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HMS Píss The League is like the Room of Requirement in Harry Potter. The more people who arrive, the greater the ship's dimensions. We'll set sail when we're good and ready.

Serious question, though: is there anyone left who's not quite ready to board yet? What about @GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary and @lake district canary? It'd be a real shame to leave without you...

I'm in. Tonight was the key for me.

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3 minutes ago, Thirsty Lizard said:

Or Hugill Might Score? (according to Mullet anyway 😉 ).

Hello Thirsty, Farke is readying himself to unleash Soto for the remaining games, You mark my words. I hear Hugill shinned one in tonight as well.

How can one person be so wrong 

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36 minutes ago, Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB said:

You are going to need a bigger boat...........

This was an appropriate application of a legendary quote, probably the best I've seen

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The morning after the night before... how are we feeling?

Anyone got any interesting stats to share with the group? I've seen plenty flying about since last night; apologies if they've already been shared on other threads, but here's a starter for ten: 

Yesterday marked two and a half years to the day since we last lost a Championship home match to anybody other than Derby County.

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......here you go Wolfie. Just in from this amazing Twitter account.

 

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Nicked from SM

 

Open play chances created in the Championship in 2020/21

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49  Max Aarons

48  Harvey Elliott and Connor Roberts

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1 minute ago, Parma Ham's gone mouldy said:

I liked the one posted elsewhere of 64 passes for the late Placheta chance (25 is Barça-level incredible)...

This season is just extraordinary.....Enjoy it, cherish it, remember it. 

Parma 

I had a dream last night that Placheta tried a shot from the half way line and just missed the top corner

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2 minutes ago, Crabbycanary3 said:

Nicked from SM

 

Open play chances created in the Championship in 2020/21

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Mrs Wolf showed me this last night, and I actually squealed like a child when I saw that Max was second in the list! 😄

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I liked that Emi has 15 assists, the next highest is 10...............so he has 50% more assists than his nearest competitor

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1 minute ago, Feedthewolf said:

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Mrs Wolf showed me this last night, and I actually squealed like a child when I saw that Max was second in the list! 😄

Ha ha. We must be on the same SM site 🙂

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1 minute ago, Crabbycanary3 said:

Ha ha. We must be on the same SM site 🙂

Where's it from? She follows most of the best NCFC stats accounts on Twitter...

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Kieran Dowell has now been on the winning side in the biggest Championship victories in 2019/20 (Wigan v Hull 8-0) and 2020/21 (last night) and scored 4 goals across the 2 games

He's a lucky charm!

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Only two players have scored 25+ goals in two separate Championship seasons this century.

Teemu Pukki is one, and the other is...

 

 

 

 

Jordan Rhodes.

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1 minute ago, Crabbycanary3 said:

NCFC Numbers

Yeah absolutely, love it. She always reads their tweets to me after the match. She's also a big fan of OptaJoe for wider football stats.

Right, busy day... better crack on! 🙂

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I actually set off on my Rubber Dinghy a few weeks ago, any chance of being picked up en-route, it's getting a bit testing on the waters?

 

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Can I suggest this for the comedy evening (it's about Brentford obvs)?

 

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My favourite stat from this season is that since the start of 2018/19, Teemu Pukki has scored more Championship goals than any other player. Despite spending a whole year not even playing in the Championship!

My apologies that you've probably all seen it as it gets shown and discussed a lot during our Sky Sports games, but I absolutely love that stat.

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15 minutes ago, Nuff Said said:

Can I suggest this for the comedy evening (it's about Brentford obvs)?

 

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The guy’s an obvious binner ... check out his posting history

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Speaking of stats, we've clocked up over 200 points in the last three seasons. That included a season where we only got 21 in the Premiership.

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Simon Thomas: “I’ve just been for a swim on the cruise liner [H.M.S **** the League] pool and it was beautiful!”

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2 hours ago, Flying Dutchman said:

My favourite stat from this season is that since the start of 2018/19, Teemu Pukki has scored more Championship goals than any other player. Despite spending a whole year not even playing in the Championship!

My apologies that you've probably all seen it as it gets shown and discussed a lot during our Sky Sports games, but I absolutely love that stat.

And he's about 14 ahead of anyone else, isn't he?

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4 hours ago, Feedthewolf said:

The morning after the night before... how are we feeling?

Anyone got any interesting stats to share with the group? I've seen plenty flying about since last night; apologies if they've already been shared on other threads, but here's a starter for ten: 

Yesterday marked two and a half years to the day since we last lost a Championship home match to anybody other than Derby County.

A comment that tickled me on the comment section of the highlights video on The Club's Youtube site.

"How come the highlights video is over 9 minutes long? Oh, I see" 🙂 

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