cambridgeshire canary 6,691 Posted December 6, 2021 Who's scoring? Who's getting booked? Will Man United beat us by 4, 5, 6 or 7 goals? Will Ronaldo score a hat trick? Make your predictions here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted December 6, 2021 The usual suspect players will go missing and let the the whole club down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,428 Posted December 6, 2021 You don’t really want to know Cambridge .  Skip Man Utd and start a thread for Villa . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,412 Posted December 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Graham Paddons Beard said:  Skip Man Utd and start a thread for Villa . He needs no encouragement! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,691 Posted December 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Greavsy said: He needs no encouragement! I am too cool for this board, I do what I want 😎 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 936 Posted December 6, 2021 We will play in yellow shirts and they will play in red shirts. It's only a prediction though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nora's Ghost 157 Posted December 6, 2021 Delia will fall asleep in the second half. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worthy Nigelton 1,043 Posted December 6, 2021 McLean will start, we will get overrun in midfield even by Fred and McTominay, United will win 2 or 3-0, people will blame Sargent, MOTD will comment how Gilmour was incredible and highlight him picking the ball up from Gibson and squaring it 10 yards to Williams as evidence of his quality, Pukki will work his socks off, Tzolis will come on and be crap, many on here will start questioning whether Smith is any better than Farke, Webber will know for sure now that he has signed absolute dross. Anything else I've missed? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 936 Posted December 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Worthy Nigelton said: McLean will start, we will get overrun in midfield even by Fred and McTominay, United will win 2 or 3-0, people will blame Sargent, MOTD will comment how Gilmour was incredible and highlight him picking the ball up from Gibson and squaring it 10 yards to Williams as evidence of his quality, Pukki will work his socks off, Tzolis will come on and be crap, many on here will start questioning whether Smith is any better than Farke, Webber will know for sure now that he has signed absolute dross. Anything else I've missed? Yes, you didn't predict which players were going to score our 3 goals or at what time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,769 Posted December 6, 2021 0-4 if I try to put a positive spin on it I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worthy Nigelton 1,043 Posted December 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Making Plans said: Yes, you didn't predict which players were going to score our 3 goals or at what time Pukki some time between 0 and 90 minutes + injury time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghoul 12 Posted December 6, 2021 Ronaldo hatrick. We lose by 6 goals. General play prediction we'll string passes together for long periods while manure sit and wait for us to **** up, then break quickly and score. Rinse, repeat. I do really really hope I'm wrong though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted December 6, 2021 Its a six pointer. We aren't far behind them and they will be nervous. If we don't take them serious we could come a cropper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pete 318 Posted December 6, 2021 Depends who we can put out, we will still lose. But an effective midfield protecting the defence could keep it to 3 or 4. Sorensen after yesterdays cameo showed he can operate as DM playing alongside Normann, and Gilmour to pull the strings higher up the pitch we can give them a game. Need to find another midfielder, who?  Cantwell to be brought back as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crab man 164 Posted December 6, 2021 We'll stand around star struck for the first 45 whilst shipping 3 goals. full time prediction 4-1Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,428 Posted December 6, 2021 We will get Micheal Oliver or Andre Mariner as it’s Man Utd and Ralph Rangunick or however it’s spelt will be the media’s attention . Ronaldo will be assistant referee .  After a tight start MUFC will take the lead after 2 mins  through McTominay , who will then knee slide the length of Carrow Road as Gilmour joins in with the Scottish celebrations before being reminded that he is the Norwich POTS elect.  Gilmour will be outstanding . Cantwell will miss out due to personal reasons / breaking a finger nail in training . Sargent will miss three open goals. In the post match interview Webber will complain about the booing as the fifth goal goes in (at half time) , and admit that he sent Smith into war with an unloaded Royal Enfield rifle as it was all we could afford .  Smith won’t care as he is just happy to have a job having just been sacked by a team who subsequently won three in a row .  Farke (with Frank Lampard as his assistant) is then announced at the new Binners manager , and I throw myself off County Hall.   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,935 Posted December 6, 2021 The United that turned up for the first half against Palace would be pretty worrying as they really got a press on and shoved Palace back. At the same time, I'd fancy our chances of getting a goal with Maguire in their defence as let's face it, he's bang out of form. I can see us putting up a pretty stern fight at times but in a manner not too dissimilar to the Tottenham defeat, get beaten by a side that's more clinical in both boxes. Probably a 1-3 defeat, Pukki getting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Don’t be Krul 399 Posted December 6, 2021 I think if we get 0 we'll have done well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icecream Snow 761 Posted December 6, 2021 I'm going to be optimistic and predict that Man United will only win 3473-0 😛 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crispeduk 282 Posted December 6, 2021 If it goes to 0-5, that’ll make it identical points and goals for and against totals for Deano’s first five and Daniel’s last five games. Then we can all argue about whether there’s been a new gaffer bounce to fill in the time up to Christmas. 😇  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,413 Posted December 6, 2021 I can only anticipate a damn good thrashing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tilt 12 Posted December 6, 2021 Prediction: Cantwell - desperate to play against Ronaldo - suddenly recovers and makes starting XI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooty57 403 Posted December 6, 2021 Prediction: Pain, and more slagging from the MOTD canary stranglers, as we continue on our way through a very challenging December. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,205 Posted December 6, 2021 Win for Norwich. 2-1 Time for our shock result of the season. There's alway one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,289 Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Wings of a Sparrow said: I can only anticipate a damn good thrashing. ....Couldn't resist.....someone had to..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazinOZ 4 Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, The Raptor said: Win for Norwich. 2-1 Time for our shock result of the season. There's alway one. Yep, I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KernowCanary 214 Posted December 6, 2021 (edited) I’m going for a gutsy 0-0 draw. Got to be positive I guess and keep oversized Adam’s apple pretty boy at bay. Edited December 6, 2021 by KernowCanary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,769 Posted December 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Sooty57 said: Prediction: Pain, and more slagging from the MOTD canary stranglers, as we continue on our way through a very challenging December. MOTD will give even less of a **** about us this week, all about United. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 26 Posted December 7, 2021 14 hours ago, Ken Hairy said: MOTD will give even less of a **** about us this week, all about United. True but in fairness almost everyone in the country other than Norwich will be more bothered about United. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites