First Wazzock 902 Posted May 6, 2021 Is Ed Sheeran. Rumour has it he' going to rewrite the lyrics to his 2011song Lego House to include something about a tree growing out of the roof 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFN FC 1,121 Posted May 6, 2021 It's a good match. Boring music for a boring football club. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mason 47 1,373 Posted May 6, 2021 'When your legs don't work like they used to before' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,423 Posted May 6, 2021 Ed will be releasing his back catalogue to celebrate all of his best tunes that were released several years ago . 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWC 239 Posted May 6, 2021 I hate him - not just because he's a binner, but because his music is bland and dopey and he's hailed as some sort of Bowie-esque genius - pah! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,925 Posted May 6, 2021 He might rewrite "Shape of You" to something like this... "I'm in love with the shape of you When I watch down the Port-aloo With a tree growing through the roof I'm in love with what I see Last night when I dreamed of you We'd made it into League Two US investors, all brand new I'm in love with the shape of you!" 1 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny Foggo 1,116 Posted May 6, 2021 Bland boring formulaic cr*p that hits no target and Ed Sheeran is not much better.... will get them publicity for a day. I guess as a third rate outfit its the best they can do... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted May 6, 2021 48 minutes ago, vlad666 said: Ah ha, yes, its....... IPSH1T CRAZY 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 6, 2021 Rick Stein is originally from that neck of the woods so they can ask him to sponsor them now he is running out of money and his fish and chips are as siht as their strikers. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said: Rick Stein is originally from that neck of the woods so they can ask him to sponsor them now he is running out of money and his fish and chips are as siht as their strikers. Would suit them perfect, “YOUR SH1T AND YOU SMELL OF FISH” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,718 Posted May 6, 2021 Surprised Terminally Yellow has not posted yet moaning about an 1p5wich thread. 😜 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,718 Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) If Ed Sheeran was performing a gig in my garden i would pull the curtains together. Edited May 6, 2021 by TIL 1010 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,412 Posted May 6, 2021 27 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said: If Ed Sheeran was performing a gig in my garden i would pull the curtains together. Are "the curtains" his supporting band!? 😛 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Van wink 2,994 Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Greavsy said: Are "the curtains" his supporting band!? 😛 I wouldn't watch even if I had a VPN 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surfer 1,547 Posted May 6, 2021 Surely this thread belongs in the “non football” section? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Paddons Beard 2,423 Posted May 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Greavsy said: Are "the curtains" his supporting band!? 😛 Ah yes. Pulling the old Curtains back together . Great little 1960’s four piece . Loved “you ain’t never won nothin’” . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icecream Snow 761 Posted May 6, 2021 I just discovered this was real, I thought you were taking the **** https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-57009557 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatCanary 249 Posted May 6, 2021 I think almost irrespective of whether this is good for the Binners, the funniest part is that with his logo on their shirts they'll all have to dress like wide eyed teenagers who have never heard of Jason Mraz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatCanary 249 Posted May 6, 2021 I'm looking forward to when this all falls apart, US investment and all, and someone takes inspiration from this story to wish for Marcus Evans to come back with the headline 'You Need ME, You're In League Two' ...i'll get me coat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,199 Posted May 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, FatCanary said: I'm looking forward to when this all falls apart, US investment and all, and someone takes inspiration from this story to wish for Marcus Evans to come back with the headline 'You Need ME, You're In League Two' ...i'll get me coat I'm guessing that's a reference to one of his songs? Ive normally fallen asleep about 20 seconds into one so wouldn't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,412 Posted May 6, 2021 38 minutes ago, Graham Paddons Beard said: Ah yes. Pulling the old Curtains back together . Great little 1960’s four piece . Loved “you ain’t never won nothin’” . And their other number "3 stars on my shirt!“ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatCanary 249 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, The Raptor said: I'm guessing that's a reference to one of his songs? Ive normally fallen asleep about 20 seconds into one so wouldn't know. unfortunately I hail from the Angry Birds generation, so I am all too aware of how he's just a Jason Mraz rip off with an Adele rip off ballad in him. But, ah, the lad's done well, fair play. Can't fault headlining Glasto on your own whether you like him or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Raptor 1,199 Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, FatCanary said: Can't fault headlining Glasto on your own whether you like him or not. I do fault that. I just can't trust a musician who chooses not to have a drummer! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGunnShow 5,925 Posted May 6, 2021 Even VAR would disallow that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary73 150 Posted May 6, 2021 Most accurate shirt they had was Fisons... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatCanary 249 Posted May 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, The Raptor said: I do fault that. I just can't trust a musician who chooses not to have a drummer! I agree with your principles here, entirely. It's the fact that he managed it that is the remarkable achievement, even if you think he is entirely derivative as I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatCanary 249 Posted May 6, 2021 that said, briefly OT, i'm still waiting for my sodding drummer to send me the tracks for my album, when I could program them myself. So I understand waning patience with drummers. (This really shouldn't be a Football thread) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Greavsy said: Are "the curtains" his supporting band!? 😛 Famously sang "I would rather go Blind" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites