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Sam Allardyce's first team talk

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Well now lads for those that don't know, I generally rescue teams from certain relegation. I'm so good at parking the bus and boring teams to death I got the England job. Now based on what I've seen this season you lot aren't very good so here's the plan. We accept were doomed but you lot have got to appear to be trying or we'll get in trouble. Anyway I've accepted a bung from Leeds Utd FC so when we go down you lot will get a hefty bonus from me so winner winner chicken dinner. Now lets go play hoof ball

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Looking like a low points tally to stay up and WBA have a tricky run of fixtures. They aren't adrift yet but given where they are and the style of football they will be playing I cant see many players opting to go to the Hawthorns in January. Id rather see them stay up and the likes of Leeds and Palace crumble but they have their work cut out. I'm sure he will want to throw the cup tie so they have as fewer fixtures as possible to contend with.

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"First thing so as to set the record straight

That money was only resting in my account............................."

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