Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, Mello Yello said: The fawning front row closest to the illustrious board will all be wearing these...... And putting her one in behind the bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,352 Posted November 25, 2021 Im living 5 mins from the ground. Got my letter ready . And then decided not to go . It’s freezing out there 🥶 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,656 Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, Midlands Yellow said: And putting her one in behind the bar. Oh Matron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Doors are open, looks like fun tonight. Is that Lakey and Hoggy? Crazy kids! I see Til's pushed the boat out this year for best dressed... OTBC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said: Oh Matron. Strippers and bingo in the intermission tonight Til. Box of mince pies (irresistible range all butter) prize for a full house Edited November 25, 2021 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,656 Posted November 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Strippers and bingo in the intermission tonight Til. Don't tell @Uncle Fred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Strippers and bingo in the intermission tonight Til. 1 minute ago, TIL 1010 said: Don't tell @Uncle Fred Uncle Fred is the stripper. OTBC Edited November 25, 2021 by Disco Dales Jockstrap 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: Is that Lakey and Hoggy? Crazy kids! I see Til's pushed the boat out this year for best dressed... OTBC Wait until you see what Alex is wearing!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,352 Posted November 25, 2021 I see from my agenda that Nephew Tom is up for re election as he retires by rotation. Is that similar to a gentleman’s excuse me ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 497 Posted November 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Mello Yello said: Front Row?..... More chance of meeting Elvis at your local fish shop than getting on the front row Done and dusted by 5 pm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,227 Posted November 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Strippers and bingo in the intermission tonight Til Not usually a big fan of puppeteers, but Strippers the dog and bingo the cat were great during the 2017 summer season in Yarmouth. When Strippers runs off with the sausages yelling "Where's me bloody camel?" had us all in stiches, Bingo had let them all loose but told us (The audience) to be quiet.. Oh so funny. Thomas will love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Midlands Yellow said: Wait until you see what Alex is wearing!! OTBC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: OTBC Ok, your there and watched him enter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted November 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: Uncle Fred is the stripper. OTBC My outfit is ready 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, Graham Paddons Beard said: Im living 5 mins from the ground. Got my letter ready . And then decided not to go . It’s freezing out there 🥶 Your loss, tonight will be the best one ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 497 Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Midlands Yellow said: I think it’s a fancy dress theme tonight so just try your luck. 1 hour ago, Sheva said: Do you need a pre arranged invitation or can you just turn up on the night. Never bothered before or just not able to attend ? Can a share holder bring another family member? You can have my pass for twenty quid I’ll wait at the door wearing my Farke Mask Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Uncle Fred said: My outfit is ready Who’s showing off after a summer at the gym? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Uncle Fred said: My outfit is ready I bet all those fans after a front row seat are now doubly gutted they didn't get one. I note you didn't show a back view - always leave your audience wanting more, ay Fred? Ever the professional! Do you have a stage name? OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: I bet all those fans after a front row seat are now doubly gutted they didn't get one. I note you didn't show a back view - always leave your audience wanting more, ay Fred? Ever the professional! Do you have a stage name? OTBC Blue Boots. Edited November 25, 2021 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,265 Posted November 25, 2021 49 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: I bet all those fans after a front row seat are now doubly gutted they didn't get one. I note you didn't show a back view - always leave your audience wanting more, ay Fred? Ever the professional! Do you have a stage name? OTBC "Slim Slammer" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,314 Posted November 25, 2021 33 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Blue Boots. More like Blue Balls 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 Get your streams on, strippers in 20 minutes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 Webber just announced a meat raffle will conclude tonight’s meeting. All proceeds going to his summer holiday fund. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christoph Stiepermann 1,120 Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) In terms of important stuff so far we have: Webber staying on a rolling contract - Was going to go work abroad and probably outside football but covid has delayed that No money to spend in Jan We get investment inquiries all the time but most aren't serious, ones that are make it through a vetting process get passed onto Delia and Micheal - Presumably then they been have turned down or not considered some offers good enough Not looking for outside investment but would potentially be open to it Stadium expansion still not progressed into serious plans but when it comes it will be the City stand Nothing groundbreaking so far, other questions have been on diversity and fan engagement Edited November 25, 2021 by Christoph Stiepermann Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) "....and now, without further delay, a man I'm a great fan of and I know you all are to. Accompanied tonight by his stripper troupe, let's all give a warm Norwich City welcome to Uncle Fred...aka Captain Scampi and his Fishy Fingered exotic dancers!" OTBC Edited November 25, 2021 by Disco Dales Jockstrap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 What were the strippers like? Lack of updates is frustrating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, Midlands Yellow said: What were the strippers like? Lack of updates is frustrating. I hear from one of my insiders that the end of Uncle Fred's routine brought the house down; a 5 minute standing ovation no less! No one had ever seen the like. 'The Human Scampi Machine Gun' he called it. All to the tune of 'War' by Edwin Starr. Quite how he managed to fire scampi out of THERE I'll never know; I don't even want to think about how he got it all up there in the first place... Delia lost 3 teeth and her left leg below the knee, Michael Wynn-Jones went into cardiac arrest and Nephew Tom ate his body weight in scampi as he launched himself from table to table gobbling up Fred's tarnished offerings like they were manna from heaven. Poor lad doesn't get out much; he's now having his stomach pumped by Jeremy Goss and Captain Canary. Uncle Fred was offered the same gig for 2022 on the spot. Result! OTBC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,530 Posted November 25, 2021 A bit disingenuous from the Smiths tonight: Bernie from Norfolk next. He is keen to see a supporter representative on the board. Tom Smith says Norwich City have five supporters already on the board. Delia Smith: 'If we took another fan on the board who was a supporter, they would be another supporter.' Which slides past the point that a proper supporter representative on the board would be elected by the fans rather than being invited to join by the majority shareholders and the other directors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,825 Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Disco Dales Jockstrap said: I hear from one of my insiders that the end of Uncle Fred's routine brought the house down; a 5 minute standing ovation no less! No one had ever seen the like. 'The Human Scampi Machine Gun' he called it. All to the tune of 'War' by Edwin Starr. Quite how he managed to fire scampi out of THERE I'll never know; I don't even want to think about how he got it all up there in the first place... Delia lost 3 teeth and her left leg below the knee, Michael Wynn-Jones went into cardiac arrest and Nephew Tom ate his body weight in scampi as he launched himself from table to table gobbling up Fred's tarnished offerings like they were manna from heaven. Poor lad doesn't get out much; he's now having his stomach pumped by Jeremy Goss and Captain Canary. Uncle Fred was offered the same gig for 2022 on the spot. Result! OTBC Praise the Lord for that update. I guess Hoggy is washing the fine Crystal now and wiping down the seats ? Edited November 25, 2021 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 4,938 Posted November 25, 2021 2 hours ago, wcorkcanary said: More like Blue Balls Ed’s brother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites