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Can we list Billy Gilmours superpowers in this thread please

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>super strength

>can run with the ball at 4 times the speed of sound

>can activate integrated wings and fly for short periods

>machine guns hidden in pectoral muscles

>can deploy mines from his rear to distract/disable pursing players

>every game he doesn’t play for Norwich his powers double

can anybody please add to the list


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image.thumb.jpeg.22cbdcd3554c0f37c1acf9fd3ee94ce6.jpegBilly arriving at the ground for tonight’s game

and indeed, all games. With his ability to meld across space and time he’s currently on a brace for England 

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He can win an arm wrestle against Nicola Sturgeon.....and whilst doing so play a full and faultless rendition of 'Flower o' Scotland' through a tin flageolet wedged in his right ear.....

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Can stuff down three deep fried mars bars at half time, wash it down with 3L of Iron Bru and still dictate the game against a side ranked around 120 places below the nation currently getting torn apart by England. 

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To be fair I wouldn't mind seeing him get another go now that Normanns settling. However the hyperbole around him is akin to England winning the World Cup every four years

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Forth Rail Bridge, Firth of Forth, Queensferry, United Kingdom

Billy dismantled this bridge cos he was bored then rebuilt it again, all in an afternoon...and all he used was the toothpick and small tweezers from a small Swiss Army knife......

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> Adds +5 to the stats of Hanley and McLean when played

> Name rhymes with c0ck

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Billy Gilmore doesn’t actually move, the entire universe moves around him

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