Transfer Rumour Thread Season 2021/22

[fredherring 136]

Time to consign this thread to the dustbin of history. 

Incredible window.

If it works we don't need the January window. 

Over to you me farke. 

[KeiranShikari 1,410]

Our Summer has certainly been a journey. In 3 months we've gone from

this

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[Jim Smith 2,314]

9 minutes ago, KeiranShikari said:

Our Summer has certainly been a journey. In 3 months we've gone from

this

to

You need to check out the images of the (possibly ex now) Mrs Normann! Other posters on here are no doubt already on the case. 

[cambridgeshire canary 6,679]

13 minutes ago, KeiranShikari said:

Our Summer has certainly been a journey. In 3 months we've gone from

this

to

Interesting that one of those is a company representing it's bussness while the other is a private account not related to any companies.

 

Massive, massive difference but not that I expect some to get that

Edited August 30, 2021 by cambridgeshire canary

[TheGoogler 324]

2 minutes ago, Jim Smith said:

You need to check out the images of the (possibly ex now) Mrs Normann! Other posters on here are no doubt already on the case. 

Or, don't be internet perverts. 

Your choice.

[KeiranShikari 1,410]

9 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

not that I expect some to get that

The enlightened one.

I wasn't making any sort of point with the post I just made, other than a very loose connection of half naked people. I'm actually certain that nobody would use what I've just posted as a pro bk8 arguemnt because, well, it would be stupid.

Edited August 30, 2021 by KeiranShikari

[cambridgeshire canary 6,679]

17 minutes ago, Jim Smith said:

You need to check out the images of the (possibly ex now) Mrs Normann! Other posters on here are no doubt already on the case. 

 

14 minutes ago, TheGoogler said:

Or, don't be internet perverts. 

Your choice.

I decided to brave it and do a little search so you don't have to and uh.. I.. I have nothing to say. And this was some of the tamer and less.. uh, wild photos I saw of her. I hope she enjoys moving here to Norwch, not sure Yarmouths her kind of beach but hey who knows

[Norfolk Dan 308]

21 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

 

I decided to brave it and do a little search so you don't have to and uh.. I.. I have nothing to say. And this was some of the tamer and less.. uh, wild photos I saw of her. I hope she enjoys moving here to Norwch, not sure Yarmouths her kind of beach but hey who knows

I am.sure the club has done it's due diligence. Completed that infamous questionnaire, so nothing to see here.. move along..... Darn she reminds me of my russian ex!

[Ian 1,129]

44 minutes ago, TheGoogler said:

Or, don't be internet perverts. 

Your choice.

So you only ever Google serious factual information MrGoogler? 🙂

[Alex Moss 2,165]

26 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

 

I decided to brave it and do a little search so you don't have to and uh.. I.. I have nothing to say. And this was some of the tamer and less.. uh, wild photos I saw of her. I hope she enjoys moving here to Norwch, not sure Yarmouths her kind of beach but hey who knows

Good spot @Jim Smith👍

She’s a looker it’s fair to say. Russian and Ukrainian women tend to be incredibly good looking for sure, and very smart too.

[The Great Mass Debater 1,078]

I know its youtube, but Normann looks the business. Exciting  🙂

[Capt. Pants 4,201]

2 minutes ago, Alex Moss said:

Good spot @Jim Smith👍

She’s a looker it’s fair to say. Russian and Ukrainian women tend to be incredibly good looking for sure, and very smart too.

Hearing them swear in their native tongue would make you think twice about two timing them. Something very menacing in that language.

[Alex Moss 2,165]

4 minutes ago, Capt. Pants said:

Hearing them swear in their native tongue would make you think twice about two timing them. Something very menacing in that language.

Ha ha yep, agreed Pants, there’s a reason they often play the baddies in films such as James Bond etc - I don’t think Mandy from Runcorn would quite cut the mustard somehow

[Canary Jedi 575]

For a moment there I thought I’d somehow stumbled across the infamous ‘Raging Perverts’ thread!

[chicken 2,604]

If you watched the video with David Freezer and the Norwegian journalist, you'd know he is no longer with the lady you folks have done all of that hard research to stalk... 

[KeiranShikari 1,410]

8 minutes ago, chicken said:

If you watched the video with David Freezer and the Norwegian journalist, you'd know he is no longer with the lady you folks have done all of that hard research to stalk... 

