the UK look less dysfunctional. And to think that if it was not for us they would not exist in a sense. Then again blame the pilgrims those silly religious extremists who were so annoying and so well, extreme, in their views that even the Dutch didn't want them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted March 23, 2022 42 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Given how boring Golf is can you blame them for wanting to spice it up a little? Boring? Golf boring? Its the ultimate test of the human mind. I shall be carefully guiding one round the course tomorrow. I would rather be tortured by a thousand of your posts than face a two foot putt to win a match. And there is an etiquette to golf that has obviously not made its way to the US. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted March 23, 2022 28 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said: And to think that if it was not for us they would not exist in a sense. Then again blame the pilgrims those silly religious extremists who were so annoying and so well, extreme, in their views that even the Dutch didn't want them! Because the Dutch invented Golf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted March 23, 2022 Besides, it wouldn't happen at Carrow Road. The pitch would be covered in hearing aids and spectacles. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,699 Posted March 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said: Because the Dutch invented Golf. Seems you misunderstood my comment, and its clear you did not pay much attention during history lessons in school 😉 Either way sorry for going off topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
astro 358 Posted March 23, 2022 I blame Delia, or Kenny. One of them is responsible for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,737 Posted March 23, 2022 Can't you just tell there is no football when this makes the front page of the forum. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 1,891 Posted March 23, 2022 Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Marge forces Homer to give up alcohol. He goes to his usual baseball game, but without drinking beer, and says: "I never realised how boring this game is". 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,699 Posted March 23, 2022 26 minutes ago, Pyro Pete said: Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Marge forces Homer to give up alcohol. He goes to his usual baseball game, but without drinking beer, and says: "I never realised how boring this game is". Reminds me of having to watch empty stadiums with no fans during lockdown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,225 Posted March 23, 2022 1 hour ago, TIL 1010 said: Can't you just tell there is no football when this makes the front page of the forum. That's been most of the season, unless you count the tripe we've dished up as 'football'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted March 23, 2022 I've only played once. The only good balls I hit was when I trod on the greenkeeper's rake 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted March 23, 2022 Phillistines the lot of ya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying Dutchman 744 Posted March 24, 2022 Golf. The best way to spoil a good walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted March 24, 2022 4 minutes ago, Flying Dutchman said: Golf. The best way to spoil a good walk. Agree, dreadful sport, Golf courses should be rewilded, or turned into allotments . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,699 Posted March 24, 2022 22 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Agree, dreadful sport, Golf courses should be rewilded, or turned into allotments . We must seize the means of pr- I mean, seize the golf courses! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CowboyCanary 37 Posted March 24, 2022 You guys need a break. Go have a pint. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,699 Posted March 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, CowboyCanary said: You guys need a break. Go have a pint. You paying? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,937 Posted March 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Flying Dutchman said: Golf. The best way to spoil a good walk. I misread that last word for a minute. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwearyCanary 1,179 Posted March 24, 2022 4 hours ago, TheGunnShow said: I misread that last word for a minute. Get out your wood then get out your wood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted March 25, 2022 Spent the day playing golf in the sunshine yesterday with brilliant seas views (and the way I played, probably 20K steps) and a few of the black stuff afterwards. Guess some of you were pondering your xg's and searching the internet for Pukki's mother's milkman's window cleaner to see if he knew anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,937 Posted March 25, 2022 19 hours ago, SwearyCanary said: Get out your wood then get out your wood Tiger's Wood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwearyCanary 1,179 Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, TheGunnShow said: Tiger's Wood? Depends on the length of his shaft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted March 26, 2022 14 hours ago, TheGunnShow said: Tiger's Wood? That would be Hundred Acre Wood. If someone was to build a golf course there, should call it Tigger's Wood. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,334 Posted March 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Budapest Canary said: That would be Hundred Acre Wood. If someone was to build a golf course there, should call it Tigger's Wood. Groan. 😂😂😂😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
