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VAR are having a look. They said as it's Man U they are going to see if they can give them an extra penalty...

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Pinocchio was hoping the brightness of his stewards jacket would detract attention from his nose!  

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Wings of a Sparrow said:

Oh come on, it's quite funny. (That's not my answer).

How about he was feeling a bit lighter-headed, so he had lay down.

That's a much better effort than CanaryKing's.

What about:

"Man Utd player breaks down in tears after love length comes up short compared to Portuguese Penises."

or

"Tw*ts in red refused hugs by locals while colleague checks grass for missing eye ball."

or

"Man Utd player b*ggered on pitch by Portuguese sex ring."

or

"Simply C*nts."

OTBC

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Competitors speculate about the size of the one that got away during this year’s annual Leeds worm pulling completion. 

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