Chelsea frozen

[dylanisabaddog 6,122]

24 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

I'm sure he will find some loophole.

 

After all it's illegal to not pay tax and yet can you guess how many top businessmen and companies don't pay any tax? Oh, that's right... Most of them

Millions of people in this country don't pay tax🤔

[wcorkcanary 4,774]

10 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Just wait until you hear about 50 pound notes.

 

Not even sure they exist!

£50s are a pain in the hole, when I change money to come over, I order 20s as 50s are not popular  in shops etc.  Over here a €50 is very common and widely accepted, they do squeak a bit with a €200 note and I've never seen a €500 note in real life  , just seen there is  a  €1000 note!!

Edited March 10, 2022 by wcorkcanary

[duke63 736]

Just now, TIL 1010 said:

No income and assets frozen so how are the players going to be paid ?

I'm pretty sure Abramovich would have made sure their was cash in the bank for the short term.

[Son Ova Gunn 165]

1 minute ago, duke63 said:

Best part is they cannot buy or sell players.

Sale will be done by the next transfer window I guess. In reality I don’t see this having an impact on the club. The 20k cap on travel to games will be sidestepped (wasn’t 20k the player fine for being late to the bus under Frank) as will everything else.

[duke63 736]

Just now, Son Ova Gunn said:

Sale will be done by the next transfer window I guess. In reality I don’t see this having an impact on the club. The 20k cap on travel to games will be sidestepped (wasn’t 20k the player fine for being late to the bus under Frank) as will everything else.

It cannot be sold whilst he is sanctioned.

[dylanisabaddog 6,122]

1 minute ago, TIL 1010 said:

No income and assets frozen so how are the players going to be paid ?

They have been given licence to continue paying staff. 

 

[KiwiScot 1,684]

Quick flick at the news highlights the goverment will provide the club with a special license to continue playing and paying staff

[hogesar 10,728]

There'll still be some on here hoping he comes and buys our club 😃

 

2 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

No income and assets frozen so how are the players going to be paid ?

I have no idea how this works, but I assume as they're contracted and in theory have a legal right not to be negatively effected from this, that the club can honour its financial commitments through it's current cash balance. No idea, but you'd assume that's the case.

[TeemuVanBasten 3,328]

17 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

A job for @TeemuVanBasten. Have to grab these opportunities when they present themselves. 

Well I wouldn't want to place the philanthropic burden on those who can't afford a 65 pence per week increase in season ticket prices would I.

Should tap up @wcorkcanary for assistance though, hes a member of the landed gentry and looks down at people who eat peasant food like sausages, he said so the other day.

[Son Ova Gunn 165]

1 minute ago, duke63 said:

It cannot be sold whilst he is sanctioned.

He won’t get a profit from any sale, but it will be sold ‘for the good of the game’ or some such justification 

[Greavsy 2,639]

18 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Would let those pr*cks starve unless they promise to take back Billy Gilmour immediately.

Thats the spirit! 

[duke63 736]

2 minutes ago, Son Ova Gunn said:

He won’t get a profit from any sale, but it will be sold ‘for the good of the game’ or some such justification 

But he cannot sell whether at a profit or loss. He is no allowed to make financial transactions.

[wcorkcanary 4,774]

1 minute ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Well I wouldn't want to place the philanthropic burden on those who can't afford a 65 pence per week increase in season ticket prices would I.

Should tap up @wcorkcanary for assistance though, hes a member of the landed gentry and looks down at people who eat peasant food like sausages, he said so the other day.

Wrong, shoitstirrer, I said I wouldn't eat sausage rolls from Greggs, and pity the fool that does. Decent sausages are not expensive, just not cheap, eat less move more.. helps one not get too TuBby....oh and try to incorporate  some fresh veg( chips don't count).

[dylanisabaddog 6,122]

9 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Does that mean we are stuck with Billy...............forever....................

Welcome to Hell Greavsy😂

[wcorkcanary 4,774]

2 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Thats the spirit! 

 Always the philanthropist , our TuBby. 😉😉😇 he's so funny,..... Mr  hairTrigger. Who then has  to  back track, delete, edit, cover tracks , deny, insult  and obfuscate with whataboutery.  Pure entertainment!! Keep it up TuBs... if you can. 

[Badger 2,745]

Looking at the political map of London, I can't imagine that they will want to do much damage to Chelsea in the long term. I suspect "arrangements" will be made in "everybody' interest."

Wimbledon and Kensington look particularly vulnerable to even a small swing. Three Tory seats in South London with majorities of less than 700 + several others nearby are quite marginal.

Edited March 10, 2022 by Badger
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[TIL 1010 5,242]

11 minutes ago, duke63 said:

I'm pretty sure Abramovich would have made sure their was cash in the bank for the short term.

Surely that would be an asset ?

