Midlands Yellow 3,946 Posted September 23, 2021 (edited) Ravish the nearest person next to you. Get hammered then do the above. Or get straight on this Message Board to hunt down the pant wetters. Edited September 23, 2021 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,760 Posted September 23, 2021 Probably by waking up... 👍 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dean Coneys boots 1,398 Posted September 23, 2021 The year is 2057 I take it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danke bitte 965 Posted September 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dean Coneys boots said: The year is 2057 I take it? If that’s the case most of us on here will be pushing up daisies or drifting in the breeze! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danke bitte 965 Posted September 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Ravish the nearest person next to you. Get hammered then do the above. Or get straight on this Message Board to hunt down the pant wetters. It’s Thirsty Thursday, put the drink down, take a pint of water instead and get to bed. You have work tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East Rider 548 Posted September 23, 2021 I will be jumping around in the stands with the rest of the away support. OTBC 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,547 Posted September 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, East Rider said: I will be jumping around in the stands with the rest of the away support. OTBC I won’t be jumping around as I’ll be wearing a protective boot-I will clap politely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Jedi 578 Posted September 23, 2021 I’ll cheer politely then switch over to the Ryder Cup 😊 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty13 2,229 Posted September 23, 2021 I’ll boo just for fun 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East Rider 548 Posted September 23, 2021 21 minutes ago, Mr Angry said: I won’t be jumping around as I’ll be wearing a protective boot-I will clap politely. Dedicated support indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felixfan 53 Posted September 23, 2021 Wear the same underpants for the rest of the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,329 Posted September 24, 2021 I'll be eating my hat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted September 24, 2021 By booking myself into a proper mental health facility as I am clearly suffering from hallucinations Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Don’t be Krul 398 Posted September 24, 2021 By picking myself up off the floor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,424 Posted September 24, 2021 To celebrate I will turn to Lord Lucan who has just ridden in on Shergar , and shake him warmly by the hand . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Fred 526 Posted September 24, 2021 If that happens I will eat a salad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 3,783 Posted September 24, 2021 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowhammer 86 Posted September 24, 2021 Won’t have to worry about that , but if we do have a peanut butter sandwich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,282 Posted September 24, 2021 Me an' me mates will be over the moon..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBFLECK 132 Posted September 24, 2021 I will cheer! The rest is private... 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 2,405 Posted September 24, 2021 11 hours ago, Mr Angry said: I won’t be jumping around as I’ll be wearing a protective boot-I will clap politely. Apparently, if you are a real supporter, you should not be able to control yourself 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,547 Posted September 24, 2021 29 minutes ago, Badger said: Apparently, if you are a real supporter, you should not be able to control yourself 😉 It’s my first game of the season so I’m probably not a real supporter 😳 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooty57 403 Posted September 24, 2021 I will celebrate by sending the keys to the Everton team bus back to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barking Mad Barclay Boy 13 Posted September 24, 2021 playing a gig at a 60th birthday party, most likely play an encore of we are staying up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny Foggo 1,116 Posted September 24, 2021 13 hours ago, Midlands Yellow said: Ravish the nearest person next to you. Get hammered then do the above. Or get straight on this Message Board to hunt down the pant wetters. Read all the "I told you so... proper supporters" posts on here... glass of wine in hand... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted September 24, 2021 Before switching off my Playstation or after? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,946 Posted September 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Kenny Foggo said: Read all the "I told you so... proper supporters" posts on here... glass of wine in hand... Lakey, Hoggy and the rest have all bases covered. They’ll hunt folk down who dared to disagree or go silent for an hour to think of more excuses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,618 Posted September 24, 2021 18 minutes ago, Midlands Yellow said: Lakey, Hoggy and the rest have all bases covered. They’ll hunt folk down who dared to disagree or go silent for an hour to think of more excuses. 23 minutes ago, Kenny Foggo said: Read all the "I told you so... proper supporters" posts on here... glass of wine in hand... I think after some of the hyperbole spouted on here by posters there wouldn't need to be any told you so posts. Although it's funny how this sort of post is allowed to work one way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 2,405 Posted September 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Mr Angry said: It’s my first game of the season so I’m probably not a real supporter 😳 They key factor is whether or not you control yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daly 500 Posted September 24, 2021 You obviously haven’t been to any of the games this season to watch the absolute rubbish we are dishing up More sideward moves than a square dance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
