New main sponsor, blah blah blah - but look at those lights!

[Grando 260]

John Terry as a brand advisor. Strewth!

[kirku 1,332]

3 minutes ago, Orly said:

Fair enough.  I'm getting rather tired of all the disingenuous nicey nicey marketing guff anyway.  I'd rather we go full **** if that's what we're doing.  Kevin Muscat to replace the mascot (call him Kevin Muscot, obvs).   Away dressing room floor covered in upturned nails.   Community work to be confined to the players mocking other, less fit people on runs, in hospital.  etc
 

Now that's the kind of marketing strategy that get you going places.

Can I suggest we consider becoming the main catering sponsor of the Yulin Dog Eating Festival? Cantwell can do some TikTok videos of him tucking into a corgi.

I might email Kensell a pitch deck

Edited June 7, 2021 by kirku

[TheGunnShow 5,936]

1 minute ago, kirku said:

Now that's the kind of marketing strategy that get you going places.

Can I suggest we consider becoming the main catering sponsor of the Yulin Dog Eating Festival? Cantwell can do some TikTok videos of him tucking into a corgi.

I might email Kensell a pitch deck

Considering what happened the last time someone chowed down on relatively unusual animals (from a dietary perspective) in China, I'm not in a hurry to suggest it again! 😉 

[Ruffles 3]

30 minutes ago, Orly said:

Not knee-jerk at all. 

Agreed. I’m not happy with the club over this but it’s the same as always. 

already Robin Sainty has come out and said one of the accounts is a rogue account not affiliated with BK8 and whilst the videos are not good, we seem a little determined to bury the club here, is this really about BK8 or is there a still anger over the Emi sale? I’ve even seen posts about how they are telling people How to money launder, if the same poster had simply read the blog post themselves they’d have seen it’s nonsense.

People drive cars from brands once affiliated with the N*** party, my phone was made in a Chinese sweatshop where workers work in terrible conditions with suicide nets. I have no right to start saying who needs sacking at my football club over this.

its not good, but this is an over reaction.

[kirku 1,332]

3 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said:

Considering what happened the last time someone chowed down on relatively unusual animals (from a dietary perspective) in China, I'm not in a hurry to suggest it again! 😉 

Been going on for years, that festival. Aligns perfectly with our ethos; family friendly and honours a long held culinary tradition - what could go wrong? 

[king canary 7,599]

14 minutes ago, Orly said:

Fair enough.  I'm getting rather tired of all the disingenuous nicey nicey marketing guff anyway.  I'd rather we go full **** if that's what we're doing.  Kevin Muscat to replace the mascot (call him Kevin Muscot, obvs).   Away dressing room floor covered in upturned nails.   Community work to be confined to the players mocking other, less fit people on runs, in hospital.  etc
 

I'm in.

It'll be a thrill to have Teemu mocking me as I try and shed some lockdown fat on the treadmill.

[Hank shoots Skyler 2,094]

20 minutes ago, Orly said:

Fair enough.  I'm getting rather tired of all the disingenuous nicey nicey marketing guff anyway.  I'd rather we go full **** if that's what we're doing.  Kevin Muscat to replace the mascot (call him Kevin Muscot, obvs).   Away dressing room floor covered in upturned nails.   Community work to be confined to the players mocking other, less fit people on runs, in hospital.  etc
 

🤣

[Kenny Foggo 1,116]

12 minutes ago, Ruffles said:

Agreed. I’m not happy with the club over this but it’s the same as always. 

already Robin Sainty has come out and said one of the accounts is a rogue account not affiliated with BK8 and whilst the videos are not good, we seem a little determined to bury the club here, is this really about BK8 or is there a still anger over the Emi sale? I’ve even seen posts about how they are telling people How to money launder, if the same poster had simply read the blog post themselves they’d have seen it’s nonsense.

People drive cars from brands once affiliated with the N*** party, my phone was made in a Chinese sweatshop where workers work in terrible conditions with suicide nets. I have no right to start saying who needs sacking at my football club over this.

its not good, but this is an over reaction.

Sold our talisman and replaced our sponsors with pornhub.... move on nowt to see here....

[NewNestCarrow 190]

1 hour ago, Feedthewolf said:

Yeah, I've seen that. Going to keep my own counsel on this from hereon in, but suffice to say it's something that the supporters' group have already discussed and will be raising at our next meeting.

You might want to brush up on these phrases:  due diligence failure, reputational harm, misleading initial response, lack of consultation, greed, does money trump everything?, withholding of bonuses, P45.

[TheGunnShow 5,936]

11 minutes ago, king canary said:

I'm in.

It'll be a thrill to have Teemu mocking me as I try and shed some lockdown fat on the treadmill.

Suspect it might be more effective if it's big Grant Hanley saying exactly what he's thinking when you're on there.

[Mello Yello 2,289]

1 hour ago, Terminally Yellow said:

No condiments were used in the making of this debacle.

Not even tadpoles in brine?.......

[Mello Yello 2,289]

36 minutes ago, kirku said:

Now that's the kind of marketing strategy that get you going places.

Can I suggest we consider becoming the main catering sponsor of the Yulin Dog Eating Festival? Cantwell can do some TikTok videos of him tucking into a corgi.

I might email Kensell a pitch deck

A quick paws for thought......

[Felixfan 53]

30 minutes ago, Kenny Foggo said:

Sold our talisman and replaced our sponsors with pornhub.... move on nowt to see here....

Kensall sold us a pup with the last sponsors as despite his denials we were the lowest recipients in the PL.

I am not too troubled with the type of sponsor as long as the deal is good but I wonder how happy Delia is with the image of this company bearing in mind our community ethos. We are being ridiculed on TWTD. Comparing our sponsor with Ed Sheehan.

[CANARYKING 637]

As I said in the other thread, don’t buy the new shirt, that will sort it. Notice that Ben Kensell is quiet

[Upo 91]

Webber bought Soccerbot 360 and the commercial side literally did not even google BK8. 🤑

Self funded Family club peddling vice with side of misogynism...On the verge of promotion to world stage...At the beginning of the most important trading season in club history.

All this after selling the best player Norwich perhaps ever had for ~£40M.

Atleast Emi Buendia, a family man, won't suffer from the indignity of wearing BK8 on his shirt.

This is the kind of s*** that makes players think twice before signing with us... just wanted to point this out to some of you who don't give a damn otherwise.

Edited June 7, 2021 by Upo

[KeiranShikari 1,410]

3 minutes ago, Upo said:

This is the kind of s*** that makes players think twice before signing with us... just wanted to point this out to some of you who don't give a s*** otherwise.

Robin van Persie, John Terry and Darren Eadie signed up. I doubt we're going to lose current players over what's on the shirt ffs.

[TIL 1010 4,737]

[......and Smith must score. 1,339]

3 hours ago, hogesar said:

Rather have one of those Asian models on my next NCFC shirt than the Dafabet logo, to be fair.

Didn't know you were into ladyboys 😀

[TIL 1010 4,737]

 

[KeiranShikari 1,410]

Half time entertainment sorted. Will have to put them in burkas though as to not offend the locals.

[Greavsy 2,412]

13 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said:

 

I knew we could rely on you @TIL 1010

[TIL 1010 4,737]

Just now, Greavsy said:

I knew we could rely on you @TIL 1010

Happy to help Greavsy.

[TIL 1010 4,737]

I wonder if Ben Kensell has a new personalised plate on his car if anybody can guess what it would be ? 😂

[cambridgeshire canary 6,697]

2 hours ago, Grando said:

John Terry as a brand advisor. Strewth!

.... Looking at all the deepthroating, money throwing half naked women it does start making sense

[Yobocop 1,096]

8 hours ago, Rich T The Biscuit said:

I'll say it before anyone else does.....how much did that cost to do 😆

The club? Sod all

[Grant Holts Moustache 105]

Had to look to see if it was bad as people are saying. Found this on their YouTube. Fishing for marbles using a tiny rod in their cleavage. Don't think BK8 really matches the club ethos. 

 

[hogesar 9,656]

52 minutes ago, ......and Smith must score. said:

Didn't know you were into ladyboys 😀

Don't tell me you're one of those "picky" types?!

[Norfolk Dan 308]

Anyone know how much they ha e stumped up for the sponsorship deal?  

[cambridgeshire canary 6,697]

10 minutes ago, Grant Holts Moustache said:

Had to look to see if it was bad as people are saying. Found this on their YouTube. Fishing for marbles using a tiny rod in their cleavage. Don't think BK8 really matches the club ethos. 

 

That thumbnail would get you arrested 70 years ago

[TheGunnShow 5,936]

They really should be sponsoring Ipswich simply as our frenemies at Portman Road are used to playing with proper t-i-t-s up top in need of support.

Edited June 7, 2021 by TheGunnShow
Right, that censor is hacking me off.... ;)