Ward Out

[Big Vince 406]

Why?

1. She has been doing a lousy job since her appointment.

2. She sleeps in the same bed as the Socialists.

3. She hasn't started paying EPL wages since her appointment.

4. She has failed to confirm that Norwich City will be getting 27 points from the last 9 games.

5. She has failed to put in a rival bid for the boy Kalvin.

6. She has failed to announce the demolition and reconstruction of the City Stand to add 8,000 new seats for next season.

7. She has failed to specify when Norwich City will be playing Juventus in a competitive fixture.

8. She is ever so guilty by association with Delia.

[Mengo 839]

1 minute ago, Big Vince said:

Why?

1. She has been doing a lousy job since her appointment.

2. She sleeps in the same bed as the Socialists.

3. She hasn't started paying EPL wages since her appointment.

4. She has failed to confirm that Norwich City will be getting 27 points from the last 9 games.

5. She has failed to put in a rival bid for the boy Kalvin.

6. She has failed to announce the demolition and reconstruction of the City Stand to add 8,000 new seats for next season.

7. She has failed to specify when Norwich City will be playing Juventus in a competitive fixture.

8. She is ever so guilty by association with Delia.

😊nothing more too add to the list. 🤣

[The Raptor 1,475]

I think you're confused. Surely you mean CHASE OUT!!

[A Load of Squit 6,059]

37 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

Why?

1. She has been doing a lousy job since her appointment.

2. She sleeps in the same bed as the Socialists.

3. She hasn't started paying EPL wages since her appointment.

4. She has failed to confirm that Norwich City will be getting 27 points from the last 9 games.

5. She has failed to put in a rival bid for the boy Kalvin.

6. She has failed to announce the demolition and reconstruction of the City Stand to add 8,000 new seats for next season.

7. She has failed to specify when Norwich City will be playing Juventus in a competitive fixture.

8. She is ever so guilty by association with Delia.

 

 

[Dr Greenthumb 782]

1 hour ago, Big Vince said:

Why?

1. She has been doing a lousy job since her appointment.

2. She sleeps in the same bed as the Socialists.

3. She hasn't started paying EPL wages since her appointment.

4. She has failed to confirm that Norwich City will be getting 27 points from the last 9 games.

5. She has failed to put in a rival bid for the boy Kalvin.

6. She has failed to announce the demolition and reconstruction of the City Stand to add 8,000 new seats for next season.

7. She has failed to specify when Norwich City will be playing Juventus in a competitive fixture.

8. She is ever so guilty by association with Delia.

That last minute equaliser yesterday must have been a sickener for you

[stratton canary 159]

Binner 

[Mullet 293]

4 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Why?

1. She has been doing a lousy job since her appointment.

2. She sleeps in the same bed as the Socialists.

3. She hasn't started paying EPL wages since her appointment.

4. She has failed to confirm that Norwich City will be getting 27 points from the last 9 games.

5. She has failed to put in a rival bid for the boy Kalvin.

6. She has failed to announce the demolition and reconstruction of the City Stand to add 8,000 new seats for next season.

7. She has failed to specify when Norwich City will be playing Juventus in a competitive fixture.

8. She is ever so guilty by association with Delia.

She fits in perfectly with the narrative of a disconnected  board of yes men and women, failing in their own way whilst giving the middle finger to the fans.

[A Load of Squit 6,059]

17 minutes ago, Mullet said:

She fits in perfectly with the narrative of a disconnected  board of yes men and women, failing in their own way whilst giving the middle finger to the fans.

I hope the club shop do this as a t-shirt. 😀

[Big Vince 406]

58 minutes ago, Mullet said:

She fits in perfectly with the narrative of a disconnected  board of yes men and women, failing in their own way whilst giving the middle finger to the fans.

Agreed.

[Big Vince 406]

It is very appalling how relaxed they all are about the prospect of yet another relegation.

Delia says well it's just sport and a rollercoaster and they just accept it all in the same casual manner as Fletch going back to HMP Slade.

[A Load of Squit 6,059]

2 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

It is very appalling how relaxed they all are about the prospect of yet another relegation.

Delia says well it's just sport and a rollercoaster and they just accept it all in the same casual manner as Fletch going back to HMP Slade.

You've found salvation, in a later sit-com Norman Stanley Fletcher eventually stopped going to prison and we were entertained by 'Going Straight', your analogy will have us 'Staying Up'.

Good work Vince.

[Big Vince 406]

14 minutes ago, A Load of Squit said:

You've found salvation, in a later sit-com Norman Stanley Fletcher eventually stopped going to prison and we were entertained by 'Going Straight', your analogy will have us 'Staying Up'.

Good work Vince.

Can't see Delia getting out of the nick she's in. Where's the money coming from?

[A Load of Squit 6,059]

1 minute ago, Big Vince said:

Can't see Delia getting out of the nick she's in. Where's the money coming from?

You very quickly lost faith in your analogy.

[Big Vince 406]

2 minutes ago, A Load of Squit said:

You very quickly lost faith in your analogy.

My analogy does not factor in spin-offs or sequels.

[A Load of Squit 6,059]

Just now, Big Vince said:

My analogy does not factor in spin-offs or sequels.

You obviously didn't think it through properly. You can't expect high standards from those you are criticising unless you do the same.

In this case you've failed.

 

[Big Vince 406]

4 minutes ago, A Load of Squit said:

You obviously didn't think it through properly. You can't expect high standards from those you are criticising unless you do the same.

In this case you've failed.

 

What are you on about? I'm not under any obligation to accept any spin offs or sequels to Porridge. For instance, it would not be the same. Imagine Grouty going straight. Grouty is Grouty because he gets his boys to do people's kneecaps. Fletch is Fletch because he habitually nicks. To ask these characters to do  180 degree turns is just not tenable as that is not what made them famous and all the impact of the original character is lost. Similarly, Delia is not going to change and everyone knows that.

[Commonsense 779]

21 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Why?

1. She has been doing a lousy job since her appointment.

2. She sleeps in the same bed as the Socialists.

3. She hasn't started paying EPL wages since her appointment.

4. She has failed to confirm that Norwich City will be getting 27 points from the last 9 games.

5. She has failed to put in a rival bid for the boy Kalvin.

6. She has failed to announce the demolition and reconstruction of the City Stand to add 8,000 new seats for next season.

7. She has failed to specify when Norwich City will be playing Juventus in a competitive fixture.

8. She is ever so guilty by association with Delia.

You’re back at last. How are things down at the shed in Portaloo Road? Looking forward to another year in League 1?

[Dr Greenthumb 782]

15 hours ago, Big Vince said:

What are you on about? I'm not under any obligation to accept any spin offs or sequels to Porridge. For instance, it would not be the same. Imagine Grouty going straight. Grouty is Grouty because he gets his boys to do people's kneecaps. Fletch is Fletch because he habitually nicks. To ask these characters to do  180 degree turns is just not tenable as that is not what made them famous and all the impact of the original character is lost. Similarly, Delia is not going to change and everyone knows that.

The only spin off comedy you are bothered about, is lingering in league one for another year

Edited March 21, 2022 by Dr Greenthumb

[Big Vince 406]

4 hours ago, Dr Greenthumb said:

The only spin off comedy you are bothered about, is lingering in league one for another year

As long as Norwich are higher than Ipswich that's alright, isn't it? There are many supporters like you which explains how the Socialists remain in post just using to the parachute payments to keep the model ticking over but not showing any ambition to advance further thus inviting Sporttalk and others to correctly pillory the club.

[TheGunnShow 7,120]

Who the heck are Sporttalk?

[Dr Greenthumb 782]

23 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

As long as Norwich are higher than Ipswich that's alright, isn't it? There are many supporters like you which explains how the Socialists remain in post just using to the parachute payments to keep the model ticking over but not showing any ambition to advance further thus inviting Sporttalk and others to correctly pillory the club.

Stop pretending you know me. If you actually had any kind of clue, I want change and don’t agree with the reasons they are in power. But I won’t sit and blame people who aren’t the problem.

You are a troll and you come on this forum basking in what is happening in this club, whilst portraying it as the worst thing ever and having a pop at whoever you feel like.

Zoe Ward hasn’t done anything wrong and she has been part of the rebuild of the mess before. The rubbish you started this post with were just jibes  to get a rise out of people. 

[ged in the onion bag 954]

You mention the 'socialists' quite a lot..... may I remind you we concluded last time and the time before that you had no idea what a 'socialist' was!      Embarrassing!    

[Big Vince 406]

5 hours ago, Dr Greenthumb said:

Stop pretending you know me. If you actually had any kind of clue, I want change and don’t agree with the reasons they are in power. But I won’t sit and blame people who aren’t the problem.

You are a troll and you come on this forum basking in what is happening in this club, whilst portraying it as the worst thing ever and having a pop at whoever you feel like.

Zoe Ward hasn’t done anything wrong and she has been part of the rebuild of the mess before. The rubbish you started this post with were just jibes  to get a rise out of people. 

Okay so we are about to have a sixth relegation under the Socialists, yet still they are not the problem, right? Every one of the six relegations has been due to some other unspecified person or persons, right? 

As for the mess before, I would suggest that the club has gone backwards in football terms since McNasty and Bowkett left. The boy Webber has improved Colney, but without being able to produce an EPL team to match the facilities. 

As for Ward having done nothing wrong, well, she like the rest of them has been an integral part of every relegation since she arrived. By now joining the board she makes herself even more blameworthy than before because she is going to bask in the casual acceptance of relegation, being part of a set up that for the first time loses to the same opponent four times in a single season and becoming the first club to be relegated from the EPL six times.

[Big Vince 406]

5 hours ago, ged in the onion bag said:

You mention the 'socialists' quite a lot..... may I remind you we concluded last time and the time before that you had no idea what a 'socialist' was!      Embarrassing!    

Okay, so Wynnie worked at The Mirror during the heydey of socialism in this country, yet he is not a socialist, right?

[Dr Greenthumb 782]

5 hours ago, Big Vince said:

Okay so we are about to have a sixth relegation under the Socialists, yet still they are not the problem, right? Every one of the six relegations has been due to some other unspecified person or persons, right? 

As for the mess before, I would suggest that the club has gone backwards in football terms since McNasty and Bowkett left. The boy Webber has improved Colney, but without being able to produce an EPL team to match the facilities. 

As for Ward having done nothing wrong, well, she like the rest of them has been an integral part of every relegation since she arrived. By now joining the board she makes herself even more blameworthy than before because she is going to bask in the casual acceptance of relegation, being part of a set up that for the first time loses to the same opponent four times in a single season and becoming the first club to be relegated from the EPL six times.

“The socialists” are a big problem. My thoughts on them were in my first paragraph.

I am a bit shocked you haven’t blamed the tea lady or the kit washers yet? You seem to be gunning at everyone in the club.

To attract players into the club, you needed modern facilities and premier league football. Webber has done that. The recruitment has been dire and that’s down to the cheap ways this football club is run in 2022, not Webber.

[Big Vince 406]

5 hours ago, Dr Greenthumb said:

“The socialists” are a big problem. My thoughts on them were in my first paragraph.

I am a bit shocked you haven’t blamed the tea lady or the kit washers yet? You seem to be gunning at everyone in the club.

To attract players into the club, you needed modern facilities and premier league football. Webber has done that. The recruitment has been dire and that’s down to the cheap ways this football club is run in 2022, not Webber.

It is wages that will attract the better players to the club, not facilities. So in that respect Colney is a white elephant. But I agree Webber is a prisoner of the budget he is given and that is down to the Socialists and them alone.

[shefcanary 2,857]

13 minutes ago, Big Vince said:

It is wages that will attract the better players to the club, not facilities. So in that respect Colney is a white elephant. But I agree Webber is a prisoner of the budget he is given and that is down to the Socialists and them alone.

Vinnie, can you save us from having to read all your bile and find the billionaire(s) who will change things, because unless you do no-one else is going to ****ing do it! 😉

 

[daly 537]

However we define success or failure we certainly fit the bill 

Well here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into

 

[Dr Greenthumb 782]

1 hour ago, Big Vince said:

It is wages that will attract the better players to the club, not facilities. So in that respect Colney is a white elephant. But I agree Webber is a prisoner of the budget he is given and that is down to the Socialists and them alone.

So you cannot remember the Sebastian Haller transfer? 

[Big Vince 406]

2 hours ago, Dr Greenthumb said:

So you cannot remember the Sebastian Haller transfer? 

No.