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If anyone decides to go, can they ask "what have you done to this football club? Do you even have a plan? If so it's hard to see any sign of it on the pitch!" on my behalf. Thanks.

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9 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

They pay you to say that? You should work in advertising

Unless the mud wrestling pit is being erected count me out. A fan challenge event would go down a storm to end the evening. £10 entry fee with Smith and Shakey doing the draw during dinner. All proceeds to boost the summer transfer kitty. 

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1 hour ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

https://tickets.canaries.co.uk/PagesPublic/ProductBrowse/ProductEvent.aspx?ProductSubType=spec

 

Tickets avaible now, you can turn up and ask them whatever questions you like. Oddly enough Webber won't be there mind..

Probably because its 'An Evening with Deano and Shakey', and not 'An Evening with Deano, Shakey & Webber!'

Dont be surprised that Boris Johnson, the Pope, James Cordon, Phillip Schofield or anyone else not mentioned wont be there either. 

You going ? now that would be worthy of a mention on the billing! 😉

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2 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Looks like it’s a category A event with tickets starting at just £48.

To be fair, you are getting a 3 course dinner as well. I think that’s ok tbh

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2 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Looks like it’s a category A event with tickets starting at just £48.

£55 for plastics. 

As Webber is away they can pretty much day what they like!

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Expect a poor first half of the evening with a slight improvement in the second but still leaving with an overall feeling of disappointment and sadness.

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Why are the Socialists not top of the billing? Why are they using the TGGB as their human shields? Neither Webber or the TGGB have the authority to start paying £100,000 per week per player so whatever they say at the meeting is meaningless.

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What are they going to do? Sing? Tell jokes? Surely they can't really be expecting to talk about the season. The only people likely to go will have witnessed that.

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If I was Farke and had time I’d attend just for the fun!👍😉

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1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said:

What are they going to do? Sing? Tell jokes? Surely they can't really be expecting to talk about the season. The only people likely to go will have witnessed that.

Magic tricks at the tables during dinner? 

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1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said:

What are they going to do? Sing? Tell jokes? Surely they can't really be expecting to talk about the season. The only people likely to go will have witnessed that.

Probably reminiscing over their time at Smith's beloved Villa.

Let's just hope the players haven't been drafted in as waiters, could be carnage.

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2 hours ago, shaunieboy77 said:

Expect a poor first half of the evening with a slight improvement in the second but still leaving with an overall feeling of disappointment and sadness.

Haha...😅👏

Don't forget that Kenny is a must to be there too (always first on the teamsheet / guest list)...drinks waiter perhaps?

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4 minutes ago, sonyc said:

Haha...😅👏

Don't forget that Kenny is a must to be there too (always first on the teamsheet / guest list)...drinks waiter perhaps?

The back four manning the door? I’m sure no one without a ticket will get by them or through them. 

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14 minutes ago, sonyc said:

Haha...😅👏

Don't forget that Kenny is a must to be there too (always first on the teamsheet / guest list)...drinks waiter perhaps?

Maybe they can ask him to be the one to give everyone instructions and give out directions? After all he does love pointing!

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4 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Maybe they can ask him to be the one to give everyone instructions and give out directions? After all he does love pointing!

Car park for Kenny then. 

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9 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said:

All armchairers or just some armchairers? 

The more portly ones get first dibs..

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