Delia's New Cook Book

[Lord Horn (again) 129]

I see our beloved owner has a new book out.  Features such recipes as:-

Roasted Headless Chickens

Pasta Ball (to the opposition)

Norwich Mess

Musselled Out

Tagiatelly Pundits (were right)

 

[Mello Yello 2,280]

Boiled beef and Carrow rots.....

[TheGunnShow 5,932]

I'm guessing it's served up with a snakebite in the Snake Pit.

[cambridgeshire canary 6,675]

Some spoiled turnovers..

[Herman 9,713]

How to roast a turnip.

[Capt. Pants 4,195]

Turd in the Hole with added Dowell

[Making Plans 936]

The 2020 version of Norfolk Dumplings

Artic Rollover

Canaries On Toast

Pasta Sell By Date

No Game Plan Pie

 

 

 

 

 

[Making Plans 936]

Rabbit In The Headlights Casserole

Couldn't Give A Fig Pie

Scotch Bad Egg

 

[Midlands Yellow 3,934]

Baphony Pie or I-scream Gonut. 

[Mr Angry 1,545]

This is a great idea and you can try it with other owners too-how about West Ham’s joint owner, the pornographer David Sullivan?

[Midlands Yellow 3,934]

9 minutes ago, Mr Angry said:

This is a great idea and you can try it with other owners too-how about West Ham’s joint owner, the pornographer David Sullivan?

Leave that one for fans who support West Ham perhaps? That said, **** on the cob for starters. 

Edited December 30, 2021 by Midlands Yellow

[Herman 9,713]

6 minutes ago, Mr Angry said:

This is a great idea and you can try it with other owners too-how about West Ham’s joint owner, the pornographer David Sullivan?

Coq-au-van.

[Mr Angry 1,545]

43 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said:

Leave that one for fans who support West Ham perhaps? That said, **** on the cob for starters. 

Personally I’d prefer to take the p1ss out of other clubs rather than my own.

[......and Smith must score. 1,334]

1 hour ago, Mr Angry said:

Personally I’d prefer to take the p1ss out of other clubs rather than my own.

So do I but when things are this bad what else can you do ?

[Midlands Yellow 3,934]

7 minutes ago, ......and Smith must score. said:

So do I but when things are this bad what else can you do ?

Join in. 

[lake district canary 4,531]

There is section in it called "Just Desserts" - there's one in there called "Half Baked Alaska"  where you cook the dish for part of the time, take it out of the oven and throw away the main ingredient and put in something else. Not surprisingly, the end result doesn't look great nor taste good. 😐

 

[Mr Angry 1,545]

11 minutes ago, lake district canary said:

There is section in it called "Just Desserts" - there's one in there called "Half Baked Alaska"  where you cook the dish for part of the time, take it out of the oven and throw away the main ingredient and put in something else. Not surprisingly, the end result doesn't look great nor taste good. 😐

 

Do you have any culinary advice for a chef-let’s say that he’s German for the sake of argument-who keeps on cooking the same dish in exactly the same way and always gets the same disappointing result?

[Midlands Yellow 3,934]

2 minutes ago, Mr Angry said:

Do you have any culinary advice for a chef-let’s say that he’s German for the sake of argument-who keeps on cooking the same dish in exactly the same way and always gets the same disappointing result?

It’s only a bit of fun Tom. 

[Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891]

2 hours ago, Mr Angry said:

This is a great idea and you can try it with other owners too-how about West Ham’s joint owner, the pornographer David Sullivan?

Wynn-Jones Bang her and sMash.

Delia's moist Cream Pie

Let's be Bukkak e Udon ya

Any good?

OTBC

Edited December 30, 2021 by Disco Dales Jockstrap

[Uncle Fred 526]

Self funding pie made with self funding flour 

[TIL 1010 4,722]

4 hours ago, Mr Angry said:

This is a great idea and you can try it with other owners too-how about West Ham’s joint owner, the pornographer David Sullivan?

Spotted D ick.

[Herman 9,713]

39 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said:

Self funding pie made with self funding flour 

Your favourite, half and half pie.😉

[Dr Greenthumb 746]

Every ingredient is no frills and topped off with a glass of wine

[Capt. Pants 4,195]

Toast

[Helsinki canary 240]

Instructions:
Use well beaten dregs, keep them on the bottom level to ensure they don’t over cook, hold onto the unused ones even if they are well passed their sell by date as someone might want to use them, consume any left over chardonnay to blur out any unwanted disturbances, only use unripened fruits and vegetables to increase the shelf life and once ripe flog them off to your neighbour for a profit and continue to use unripe or half cooked products to save costs. Once ready serve on a plate with a half eaten scampi. 

 

[Yobocop 1,095]

Pancakes and Maple Syrupp 

Pukki Pies 

Angus Steak made with Idahtificial colourings 

[Rock The Boat 1,325]

Roasted Faggots

 

[Naturalcynic 628]

Sausage in cider?

[keelansgrandad 6,679]

Meet Balls (in the Gunn Club)

Tim Gruel

and a hot Toddy