ricardo 7,385 Posted January 29, 2021 https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,756 Posted January 29, 2021 That has to be one of the funniest, non April Fool's Day, news reports ever. “He is also banned from the countryside and is now forbidden to go within one mile of a farm,” the police insider added. “So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that. “However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines.” 🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,385 Posted January 29, 2021 I blame Lambert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horsefly 4,298 Posted January 29, 2021 well, at least the offspring would be better looking than the majority of those concieved from Ipswich intercourse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted January 29, 2021 We had a chap down here who used to like one off the wrist while stood knee deep in farm slurry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted January 29, 2021 15 minutes ago, ricardo said: I blame Lambert Did he have a hand in it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,385 Posted January 29, 2021 Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham. The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midlands Yellow 3,980 Posted January 29, 2021 Beats bashing the bishop I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,555 Posted January 29, 2021 Quite a lot of content on there suggests that this is a parody, in the style of the Daily Mash. Anyone know if the Suffolk Gazzette is in fact a ‘serious’ publication? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,756 Posted January 29, 2021 A convincing parody.😳😀 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thirsty Lizard 3,161 Posted January 29, 2021 12 minutes ago, Mr Angry said: Quite a lot of content on there suggests that this is a parody, in the style of the Daily Mash. Anyone know if the Suffolk Gazzette is in fact a ‘serious’ publication? I've answered this on another thread. https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/chelsea-to-name-paul-lambert-as-new-manager/ The fact that the 'crime reporter' in this article was called 'Hugh Dunnett' should have been enough for certain people who should know better to realise that it was a p*ss take. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted January 29, 2021 If he sticks it up the exhaust pipe he could end up HGV positive! 🤣 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,555 Posted January 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Thirsty Lizard said: I've answered this on another thread. https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/chelsea-to-name-paul-lambert-as-new-manager/ The fact that the 'crime reporter' in this article was called 'Hugh Dunnett' should have been enough for certain people who should know better to realise that it was a p*ss take. I hadn’t spotted that 🤣 I wonder whether anyone from this messageboard might be behind these articles? 🧐🤨🤔 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,846 Posted January 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Thirsty Lizard said: I've answered this on another thread. https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sport/chelsea-to-name-paul-lambert-as-new-manager/ The fact that the 'crime reporter' in this article was called 'Hugh Dunnett' should have been enough for certain people who should know better to realise that it was a p*ss take. Can't believe that anyone genuinely got taken in by that... 🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,385 Posted January 29, 2021 20 minutes ago, Mr Angry said: I hadn’t spotted that 🤣 I wonder whether anyone from this messageboard might be behind these articles? 🧐🤨🤔 Guess who. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Hairy 3,772 Posted January 29, 2021 43 minutes ago, Mr Angry said: Quite a lot of content on there suggests that this is a parody, in the style of the Daily Mash. Anyone know if the Suffolk Gazzette is in fact a ‘serious’ publication? Seriously??? 😂😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,502 Posted January 29, 2021 I quite liked some of the mugs. One star review for 2020 was all too true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 1,555 Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Ken Hairy said: Seriously??? 😂😂 I’m far too trusting 😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor Hockey's Beard 527 Posted January 29, 2021 The real give away was the line about liking green Massey Fergusons - they've been grey, red and occasionally yellow, but never - to my knowledge - green. Also he'd want to be at the front, where you used to be able to hand-crank the engine. Puts a whole new meaning to a "pick-up hitch". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddycanary 539 Posted January 29, 2021 The Massey is classy, but the Zetor is better. The John Deere has no peer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites