Man Quite Literally Killed by His Own C*ck!

[Thirsty Lizard 3,155]

Oh dear, what a shame.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-56224144

[Thirsty Lizard 3,155]

Sorry, meant to put this in non-football obviously. 

[TheGunnShow 5,933]

Gotta chuck this song in.
 

 

[cambridgeshire canary 6,680]

How on earth do you get kiled by a chicken? Thing peck your knee too hard?

[Mello Yello 2,281]

Lethal Pecker.....

[Christoph Stiepermann 1,131]

I know it's wrong to think this way, but my immediate reaction to stories of animal abusers getting a hilarious comeuppance is usually just...good. 

[Mello Yello 2,281]

Should be up in front of the beak.....

[NFN FC 1,123]

3 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

How on earth do you get kiled by a chicken? Thing peck your knee too hard?

Read the article and you will find out

[NFN FC 1,123]

Do not weaponise your poultry! 

[Hank shoots Skyler 2,094]

2 hours ago, Christoph Stiepermann said:

I know it's wrong to think this way, but my immediate reaction to stories of animal abusers getting a hilarious comeuppance is usually just...good. 

I’d say it’s probably more controversial to not think that way to be honest...

[TIL 1010 4,722]

I read the thread title and thought for a moment we had stumbled across the demise of City1st who hasn't now posted for 5 days.

[keelansgrandad 6,679]

Fowl play

[Herman 9,717]

[Mello Yello 2,281]

Murder most fowl.....

[Van wink 2,994]

This topic is as opposed to the toilets behind the City Stand where we regularly seem to have..."Man Hunts For His Own C..OCK"

Edited February 28, 2021 by Van wink