That makes it less weird, they're just giving her business traffic.

[chicken 2,604]

5 minutes ago, KeiranShikari said:

That makes it less weird, they're just giving her business traffic.

Not sure I get your logic... looking up/stalking a players ex on social media, because she once dated a player of the club you support is less weird than looking up their current partner?

How many ex's back do you have to go before it gets weird?

I mean, I find it a bit weird to be looking up players wives, sharing them on a public message board for a very public game of Tinder and accompanying it with a chorus of "corrrrr blimey, PHWWWOOOAARR!".

Each to their own I guess.

[Alex Moss 2,165]

Depending on how things are going, maybe one we’ll be back in for in January?

http://sportwitness.co.uk/wolves-and-norwich-interested-in-player-pl-duo-reported-transfer-desire-to-club/

[king canary 7,580]

On 30/08/2021 at 22:31, Canary Jedi said:

For a moment there I thought I’d somehow stumbled across the infamous ‘Raging Perverts’ thread!

I never expected anyone to actually take that thread seriously...

[Trevor Hockey's Beard 526]

1 hour ago, Alex Moss said:

Depending on how things are going, maybe one we’ll be back in for in January?

http://sportwitness.co.uk/wolves-and-norwich-interested-in-player-pl-duo-reported-transfer-desire-to-club/

I'm not sure I like the phrase "Less important sides", but maybe it is a "lost in translation" situation.

[cambridgeshire canary 6,679]

2 minutes ago, Trevor Hockey's Beard said:

I'm not sure I like the phrase "Less important sides", but maybe it is a "lost in translation" situation.

Hate to state the obvious but end of the day if we go in for him at the same time as a top six club he would view us as a 'less important' club to his career progression

Edited September 2, 2021 by cambridgeshire canary

[WD40 720]

5 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Hate to state the obvious but end of the day if we go in for him at the same time as a top six club he would view us as a 'less important' club to his career progression

Did you read the article? The other English club mentioned was Wolves. They have a lot of money now but won’t be top 6 this year. 

[First Wazzock 902]

Were they taken at Hemsby?

Edited September 2, 2021 by First Wazzock

[PurpleCanary 5,554]

46 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Hate to state the obvious but end of the day if we go in for him at the same time as a top six club he would view us as a 'less important' club to his career progression

'Hate to state...' or 'It pains me to say this...' are on a par with 'With respect...' in meaning the opposite of the words taken literally...😍

[Wings of a Sparrow 1,410]

47 minutes ago, First Wazzock said:

Were they taken at Hemsby?

She was certainly in the front of the queue when God was handing out errr...chests.

And arses come to that.

*Arses gets through, nice one.

Edited September 2, 2021 by Wings of a Sparrow

[king canary 7,580]

3 hours ago, king canary said:

I never expected anyone to actually take that thread seriously...

Just to add to this, the reason I started that thread remains- I (and I assume I'm not alone) like to view this forum on my breaks at work or on my phone on the train etc etc. It is extremely awkward if you open a thread to be greeted by a giant picture of someone in their swimsuit and someone happens to catch sight. Please stop it.

[PurpleCanary 5,554]

1 hour ago, king canary said:

Just to add to this, the reason I started that thread remains- I (and I assume I'm not alone) like to view this forum on my breaks at work or on my phone on the train etc etc. It is extremely awkward if you open a thread to be greeted by a giant picture of someone in their swimsuit and someone happens to catch sight. Please stop it.

If you stopped turning your ipad sideways people wouldn't try to see what you're looking at...

 

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[cornish sam 944]

3 hours ago, Wings of a Sparrow said:

She was certainly in the front of the queue when God was handing out errr...chests.

And arses come to that.

*Arses gets through, nice one.

I'm not so sure that it was God handing either of those out......or the ****.

Edited September 2, 2021 by cornish sam
arses gets through but the singular doesn't?!?

[PurpleCanary 5,554]

1 hour ago, PurpleCanary said:

If you stopped turning your ipad sideways people wouldn't try to see what you're looking at...

 

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Perhaps bumping this will do what it was intended to do and turn over to a new page...🤩

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Curses!!!

 

Edited September 2, 2021 by PurpleCanary

[king canary 7,580]

See what you're trying to do Purple....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good idea.