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Has it occured to anyone that the new shirt sponsorship announcement came out about the same time as the Buendia sale... then a few days later, the sponsorship deal was cancelled.... All the attention on BK8 overrides the sale of Buendia... coincidence? or a cleverly planned elaborate cover up to distract from our best player being sold?... There's darker forces at work than those 50 miles down the A140....

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They were clearly testing the waters, seeing what the moral limits of our special a rank fans are. The answer, no to booba but  yes to a generation of degenerate gamblers.

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25 minutes ago, CanaryConspiracy said:

Has it occured to anyone that the new shirt sponsorship announcement came out about the same time as the Buendia sale... then a few days later, the sponsorship deal was cancelled.... All the attention on BK8 overrides the sale of Buendia... coincidence? or a cleverly planned elaborate cover up to distract from our best player being sold?... There's darker forces at work than those 50 miles down the A140....

If the intention was to create a fuss to distract from Emi, then they've failed miserably as he hasn't actually been sold yet. 

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2 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

If the intention was to create a fuss to distract from Emi, then they've failed miserably as he hasn't actually been sold yet. 

Then it's a double conspiracy? Leading us up the garden path? Pretending to sell him to account for a huge backhander from Delia? New signing Beni Muendia is soon to be announced on a free... I like your thinking TY

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3 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

If the intention was to create a fuss to distract from Emi, then they've failed miserably as he hasn't actually been sold yet. 

Perhaps Villa have decided that they don’t want to do business with a club that has aligned itself to a company like BK8. In fact, perhaps that was the club’s intention? Or is that a conspiracy theory too far? 🤪

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I highly doubt the club would try such whimsical tactics, and I've got the scans to prove it...!

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4 minutes ago, Mr Angry said:

Perhaps Villa have decided that they don’t want to do business with a club that has aligned itself to a company like BK8. In fact, perhaps that was the club’s intention? Or is that a conspiracy theory too far? 🤪

You can NEVER take a conspiracy theory too far... let's run with it... I like it

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2 minutes ago, CanaryConspiracy said:

Then it's a double conspiracy? Leading us up the garden path? Pretending to sell him to account for a huge backhander from Delia? New signing Beni Muendia is soon to be announced on a free... I like your thinking TY

I think you definitely need to be getting yourself down to Carrow Road to watch for Emi being bundled into the back of a black vehicle and speeding off towards Birmingham. 

I think you're on to something here 🕵️‍♀️

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Well if Emi hasn't been sold and we are back to our modest transfer budget, why on earth have we prioritised that budget on a back up keeper?

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Just now, Capt. Pants said:

Well if Emi hasn't been sold and we are back to our modest transfer budget, why on earth have we prioritised that budget on a back up keeper?

He'll play as a sweeper, giving us two players sitting in the area to outfox the opponents... as they're trying to work it out, we'll catch the on the break...

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3 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

Well if Emi hasn't been sold and we are back to our modest transfer budget, why on earth have we prioritised that budget on a back up keeper?

With Emi back we don’t need anyone else 😄

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3 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

I think you definitely need to be getting yourself down to Carrow Road to watch for Emi being bundled into the back of a black vehicle and speeding off towards Birmingham. 

I think you're on to something here 🕵️‍♀️

They'll take him round the A47 and NDR a few times, then deliver him back... perfect plan

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2 minutes ago, Mr Angry said:

With Emi back we don’t need anyone else 😄

Yeah we can do without a DM. Rupp will do 😉

 

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20 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

I think you definitely need to be getting yourself down to Carrow Road to watch for Emi being bundled into the back of a black vehicle and speeding off towards Birmingham. 

I think you're on to something here 🕵️‍♀️

We will know for sure when someone sees his car (or agent's) parked at a jaunty angle outside Villa Park. Then we'll know! (Older posters may remember the reference 😀)

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3 hours ago, Terminally Yellow said:

If the intention was to create a fuss to distract from Emi, then they've failed miserably as he hasn't actually been sold yet. 

Hasn’t he? So the villa statement and that of Mr Webber and NCFC are incorrect?

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2 minutes ago, City 2nd said:

Hasn’t he? So the villa statement and that of Mr Webber and NCFC are incorrect?

I made that comment three hours ago, the sale was confirmed at 17.16, you absolute nugget.

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3 minutes ago, City 2nd said:

Hasn’t he? So the villa statement and that of Mr Webber and NCFC are incorrect?

And you don't have to call him Mr Webber like he's your ****ing father in law.

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