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Quality Assessment by new Ipswich Manager

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"We don't have time for negativity.... But my professional players are so bad they could be replaced by anyone."

Interesting juxtaposition.

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It’s usually St John’s ambulance taken to the cleaners 

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Brings a whole new meaning to the cliche "Pick yourself up, dust yourself down, and start all over again". Seems Cook believes that actual cleaners would be more successful at this than his squad of players.

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‘A Cook and 11 Cleaners’ could be a musical, a comedy certainly

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I think they are in the market for Barry Scott

out of contract at Cillit FC

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1 hour ago, Bill said:

Take a look at Fleetwood's goals.

Where was the marking for their second

and if you want to see a measure of the shambles that is the binners, watch at 1.12min 😆

https://www.skysports.com/football/fleetwood-town-vs-ipswich-town/431065

 

ps worth watching for the goal music 🥰

That goal music would spur me on to scoring!

 

I wonder if there is any truth to the rumour that the Binners' new goal music is the theme from Tales of the Unexpected 😇

 

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TWTD really putting the boot into Skuse and Chambers, they seem to have been there forever, must have lost everytime they played against us.

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7 minutes ago, CANARYKING said:

TWTD really putting the boot into Skuse and Chambers, they seem to have been there forever, must have lost everytime they played against us.

Chambers has been there for a decade now.

 

God how awful must that be?

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Maybe they had the music just for ITFC, referencing, as it does, Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

O/T. The music spurred me on to revisit one of the greatest pieces of music ever written  - "Bach before the Mast" by George Malcolm. It always cheers me up.

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I thought the name the "Cod Army" was embarrassing enough until I heard the goal music.

 

There's a time and a plaice...

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17 minutes ago, Nuff Said said:

I thought the name the "Cod Army" was embarrassing enough until I heard the goal music.

 

There's a time and a plaice...

I thought it added to the fun of watching the binners getting battered

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59 minutes ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

Chambers has been there for a decade now.

 

God how awful must that be?

Rumour has it that to celebrate his longevity of service and how far they've fallen in that decade they're going to reward old fist-pump with a Regressedamonial

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1 hour ago, CANARYKING said:

TWTD really putting the boot into Skuse and Chambers, they seem to have been there forever, must have lost everytime they played against us.

It’s so brilliant. Captain Fistpump is even more of a charlatan than Lambert, been getting away with murder. The way he runs away from the player for their 2nd...shambles. 

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10 minutes ago, Duncan Edwards said:

Rumour has it that to celebrate his longevity of service and how far they've fallen in that decade they're going to reward old fist-pump with a Regressedamonial

one of their stars on their shirt is to be replaced by a black hole, in recognition of that collapse

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This from their forum , I didn't realise the takeover had gone Pete Tong.

The only way missing out on promotion might be a blessing in disguise is if it puts the takeover back on track.
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45 minutes ago, Nuff Said said:

I thought the name the "Cod Army" was embarrassing enough until I heard the goal music.

 

There's a time and a plaice...

Totally knocked off their perch. Yet they still carp on about winning in Europe.

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Sorry, but I carried on reading their forum and came across this comment in relation to Dozzell.

He probably wouldn’t look out of place in a Man City (or team of similar style) team.

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1 minute ago, dj11 said:

Sorry, but I carried on reading their forum and came across this comment in relation to Dozzell.

He probably wouldn’t look out of place in a Man City (or team of similar style) team.

are ball boys part of the team ?

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2 minutes ago, dj11 said:

Sorry, but I carried on reading their forum and came across this comment in relation to Dozzell.

He probably wouldn’t look out of place in a Man City (or team of similar style) team.

Alongside Stef Houghton.

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Drazen Muzinic said:

That goal music would spur me on to scoring!

 

I wonder if there is any truth to the rumour that the Binners' new goal music is the theme from Tales of the Unexpected 😇

 

Or something by The Three Degrees?

"When will I see you again?" (Says the net to the ball....😅)

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