Chelsea frozen

[Badger 2,745]

2 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

I can recommend Archers butcher shop sausages (near the Heartsease roundabout) . No idea what the meat content is but frankly I don't care. One of the many great things about living in Norwich. 

Yes - I like these but you can still get Craske's from some Co-ops 😀

[dylanisabaddog 6,110]

Just now, Badger said:

Yes - I like these but you can still get Craske's from some Co-ops 😀

I would like to volunteer to try Craskes for the sake of this forum. Someone has to do it. I'll report back. 

[Herman 11,131]

Well done to the government for rushing these sanctions through. 🤨

[Badger 2,745]

5 minutes ago, Herman said:

Well done to the government for rushing these sanctions through. 🤨

They did it as quickly as possible, but had to wait for them to get most of their money out!

[Herman 11,131]

Just now, Badger said:

They did it as quickly as possible, but had to wait for them to get most of their money out!

Nice bit of overtime for the accountants. 

[TeemuVanBasten 3,328]

 

2 hours ago, Greavsy said:

Here is a link to what I actually posted on that date, at that time, not some edited post that you have provided. Which is pretty low, even by your standards. Chunt. 

So do the decent thing, admit you falsified that to get out of being proved wrong and pay up. Personally I think it should be doubled for you trying to avoid it, but that's up to you and your (lack of) conscience.  

You have literally no sense of humour do you? 

Hope your sorted this out Greavsy anyway, particularly if you plan on hopping on a coach to Leeds on Sunday...

On 07/03/2022 at 12:17, Greavsy said:

I have to go to a doctor's appointment now,  I smell like cabbage and suspect it is some sort of fungal infection in the crotch area.

[corbs 147]

And unbelievably we still get people saying “Norwich City”  is a laughing stock! Maybe it depends on one’s sense of humour, but I suppose it is hilarious the we are a solvent club, embedded in the community, stable board, top notch facilities, strong fan base,   with ever chance of another shot at the top tier next season. 

[Fuzzar 1,842]

Let's come up with a hilarious chant for tonight. 

[TeemuVanBasten 3,328]

5 minutes ago, Fuzzar said:

Let's come up with a hilarious chant for tonight. 

We should definitely do this...

... But should also wave bank notes at them, which is what they used to do to us. Lets not throw the £1 coins though, they used to do that too. 

 

Edited March 10, 2022 by TeemuVanBasten

[shefcanary 2,939]

Hmm like others why has it taken so long?  Because half the Tory front bench support Chelski maybe? 

Why did Abramovich deserve more time than even Putin himself?  Were the government trying to use him as a back door to Putin?  Or use him as a stalking horse in his role as President of Kamchatka?  Or is it that Chelski are seen as "too big to fail" but after the maternity hospital atrocity yesterday there are no get outs morally any more?

Still it must affect those millionaires in the Chelski squad.  Hope they have kept their insurance premiums up to date, or are they all invalidated now?  Hate to think a mis-timed Hanley tackle tonight could result in one of their players losing their livelihood (perhaps we can circulate this rumour on their dressing room, paste it on those pink walls?).

Has the playing field been levelled for us tonight?

Another added issue is that the media will descend on the Carra tonight looking for any kind of story, so expect lots of added cameras!

[A Load of Squit 6,260]

Does anyone know if Amanda Stavely has said whether this is fair?

 

[canarydan23 4,749]

45 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

I can recommend Archers butcher shop sausages (near the Heartsease roundabout) . No idea what the meat content is but frankly I don't care. One of the many great things about living in Norwich. 

Archers sausages are incredible. A few years back the city council used to do a Battle of the Bangers where the public tried sausages and voted for the best one. Archers kept winning so in the end they asked them to judge it and not enter one year, so there was a butcher's choice and people's vote award. I'm a few minutes walk away. The new(ish) Kurdish-run shop along that row is incredible as well, Family Food Store.

[Van wink 2,994]

1 hour ago, ricardo said:

Taken over by the government, so is Boris on the bench tonight?

