Graham Paddons Beard 2,424 Posted November 13, 2021 I’d put him up for the post match interviews … Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,844 Posted November 13, 2021 Comedy of Errors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,424 Posted November 13, 2021 Just now, Feedthewolf said: Comedy of Errors. Well, as you like it Wolfie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,674 Posted November 13, 2021 Art though summer eve, hark at thee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commonsense 618 Posted November 13, 2021 Just now, Graham Paddons Beard said: Well, as you like it Wolfie To be or not to be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted November 13, 2021 Get ready for the St Swithin's Day speech.. If not he should be Bard. And he will have to give up selling Avon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,844 Posted November 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Graham Paddons Beard said: Well, as you like it Wolfie I guess there's an equal chance it'll be Much Ado About Nothing, and we'll end up with All's Well That Ends Well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,117 Posted November 13, 2021 14 minutes ago, keelansgrandad said: Get ready for the St Swithin's Day speech.. If not he should be Bard. And he will have to give up selling Avon. That would have to be during pre-season training. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,117 Posted November 13, 2021 Our first signings will be 2 from this list. First team squad[edit] As of 17 September 2021 [26] Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under FIFA eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-FIFA nationality. No. Pos. Nation Player 1 GK CRO Ivor Pandur 4 MF POR Miguel Veloso (captain) 5 DF ITA Davide Faraoni (vice-captain) 7 MF CZE Antonín Barák 8 MF SRB Darko Lazović 9 FW CRO Nikola Kalinić 10 FW ITA Gianluca Caprari (on loan from Sampdoria) 11 FW ITA Kevin Lasagna (on loan from Udinese) 14 MF SRB Ivan Ilić 15 DF TUR Mert Çetin (on loan from Roma) 16 DF ITA Nicolò Casale 17 DF ITA Federico Ceccherini 18 FW ITA Matteo Cancellieri (on loan from Roma) 20 MF SUI Kevin Rüegg No. Pos. Nation Player 21 DF GER Koray Günter 22 GK ITA Alessandro Berardi 23 DF ITA Giangiacomo Magnani 24 MF ITA Daniel Bessa 27 DF POL Paweł Dawidowicz 30 DF ITA Gianluca Frabotta (on loan from Juventus) 31 DF CRO Boško Šutalo (on loan from Atalanta) 32 FW ITA Antonino Ragusa 45 FW GHA Philip Yeboah 61 MF CMR Adrien Tameze 78 MF CMR Martin Hongla (on loan from Royal Antwerp) 96 GK ITA Lorenzo Montipò (on loan from Benevento) 99 FW ARG Giovanni Simeone (on loan from Cagliari) On loan[edit] As of 17 September 2021 Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under FIFA eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-FIFA nationality. No. Pos. Nation Player — GK ITA Nicola Borghetto (at Monterosi until 30 June 2022)[27] — GK ITA Mattia Chiesa (at Trento until 30 June 2022)[28] — DF ALB Marash Kumbulla (at Roma until 30 June 2022)[29] — DF ITA Destiny Udogie (at Udinese until 30 June 2022)[30] — DF ARG Bruno Amione (at Reggina until 30 June 2022) — MF ITA Nunzio Brandi (at Lucchese until 30 June 2022) No. Pos. Nation Player — DF SRB Bogdan Jočić (at Metalac until 30 June 2022) — MF ITA Mattia Zaccagni (at Lazio until 30 June 2022) — FW ITA Lorenzo Bertini (at Mantova until 30 June 2022)[31] — FW SEN Adama Sane (at Latina until 30 June 2022) — FW POL Mariusz Stępiński (at Aris Limassol until 30 June 2022)[32] — FW SVK Ľubomír Tupta (at Slovan Liberec until 30 June 2022) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,424 Posted November 14, 2021 Hang on . Someone has nicked my gag. *bump* Sound trumpets !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WD40 720 Posted November 14, 2021 Well we are entering the twelfth night of our head coach search? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pugin 601 Posted November 14, 2021 Alas, poor Norwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,759 Posted November 14, 2021 From those players listed I'd like Kevin Lasagne, I reckon he'd be tasty..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,424 Posted November 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, WD40 said: Well we are entering the twelfth night of our head coach search? So long as Smith doesn’t turn up in yellow stockings and cross gartered … Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzar 1,702 Posted November 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Ken Hairy said: From those players listed I'd like Kevin Lasagne, I reckon he'd be tasty..... I reckon we'd roux the day we signed him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,095 Posted November 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Fuzzar said: I reckon we'd roux the day we signed him. All of these puns are a bit cheesey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 2,405 Posted November 14, 2021 “They do not love that do not show their love.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted November 14, 2021 Let's hope he gets us off the Pucking Bottom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
curious yellow 184 Posted November 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ken Hairy said: From those players listed I'd like Kevin Lasagne, I reckon he'd be tasty..... Pasta his best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canaryonthecommon 5 Posted November 14, 2021 Yes to post match interviews - he Hathaway with words 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullet 293 Posted November 14, 2021 On 13/11/2021 at 10:07, Graham Paddons Beard said: I’d put him up for the post match interviews … He doesn't like talking to media Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,339 Posted November 14, 2021 "We know what we are, but know not what we may be". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
curious yellow 184 Posted November 14, 2021 (edited) On 13/11/2021 at 10:07, Graham Paddons Beard said: I’d put him up for the post match interviews … Turns everything into a drama. "Twas a tragedy we lost, defending was comical" Keeps putting the ball into play. Good at organising set plays. Edited November 14, 2021 by curious yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In my blood 36 Posted November 14, 2021 Hope the team talk before Soton is 'cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nora's Ghost 157 Posted November 14, 2021 And they say Hamlet is his greatest tragedy..... You ain't seen nothing yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,278 Posted November 14, 2021 (edited) "Now is the Whingeing of Discontent"..... Edited November 14, 2021 by Mello Yello bard spellun..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Top corner 225 Posted November 14, 2021 3 points 3 points wherefore art thou 3 points Sorry....I'll get my coat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hucks6 169 Posted November 14, 2021 Shakespeare looks a right thug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted November 14, 2021 On 13/11/2021 at 10:08, Feedthewolf said: Comedy of Errors. Oh you’re a ham, let it be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canaryonthecommon 5 Posted November 14, 2021 If anyone has a bad game, will he trot out the line ‘a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more’?!? 😟 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites