The Real Buh 3,432 Posted November 12, 2021 >super strength >can run with the ball at 4 times the speed of sound >can activate integrated wings and fly for short periods >machine guns hidden in pectoral muscles >can deploy mines from his rear to distract/disable pursing players >every game he doesn’t play for Norwich his powers double can anybody please add to the list pic attached 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,290 Posted November 12, 2021 His farts smell of Heacham Lavender?...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Bennett 783 Posted November 12, 2021 Invisibility cloak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted November 12, 2021 Just now, Mello Yello said: His farts smell of Heacham Lavender?...... Sometimes yes and Irn Bru as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted November 12, 2021 Billy arriving at the ground for tonight’s game and indeed, all games. With his ability to meld across space and time he’s currently on a brace for England Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,290 Posted November 12, 2021 He can win an arm wrestle against Nicola Sturgeon.....and whilst doing so play a full and faultless rendition of 'Flower o' Scotland' through a tin flageolet wedged in his right ear..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted November 12, 2021 Just now, Mello Yello said: He can win an arm wrestle against Nicola Sturgeon Steady on, yeah. Let’s not be ridiculous here… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,290 Posted November 12, 2021 Just now, The Real Buh said: Steady on, yeah. Let’s not be ridiculous here… Yeah perhaps a bit OTT...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canario 204 Posted November 12, 2021 Can stuff down three deep fried mars bars at half time, wash it down with 3L of Iron Bru and still dictate the game against a side ranked around 120 places below the nation currently getting torn apart by England. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canario 204 Posted November 12, 2021 To be fair I wouldn't mind seeing him get another go now that Normanns settling. However the hyperbole around him is akin to England winning the World Cup every four years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,443 Posted November 12, 2021 Drunken Super Powers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,758 Posted November 12, 2021 He can eat a Magnum without getting large chunks of chocolate falling on his shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real Buh 3,432 Posted November 12, 2021 illustration of Billy Gilmour on the moon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,290 Posted November 12, 2021 Billy dismantled this bridge cos he was bored then rebuilt it again, all in an afternoon...and all he used was the toothpick and small tweezers from a small Swiss Army knife...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,758 Posted November 12, 2021 After all these years Chuck Norris has finally met his match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Mass Debater 1,090 Posted November 12, 2021 Makes a plan and follows through Does two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold Magical fire breath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideshow Tim 110 Posted November 12, 2021 He can make a recorder out of a carrot and play it whilst juggling 5 paper napkins and hopping on 1 leg..... So I've heard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty13 2,231 Posted November 12, 2021 I heard he spreads Colman’s mustard on his toast instead of butter…thickly 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Dales Jockstrap 1,891 Posted November 12, 2021 He can deep throat a hot dog quicker than you can say 'loan move canceled in January'. OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,098 Posted November 13, 2021 He can make an 8 letter word in scrabble when all he’s got is ZXQTTRP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Google Bot 3,275 Posted November 13, 2021 (edited) > Adds +5 to the stats of Hanley and McLean when played > Name rhymes with c0ck Edited November 13, 2021 by Google Bot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted November 13, 2021 Billy Gilmore doesn’t actually move, the entire universe moves around him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites