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What’s the point of getting promotion ?

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8 minutes ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

You get a shiny cup.

People get to care when we are on Match of the Day.

People get to complain how little of our game is shown on MOTD.

Ian Wright has to learn some new players names, remember last time when we signed This Fella and His Mate.

We get to fly a different flag.

We get lots of money.

Gary Neville gets to interview Delia and Michael.

The Friday presser gets featured on Sky Sports News.

There's loads more, you just need to look for them.

 

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4 hours ago, A Load of Squit said:

We get lots of money.

Just this, to be honest. 

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When you go abroad on holiday and a local asks where you from they have heard of Norwich... although that might not be a particularly useful benefit at the moment.

 

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You don't have to try and get promotion in the first season of this years Football Manager 

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4 hours ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

Let's have a charity bet on all three going in this window then fella.

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None other than the money. In recent years it just highlights how bad you are.

Hopefully this time it will be different and we can achieve our first survival under the 'project'. 

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4 hours ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

What are you suggesting? That we reach a certain stage of the season in the Championship and then start throwing games? Like it or not, if you win the Championship, you go up to the Premier League.


Do I need to repost this? Still funny.
 

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/delia-smith-turns-down-norwich-promotion-2015052698577

 

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4 hours ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

That's the spirit

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4 hours ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

Todd will still be here. Absolute zero interest in him. 

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5 hours ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

Don't support Norwich then. Fixed it for you.

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Just now, Wardogz said:

Don't support Norwich then. Fixed it for you.

Support Villa instead, with their obnoxious fan base who try to rewrite a near spectacular failure which was only avoided by a major technological **** up.

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5 hours ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

Such a poor post and point. 

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Never mind bookies, at this rate we really should get a massive sponsorship deal from Pampers.

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2 minutes ago, Terminally Yellow said:

Support Villa instead, with their obnoxious fan base who try to rewrite a near spectacular failure which was only avoided by a major technological **** up.

Short attention span detected.

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5 minutes ago, Clint said:

Had we not gone up, there’d be a lot more players leaving.

True, but if we hadn't gone down we wouldn't have been able to go up.

Count your blessings, there's always another promotion somewhere down the line.😉

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5 hours ago, CANARYKING said:

Only to come straight back down again. Emi gone, Max and Todd next, we’ve no chance.

I'm sorry, but I stopped handing out boxes of tissues a long time ago. You'll be fine.

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19 hours ago, A Load of Squit said:

You get a shiny cup.

People get to care when we are on Match of the Day.

People get to complain how little of our game is shown on MOTD.

Ian Wright has to learn some new players names, remember last time when we signed This Fella and His Mate.

We get to fly a different flag.

We get lots of money.

Gary Neville gets to interview Delia and Michael.

The Friday presser gets featured on Sky Sports News.

There's loads more, you just need to look for them.

 

Don’t forget VAR

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