[dylanisabaddog 6,122]

2 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said:

Wrong, shoitstirrer, I said I wouldn't eat sausage rolls from Greggs, and pity the fool that does. Decent sausages are not expensive, just not cheap, eat less move more.. helps one not get too TuBby....oh and try to incorporate  some fresh veg( chips don't count).

Believe it or not, lettuce doesn't count either! Turns out I've only been eating 4 a day 😱

[Monty13 2,736]

15 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Does that mean we are stuck with Billy...............forever....................

On a serious note I wonder what happens if we have anything left to pay for him?

[Greavsy 2,639]

10 minutes ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Well I wouldn't want to place the philanthropic burden on those who can't afford a 65 pence per week increase in season ticket prices would I.

Should tap up @wcorkcanary for assistance though, hes a member of the landed gentry and looks down at people who eat peasant food like sausages, he said so the other day.

Please feel free to provide the quote where I said I couldn't afford it - Ill wait. Feel free to do it in work time too - like usual! 

Dont confuse not agreeing with it - to not being able to afford it. Obviously that doesn't suit your agenda though does it, chunt. 

Also, How do the sausages compare to your organic avocado offering? 

[Yellow Fever 4,415]

I think it should be at least a 50 point deduction !

Edited March 10, 2022 by Yellow Fever

[wcorkcanary 4,774]

1 minute ago, dylanisabaddog said:

Believe it or not, lettuce doesn't count either! Turns out I've only been eating 4 a day 😱

Lettuce is handy in that it takes time to digest, leaving you feeling fuller for longer, so though not particularly  useful nutritionally,  should help anyone who struggles with obesity.  Tbf decent chips in moderation aren't  the worst thing you can eat,, but a greggs sausage roll is fairly scraping  the barrel .

[Greavsy 2,639]

1 minute ago, wcorkcanary said:

but a greggs sausage roll is fairly scraping  the barrel .

literally I would imagine! 

Arent they one of your five either? !

Edited March 10, 2022 by Greavsy

[wcorkcanary 4,774]

1 minute ago, Greavsy said:

Please feel free to provide the quote where I said I couldn't afford it - Ill wait. Feel free to do it in work time too - like usual! 

Dont confuse not agreeing with it - to not being able to afford it. Obviously that doesn't suit your agenda though does it, chunt. 

Also, How do the sausages compare to your organic avocado offering? 

Brilliant Greavsyo,  his hypocrisy  knows no bounds, prepare yourself to be insulted or ignored.

[TeemuVanBasten 3,328]

7 minutes ago, Badger said:

Looking at the political map of London, I can't imagine that they will want to do much damage to Chelsea in the long term. I suspect "arrangements" will be made in "everybody' interest."

Hope you aren't expecting us to pinpoint which one of those constituencies is is Kensington & Chelsea as I haven't a clue, I'm sure that @wcorkcanary will know as he mixes in those types of circles as a member of the landed gentry, flies over with his stash of 50's for Harrods and to sneer at the poor people who go to Greggs because they can't afford premium sausage rolls.

Edited March 10, 2022 by TeemuVanBasten

[Greavsy 2,639]

2 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said:

I think it should be at least a 50 point deduction !

Imagine that - They get relegated as a result together with Everton. 

A Fat Frank Double! 

[Badger 2,745]

6 minutes ago, dylanisabaddog said:

I've only been eating 4 a day 😱

5 a day is so twentieth century!

Needs to be much more than this I'm afraid, including 30 different types of plant/ seed or nut each week 😇

[TeemuVanBasten 3,328]

4 minutes ago, Greavsy said:

Please feel free to provide the quote where I said I couldn't afford it - Ill wait. Feel free to do it in work time too - like usual! 

Dont confuse not agreeing with it - to not being able to afford it. Obviously that doesn't suit your agenda though does it, chunt. 

Also, How do the sausages compare to your organic avocado offering? 

My actual lunch that day was a 70p tin of soup and a slice of Hovis, don't tell wcorkcanary he thinks Waitrose is a budget supermarket.

[Greavsy 2,639]

1 minute ago, wcorkcanary said:

Brilliant Greavsyo,  his hypocrisy  knows no bounds, prepare yourself to continue to  be insulted or ignored (hopefully)

fixed that for you Corkio! 

[wcorkcanary 4,774]

1 minute ago, TeemuVanBasten said:

Hope you aren't expecting us to pinpoint which one of those constituencies is is Kensington & Chelsea as I haven't a clue, I'm sure that @wcorkcanary will know as he mixes in those types of circles as a member of the landed gentry, flies over with his stash of 50's for Harrods and to sneer at the poor people who go to Greggs because they can't afford premium sausage rolls.

How stupid are you? I clearly explained I ask for 20s when I change money, not  my fault you see everything through jealousy tinted glasses,  how's the  multi property portfolio ,oh man of the people?  Stop making yourself look pathetic and stupid...unless if course you can't help it ..and actually are pathetic  and stupid,  unable to comprehend a basic sentence  .