A Load of Squit 5,134 Posted January 6, 2022 Looking forward to his episode of Nothing to Declare/Border Security: Australias Front Line. Hope he has a suitcase full of undeclared food,. 😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rock The Boat 1,326 Posted January 6, 2022 49 minutes ago, A Load of Squit said: Looking forward to his episode of Nothing to Declare/Border Security: Australias Front Line. Hope he has a suitcase full of undeclared food,. 😀 Shouldn't this be in the ’Stuff you've thought of but it's too dull for conversation' thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,932 Posted January 6, 2022 Still lasted longer in Australia than an England innings. 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Fever 3,749 Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, TheGunnShow said: Still lasted longer in Australia than an England innings. Reminds me of one of my fav jokes. Pom (in this case Serb) at Oz immigration/customs - "Do you have anything to declare - Criminal Record, Vaccine etc. ?' Reply - "Didn't think you needed one anymore" 😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,932 Posted January 6, 2022 Just now, Yellow Fever said: Reminds me of one of my fav jokes. Pom (in this case Serb) at Oz immigration/customs - "Do you have anything to declare - Criminal Record, Vaccine etc. ?' Reply - "Didn't think you needed one anymore" 😉 Same thing happened to me, a native-standard German speaker, when going to Warsaw. Polish border official: Name? TGS: Steve. Polish border official: Occupation? TGS: No, just visiting. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Fever 3,749 Posted January 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said: Same thing happened to me, a native-standard German speaker, when going to Warsaw. Polish border official: Name? TGS: Steve. Polish border official: Occupation? TGS: No, just visiting. I love all the little jokes between friends in neighboring (or even principality states) nations. Some good one between Norway and Sweden. Norwegian Prof goes to Swedish University - "When I work in Sweden the average IQ of both countries will rise......" As to Poland - used to visit there a lot and it always amazed me how their Christmas decorations would go on right into February if I recall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,932 Posted January 6, 2022 49 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said: I love all the little jokes between friends in neighboring (or even principality states) nations. Some good one between Norway and Sweden. Norwegian Prof goes to Swedish University - "When I work in Sweden the average IQ of both countries will rise......" As to Poland - used to visit there a lot and it always amazed me how their Christmas decorations would go on right into February if I recall. In that case, if you've not heard of the SATW comic, enjoy.Everything is relative - Scandinavia and the World (satwcomic.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Block Y Seat 176 80 Posted January 6, 2022 I just keep thinking of Djokovic in his hotel room with a couple of bags of rackets 🤔😉😤🤯👹🤬😂😂😂😂 and a neighbour banging on the wall shouting “ can you PLEASE keep that racket down”! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxy2600 297 Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Herman said: Novax Dorkovich 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted January 6, 2022 Well now the Serbs are upset. Funny that. Such lovely people. Ask the Bosnians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted January 7, 2022 5 hours ago, keelansgrandad said: Well now the Serbs are upset. Funny that. Such lovely people. Ask the Bosnians. Didn't they have a bit of a punch up with the Croatians at the Aussie Open? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted January 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Herman said: Didn't they have a bit of a punch up with the Croatians at the Aussie Open? My neighbour in NZ was a Croatian and in the mid 70s he kept saying that the Serbs were planning something. Of course Yugoslavia was one nation then. And he kept saying that the Serbs were either Russian backed or ethnic separatists. And he feared a domination by the Serbs which is why he left for NZ. He said that when Serbia became a monarchy several centuries earlier, they took territory from other Slavic nations and after WWI and the formation of Yugoslavia, they became the dominant state. I asked him as a Croat, why they had sided with Germany during WWII, he said they didn't much like Germany either but hated the Serbs even more. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigFish 1,986 Posted January 7, 2022 On 06/01/2022 at 12:53, Yellow Fever said: As to Poland - used to visit there a lot and it always amazed me how their Christmas decorations would go on right into February if I recall. By was of trivia it is a tradition the Queen also follows e.g. leaving the decs up until Candlemass (2nd Feb) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,932 Posted January 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Herman said: Didn't they have a bit of a punch up with the Croatians at the Aussie Open? Heh, usually the Serbs and the Croats can be well and truly relied to get ready to rumble. Or the Serbs and Albanians. Mind you, the Hungarians and Romanians don't usually pair up too well in a football match. Pretty sure Orban and his ilk have made it worse, prodding the Szekler minority in Romania. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,932 Posted January 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Herman said: Wait, if he got a criminal record from that, wouldn't he pass the entry requirements anyway? 😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted January 8, 2022 Criminal record = ok, you're in. Dirt on your boots = get stuffed mate. 😀 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted January 8, 2022 Can he play cricket? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,554 Posted January 8, 2022 It now transpires he was tested positive and the next day went maskless at a very much not socially distanced event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Well b back 3,190 Posted January 8, 2022 I see Farage has joined the slating of Australia there’s a shock. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Fever 3,749 Posted January 8, 2022 3 hours ago, PurpleCanary said: It now transpires he was tested positive and the next day went maskless at a very much not socially distanced event. Something is starting to smell about this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted January 9, 2022 13 hours ago, Yellow Fever said: Something is starting to smell about this. I think the he has caught tory disease. More commonly known as lying his backside off with lots of evidence to show he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,423 Posted January 9, 2022 Australia is a meme country at this point. It’s a nightmare. Shows you how resistant you have to be against tyranny or you’ll end up like wales or Australia, who, let’s face it, aren’t real countries anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted January 9, 2022 23 hours ago, Well b back said: I see Farage has joined the slating of Australia there’s a shock. Would you believe that he is desperate for any attention?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Apples 1,317 Posted January 9, 2022 Poor Novak, does he not have someone there to hand him a towel every 15 seconds? Tennis...it's not even a real sport. 😴🤣 Apples Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted January 9, 2022 What happened to all the people that travelled with him? Were they all booted out or sat in a nice hotel too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,423 Posted January 10, 2022 😂😂😂 Australia is a joke country😂😂😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,717 Posted January 10, 2022 But I thought you gammon wanted us to have an immigration system like Australia? Bit confusing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,423 Posted January 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, Herman said: But I thought you gammon wanted us to have an immigration system like Australia? Bit confusing. What is confusing is the fact you selectively use the reply button you freak 😂 If I’m gammon you’re tofu you soft c&£t 🤣🤣 get mad for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
