Norfolk Dan 304 Posted February 21, 2022 Bored and Cambridge is not posting anything worth reading.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARYKING 634 Posted February 21, 2022 Not funny , hit on the head with a lighter by a Leeds scum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted February 21, 2022 36 minutes ago, CANARYKING said: "Not funny , hit on the head with a lighter by a Leeds scum" It's not very catchy as captions go CanaryKing. Accurate but a tad dull. OTBC 1 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,385 Posted February 21, 2022 (edited) Oh come on, it's quite funny. (That's not my answer). How about he was feeling a bit lighter-headed, so he had a lay down. Edited February 21, 2022 by Wings of a Sparrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted February 21, 2022 (edited) VAR are having a look. They said as it's Man U they are going to see if they can give them an extra penalty... Edited February 21, 2022 by First Wazzock 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,398 Posted February 21, 2022 Pinocchio was hoping the brightness of his stewards jacket would detract attention from his nose! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted February 21, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Wings of a Sparrow said: Oh come on, it's quite funny. (That's not my answer). How about he was feeling a bit lighter-headed, so he had lay down. That's a much better effort than CanaryKing's. What about: "Man Utd player breaks down in tears after love length comes up short compared to Portuguese Penises." or "Tw*ts in red refused hugs by locals while colleague checks grass for missing eye ball." or "Man Utd player b*ggered on pitch by Portuguese sex ring." or "Simply C*nts." OTBC Edited February 21, 2022 by Disco Dales Jockstrap 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted February 21, 2022 Ex ManU biggest hampton holder breaks down after Ronaldo and Goofy beat his by an inch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Pants 4,092 Posted February 21, 2022 Funny how Fred and McTominay are totally bored with it, and Fernandes is laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JPukks 34 Posted February 21, 2022 Now Cristiano and Bruno what is the average gap between Norwich and Ipswich? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted February 21, 2022 Christiano and Bruno have just seen John Holmes pitch side naked and ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,516 Posted February 21, 2022 See I told you that you would all miss me when I quit the thread making 😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
astro 353 Posted February 21, 2022 (edited) Competitors speculate about the size of the one that got away during this year’s annual Leeds worm pulling completion. Edited February 21, 2022 by astro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrD66M 95 Posted February 21, 2022 A promising but soon-to-be-ex-professional-footballer gets a little wrath from fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Besthorpe-48 102 Posted February 22, 2022 Two wides makes bowler cry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,110 Posted February 22, 2022 "fans in London distraught after red devil hit by dirty lighter" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites