cambridgeshire canary 6,676 Posted November 23, 2021 Well, he is stonking rich and a foreigner.. https://www.football365.com/news/sport-minister-kim-jong-un-north-kora-buy-premier-league-club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,258 Posted November 23, 2021 You could imagine canary call "Rob, I said it last week and I say it again this week. That Kim Pink Un oughta buy players insteada building more blummin' ski slopes in trowse" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 23, 2021 Todd will not stand for a haircut like that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HazzaJet 252 Posted November 23, 2021 No, because our current owners won’t let him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ged in the onion bag 854 Posted November 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, HazzaJet said: No, because our current owners won’t let him Good! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarydan23 4,060 Posted November 23, 2021 There's strict rules on who can buy an EPL club, don't you know. What's that? Blows a political enemy up live on TV with an anti-aircraft missile? Why ever would that make him an improper owner of a football club?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivvo 257 Posted November 23, 2021 No he’s North Korean, not Chinese. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damn that Ralph Coates! 47 Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said: Todd will not stand for a haircut like that. Brandon W already has the Un haircut - is that a sign there is traction in this story? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,410 Posted November 23, 2021 It'll all go South if he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C.I.D 302 Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Well, he is stonking rich and a foreigner.. https://www.football365.com/news/sport-minister-kim-jong-un-north-kora-buy-premier-league-club That would be the nuclear option surely 😮 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1902 1,167 Posted November 23, 2021 If he did then I would only read the Pyongyang sports papers. Watching our dear leader personally score 178 goals a season as we romp our way to the Premier League title will be satisfying. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
curious yellow 184 Posted November 23, 2021 No you can't unbuy anything you don't own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kirku 1,332 Posted November 23, 2021 Would certainly add credence to "fortress carra... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, canarydan23 said: Blows a political enemy up live on TV with an anti-aircraft missile? He is undoubtedly a complete madman, but he certainly does have style - why use a bullet when you have missiles to spare! OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,618 Posted November 23, 2021 2 hours ago, HazzaJet said: No, because our current owners won’t let him Thank christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleyellowbirdie 2,510 Posted November 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Google Bot said: You could imagine canary call "Rob, I said it last week and I say it again this week. That Kim Pink Un oughta buy players insteada building more blummin' ski sloes in trowse" Rob Butler: So what did you think of todays game? Caller: The defence was totally useless; this zonal marking isn't working and our attack was toothless and everything that has happened since Kim Jong Un bought us has been AAAAAAARRRGHHHH <line goes dead>, Elsewhere, the Pink 'Un has become strangely quiet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,436 Posted November 23, 2021 Instead of Scampi we'd have Kim Chi. Yum 🙂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet 293 Posted November 23, 2021 3 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said: Well, he is stonking rich and a foreigner.. https://www.football365.com/news/sport-minister-kim-jong-un-north-kora-buy-premier-league-club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robornio 106 Posted November 23, 2021 39 minutes ago, hogesar said: Thank christ. Since when has he been one of our owners?? 😉 ✝️ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, hogesar said: Thank christ. A capital C please Hoggy; it is nearly his birthday. OTBC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,939 Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) Any real substance to this or just bullshi£? Maybe it’s a partnership takeover with Dennis Rodman. Dave Freezer should fly over to Pyongyang to get an exclusive. Edited November 24, 2021 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwindonCanary 455 Posted November 24, 2021 But is he a Norwich supporter ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GenerationA47 749 Posted November 24, 2021 16 hours ago, Wings of a Sparrow said: It'll all go South if he does. Kim Jong Un Buying Norwich Could Relegate Us Mash-up of two all-time great Pinkun thread titles. (Cambs you’re in the hall of fame..& in remarkable company) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted November 24, 2021 No, because he's after Palace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,939 Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) 19 hours ago, canarydan23 said: There's strict rules on who can buy an EPL club, don't you know. What's that? Blows a political enemy up live on TV with an anti-aircraft missile? Why ever would that make him an improper owner of a football club?! The half time entertainment wouldn’t be for the faint hearted. “Over to Carrow Road now where 2 Canary Call fans who criticised the lack of transfer activity are about to be fed to a pack of starving German shepherds “ Edited November 24, 2021 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,155 Posted November 24, 2021 19 hours ago, canarydan23 said: There's strict rules on who can buy an EPL club, don't you know. What's that? Blows a political enemy up live on TV with an anti-aircraft missile? Why ever would that make him an improper owner of a football club?! Why on earth would this make him an improper owner under the EPL rules? After all it's absolutely fine to abduct one of your own citizens in a foreign embassy, torture him, murder him, cut his body up into thousands of pieces and then scatter them where they're never found. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 24, 2021 51 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: The half time entertainment wouldn’t be for the faint hearted. “Over to Carrow Road now where 2 Canary Call fans who criticised the lack of transfer activity are about to be fed to a pack of starving German shepherds “ Yes but alternatively, there could be a military display and millions marching past waving flags and chanting "We ruv Deerya" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,939 Posted November 24, 2021 15 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said: Yes but alternatively, there could be a military display and millions marching past waving flags and chanting "We ruv Deerya" All wearing rainbow laces too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 500 Posted November 24, 2021 20 hours ago, canarydan23 said: There's strict rules on who can buy an EPL club, don't you know. Guess that doesn’t apply to Newcastle?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted November 24, 2021 If the takeover takes place a few players might want to come to Norwich to resurrect or kick start their Korea's. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