Looks like kick off may be delayed

[nutty nigel 7,897]

Just now, canarydan23 said:

Archers sausages are incredible. A few years back the city council used to do a Battle of the Bangers where the public tried sausages and voted for the best one. Archers kept winning so in the end they asked them to judge it and not enter one year, so there was a butcher's choice and people's vote award. I'm a few minutes walk away. The new(ish) Kurdish-run shop along that row is incredible as well, Family Food Store.

Never missed Battle of the Bangers 👍👍

[canarydan23 4,749]

2 minutes ago, nutty nigel said:

Never missed Battle of the Bangers 👍👍

I miss it now 😟

[shefcanary 2,939]

6 minutes ago, A Load of Squit said:

Does anyone know if Amanda Stavely has said whether this is fair?

 

She's currently negotiating with the Saudis via the PIF to see if they can assassinate Putin like they did that journalist in Istanbul?

Edited March 10, 2022 by shefcanary

[Rottingdean canary 138]

20 minutes ago, Fuzzar said:

Let's come up with a hilarious chant for tonight. 

"You're going down with the rouble"  ????   

[Wings of a Sparrow 1,708]

You're not rich anymore...

Taken all your money, they've taken away all your money, taken all your money, they've taken away all your money...

[TeemuVanBasten 3,328]

11 minutes ago, shefcanary said:

She's currently negotiating with the Saudis via the PIF to see if they can assassinate Putin like they did that journalist in Istanbul?

But only if she gets a brokerage fee for arranging the hit.

[Greavsy 2,637]

44 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

 

You have literally no sense of humour do you? 

Hope your sorted this out Greavsy anyway, particularly if you plan on hopping on a coach to Leeds on Sunday...

Just make sure you pay your dues - im sure you wont though. 

Chunt. 

[Capt. Pants 4,973]

Well I was dreading tonight but now I'll have a spring in my step. Can't wait to rip the **** out of Chelsea fans.

Hope Boris sees this through and sends that lot down the pan. He'll have my vote.

Hopefully Bournemouth next.

[Van wink 2,994]

11 minutes ago, Wings of a Sparrow said:

You're not rich anymore...

Taken all your money, they've taken away all your money, taken all your money, they've taken away all your money...

“You can’t sell all your tickets”

[TIL 1010 5,232]

10 minutes ago, Van wink said:

“You can’t sell all your tickets”

Nor can we winky if you take a look at the stadium plan for tonight.

[shefcanary 2,939]

This is interesting

Defenders Cesar Azpilicueta, Antonio Rudiger and Andreas Christensen are all out of contract at the end of the season, leaving the senior trio in a state of short-term limbo.

Can you see them 3 being motivated tonight? #strawclutchingtime

[Rock The Boat 1,332]

5 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

I'm sure he will find some loophole.

 

After all it's illegal to not pay tax and yet can you guess how many top businessmen and companies don't pay any tax? Oh, that's right... Most of them

Technically, it's not illegal to not pay tax. 

[......and Smith must score. 1,587]

5 hours ago, Monty13 said:

Wave some 20 pound notes at them 😂 

That’s undercooking it a bit…….50’s would be better

[Van wink 2,994]

52 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

Nor can we winky if you take a look at the stadium plan for tonight.

"Chelsea cannot sell any new tickets to supporters, but all tickets sold before March 10 will be honoured."

At least in our case they can be sold, if anyone wants to buy 😃

 

[Greavsy 2,637]

28 minutes ago, Rock The Boat said:

Technically, it's not illegal to not pay tax. 

Tax evasion is illegal. 

Avoidance isn't. 

You are correct RTB

[TeemuVanBasten 3,328]

45 minutes ago, Rock The Boat said:

Technically, it's not illegal to not pay tax. 

Some people don't exceed the tax thresholds so are liable to 0% tax.

Although of course they do still pay tax, almost every time they buy something, its called VAT.

[Greavsy 2,637]

7 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Some people don't exceed the tax thresholds so are liable to 0% tax.

Although of course they do still pay tax, almost every time they buy something, its called VAT.

0% tax is different to no tax.