Big Vince 318 Posted September 17, 2021 The ghost of John Bond still looms large at Carrow Road. In the most recent clashes, Watford are way ahead of Norwich in the tackles and aerial duels. Norwich are no good in these departments because numpty supporters still expect us to play in the image of John Bond who, as a player, could neither tackle nor head the ball. Just ask Ken Brown. Unless there is a break in this "Norwich Way", then Norwich are never going to be competitive in the EPL and will go down every time. Norwich love to make the same kind of mistakes each time - signing or developing these players who are five foot nothing, such as Cureton, Eadie, McVeigh and now Rupp, Gilmour, Pukki, Williams, etc. Where are the big beasts like at Palace? The boy Webber talks about this club making marginal gains over their competitors, but physicality is one area where they are clearly not making any gains over their rivals - in fact, they are big-time net-conceders in this department. Instead of having a BotSoccer 360 at Colney they should be having a Hockey Hub where players go in the front door as soft touches and come out the back door hard in the image of Trevor Hockey ready to cut the opposition players off at the knees. As a matter of the utmost urgency, fans, the board, Webber and Farke all need to be transferred elsewhere. Not any of them have what it takes. The only reason why some fans come on here saying they don't want to be in this league is because they know the John Bond style doesn't work at this level in this day and age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted September 17, 2021 Kante 5' 6" Mendy 5' 5" David Silva 5' 8" Wes Hoolahan 5' 6" Height isn't everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,509 Posted September 17, 2021 Trevor Hockey 5' 8" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted September 17, 2021 13 minutes ago, lake district canary said: Kante 5' 6" Mendy 5' 5" David Silva 5' 8" Wes Hoolahan 5' 6" Height isn't everything. No, its girth.😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBFLECK 132 Posted September 17, 2021 Eden Hazard 5' 7" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,128 Posted September 17, 2021 (midfield) Diamonds are for ever. No Time to Buy (a whole team of players over 6 foot) A Quantum of Palace. The man with the goalie Gunn. The MOTD highlights You only play each other twice. Licensed to Krull. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Vince 318 Posted September 17, 2021 2 hours ago, lake district canary said: Kante 5' 6" Mendy 5' 5" David Silva 5' 8" Wes Hoolahan 5' 6" Height isn't everything. Hoolahan wasn't selected to do the bulldozing work. And that is part of the problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 4,531 Posted September 17, 2021 35 minutes ago, Big Vince said: Hoolahan wasn't selected to do the bulldozing work. And that is part of the problem. Isn't that why we bought Normann? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveN8458 61 Posted September 17, 2021 ANOTHER ONE ADDED TO MY BLOCKED LIST 🙂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,123 Posted September 17, 2021 You've got your own problems to worry about Boy Vince Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Vince 318 Posted September 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, lake district canary said: Isn't that why we bought Normann? Might be too little too late; it is only a loan as the Socialists have both eyes on the Championship next season; and the boy might also be no good coming from the Soviet league; and he didn't want to come initially and had to be sweet talked into it by Farke, who himself is no good anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,128 Posted September 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Big Vince said: Might be too little too late; it is only a loan as the Socialists have both eyes on the Championship next season; and the boy might also be no good coming from the Soviet league; and he didn't want to come initially and had to be sweet talked into it by Farke, who himself is no good anyway. From Russia with Love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted September 17, 2021 When I saw the thread title I thought $hit, James is going to die, no more films... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commonsense 618 Posted September 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Big Vince said: Might be too little too late; it is only a loan as the Socialists have both eyes on the Championship next season; and the boy might also be no good coming from the Soviet league; and he didn't want to come initially and had to be sweet talked into it by Farke, who himself is no good anyway. Go play with yourself or your Poorman Road friends again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,409 Posted September 17, 2021 Is that the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 2,405 Posted September 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Big Vince said: and the boy might also be no good coming from the Soviet league Hate to break it to you old boy, but you are just a tad out of date! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,934 Posted September 17, 2021 (edited) Vince happy with his catch. Edited December 23, 2022 by Midlands Yellow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
